Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker

Wow just saw the Conan that had Phoenix on it- they rocked- thank God for a band that also sounds...

Oct 2nd

And LaBamba Rock Band is hilarious: http://bit.ly/PNeb6

Oct 2nd

http://twitpic.com/jv61o - Something ridiculous @joelcomm does. I already emailed him about it once...

Oct 1st

I like people who say perhaps a lot. Might you be once, perchance?

Oct 1st

I’d like to see a tough guy superhero no one will mess with who also says “anyhoo”...

Oct 1st

Thinking about changing my name to Brian Steel. So I sound tougher.

Oct 1st

I’ve seen way more case studies proving profits from Twitter than Facebook, yet more companies...

Oct 1st

I just finished my presentation for @PubCon vegas. http://izurl.com/TjM

Oct 1st

Morality is how we WANT the world to work- economics is how it DOES work- freakinomics

Sep 28th

mmm fresh backups smell so good. remind me of summer and hot dogs and cooking out.

Sep 26th

http://twitpic.com/j053d - Almost done installing this mofo dishwasher

Sep 25th

Google is overusing the authoritative one-box for local search results, angering many local...

Sep 25th

http://twitpic.com/j0ioa - Funny face of the day

Sep 25th

#FirefoxFriday Organize & Visualize Your Firefox Browsing History with History Tree...

Sep 25th

Each click in this “trick or treat” game donates to World Wildlife Fund – save our planet!...

Sep 24th

RT @zaibatsu: This Post Sums Up Why I Think Twitter’s New RT Function Will Suck...

Sep 24th

Wowness the second Twilight’s soundtrack has some of my favorite obscure bands on it...

Sep 24th

You’re an irrascible special ed teacher #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

You’re a surrealistic art dealer #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

You’re a first-time author #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

RT @larakulpa @briancarter you should send that last one to @perezhilton (You’re a nauseous...

Sep 23rd

You’re a comic who tries desperately to write funny one-liners on Twitter #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

You’re a pony jockey #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

You’re a nauseous carnival barker #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

Finally trying out su.pr - if it gets more stumbles well that’s just awesome. Check out my...

Sep 23rd

You’re a leprechaun with a nearly automatic mid-range jumpshot #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

You’re a Mensa candidate on welfare #ludicrousinsults

Sep 23rd

“Trick” your friends while donating to World Wildlife Fund – all it takes is one click...

Sep 23rd

Did you see my ludicrous insults earlier? http://su.pr/2E1bt4

Sep 23rd

“Wonder Wheel” is an atypical product name for Google. Don’t you think it sounds...

Sep 21st

Digging new “The Bravery” album coming out in November http://www.myspace.com/thebravery

Sep 21st

It’s not optimal to perform optimally for people who don’t want optimal.

Sep 21st

I just registered for PubCon Las Vegas 2009! @PubCon

Sep 21st

Retail checkouts are so 20th century ;-)

Sep 19th

Some towns r historic, some r just OLD. All visitor’s bureaus go with “historic”.

Sep 19th

I like to give indian gifts to myself- keeps me on my toes

Sep 19th

RT #followfriday SMART #SEOs @Pamela_Lund @martinbowling @daver @cshel @szetela @kid_disco @dr_pete...

Sep 19th

The to San Diego crowd so different from the southern crowd- impolite stares and nasty looks

Sep 19th

Wish I could find a clip of “Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home!” from...

Sep 18th

http://twitpic.com/i2cyk - How @joshwilliams85 dissed my “like a boss” photo

Sep 18th

RT @bofu2u New post on Contempt, http://bit.ly/D7nPZ including a bonus affiliate program *about SEO...

Sep 18th

from yest RT@ kmccallum Sent out month’s @TweetROI payments. People are making money,...

Sep 17th

Thank God, new grunge: new Alice in Chains, new singer http://bit.ly/Va7hU did they regrow him from...

Sep 17th

I know I’m not the only Facebook skeptic. “Slow down on the FB hype train PLEASE”...

Sep 17th

New version of Fuel PPC ROI calculator, this one for lead generation: http://bit.ly/1aqPBq

Sep 17th

Amusing- if Citigroup is going to be “customer led” http://bit.ly/tVeAf they’ll...

Sep 17th

Cool survey: What the “average Joe” thinks matters in search engine rankings:...

Sep 16th

RT @tweetmeme 4 Reasons Why SEO Blogging Sucks | SEO Scoop http://bit.ly/kDhXD

Sep 16th

Ugh migraine and feel like lunch is attacking me

Sep 16th

RT @bofu2u Since the last deal worked decently, http://www.SiteSnatcher.com From $12.99 this week!...

Sep 14th

http://twitpic.com/hbida - I am like a boss, with cool new sunglasses

Sep 12th

http://twitpic.com/hbimm - I the coolest dude in this bathroom

Sep 12th

WHO SAYS u have to wear pants on casual day?

Sep 12th

girls… Find Out The 13 Reasons He Won 19t Have Sex With You, Even After A Hot Date!...

Sep 11th

Lots of people sleepwalk- I’m an achiever so I sleepJOG. I’m also goofy but...

Sep 11th

You feel really important going to a conference until you get there and it’s boring. Most of...

Sep 11th

http://twitpic.com/h8uwm - Drive home sunset

Sep 11th

This is a stunning freakin indoor climbing video http://bit.ly/15r3EH …awesome soundtrack,...

Sep 10th

http://twitpic.com/h498e - This is just wrong. One hotel should not get an authoritative one box for...

Sep 10th

RT @rockclimbingguy Tallest Indoor Rock Climbing Wall in the World (proposed) http://bit.ly/1gyeYR

Sep 10th

http://twitpic.com/h5jbl - …because all the seals got clubbed?

Sep 10th

How Blog SEO is Like Having Sex With Homeless People http://bit.ly/3tpaD2

Sep 10th

Social Media That Helps With SEO and Getting Hot Dates http://bit.ly/fEKNb

Sep 10th

barcamp charleston decided my funny speech topics were “trollish”- I was actually...

Sep 10th

More Twitter Advertising Opportunities http://bit.ly/2UsmQ3 article on ClickZ by @hollisthomases,...

Sep 9th

http://twitpic.com/gqv1b - This motel owner must be really into eighties music

Sep 7th

Boyertown, PA is charming and beautiful!

Sep 6th

I was just told I’m good at shifting shapes with my mouth. No I’m at a restaurant...

Sep 6th

Another delayed us airways flight, they’re so incompetent- if we really had a choice of...

Sep 5th

Consturniped: Constipated due to turnips

Sep 4th

Constirpirated: constipated due to pirates.

Sep 4th

Constorpedoed: constipated due to torpedos.

Sep 4th

Constantipoled: constipated due to people who hate opals.

Sep 4th

Constipfated: destined for constipation.

Sep 4th

Constipkatydid: constipated due to crickets.

Sep 4th

http://twitpic.com/gcmck - Surrealistic seo specialist Ryan

Sep 4th

http://twitpic.com/gb0y1 - Moving into new office; desk has crack from my Thunder Thor Fist

Sep 4th

http://twitpic.com/gcmqi - Seo terrorist @joshwilliams85

Sep 4th

RT @ppcproz How to update PDF links, so that they register as goals in Google Analytics. Step by...

Sep 2nd

If you’re smoking while riding a bike, you probably don’t own a car… or you do but...

Sep 2nd

Either way, you’re not in contention for a tour de France cup

Sep 2nd

Today’s top artists remix 5 Michael Jackson and Jackson 5 songs: http://bit.ly/2Luwsl pretty...

Sep 2nd

Funny sympathy card for Californians and the fires: http://bit.ly/OwRbQ

Sep 2nd

Funny Michael Jackson e-card: http://bit.ly/V2ZlP

Sep 2nd

Phew sorry for not tweeting as much, peeps, I am busy. We have a new SEO/PPC employee here…...

Sep 1st

RT @glenngabe: New Research on AdWords Broad-Session-Based Match Type Results http://bit.ly/oIpeq

Sep 1st

Quality Tweets: How To Ensure High Spokesperson Quality In A Twitter Social Advertising Network...

Sep 1st

Oh you know, they sound like Built To Spill too… Cymbals Eat Guitars…...

Sep 1st

I love new indie music- new to me: Cymbals Eat Guitars… http://bit.ly/4BCGe4 like early...

Sep 1st

Ooh wow, @TweetROI mentioned on US News & World Report: http://bit.ly/1h68s (via @consulenteweb)...

Sep 1st

Cool way for people without insurance to pay for medications: http://bit.ly/G0aCs

Sep 1st

Chicago folks: we’d love your support for the Prostate Cancer Walk on Sept 13 #SeaBlue...

Sep 1st

RT @zaibatsu: This is NOT a good plan @Twitter http://bit.ly/9PQRU #SaveReTweets @Alyssa_Milano

Sep 1st

This sinusitis pathology vid http://bit.ly/OcZk9 gets my vote for cheeziest ever- I love the song,...

Sep 1st

Wow, also @tweetroi mentioned in Entrepreneur magazine- same article as in US New &WR:...

Sep 1st