(blog post) Indoor Rock Climbing Gyms http://bit.ly/kG57q
Aug 31st
http://twitpic.com/fn4bx - Alas, Yorrick is tired
Aug 30th
It always weirds me out when something is “World Famous” but I’ve never heard of...
Aug 30th
http://twitpic.com/fnj8v - Sorbet is a MAN’s dessert
Aug 30th
http://twitpic.com/fnirl - Mini surprise cheesecake at the charleston grill
Aug 30th
http://twitpic.com/fn6xk - Not a dish for the homophobe
Aug 30th
Slides from a Social Media & Social Networking Workshop I did in July...
Aug 28th
Cool, check out @danzarrella’s “The Science of Retweets” powerpoint on slideshare:...
Aug 28th
http://twitpic.com/flocd - Alas, Yorrick is dead funny
Aug 28th
Indoor Rock Climbing Clothing and Gear for Women http://bit.ly/9bLVU
Aug 28th
http://twitpic.com/flo0n - Laughing with an old friend of mine- he’s so skinny now!
Aug 28th
http://twitpic.com/fbvl3 - This is the @hotel_max where we stayed with nirvana, hole, and sushi
Aug 27th
http://twitpic.com/f6s0l - Fire shot in Thai Tom
Aug 26th
http://twitpic.com/f9vrf - Q&A panel day two #seomoz
Aug 26th
LOL Check out @stuntdubl’s doppelganger: @stuntdoppel
Aug 26th
SEOMOZ is made out of puppies and hostess twinkie cakes, and it doesn’t make you fat. #seomoz
Aug 26th
RT @badnewsrobot: @briancarter I thought you were magically delicious. And frosted.
Aug 26th
I am regretfully, ashamedly, intractably rebellious
Aug 26th
Percentage of speakers who are bald increasing annually at #seomoz. I blame social media, Seth...
Aug 26th
RT @RavenJon: Speaking with @davesnyder & @briancarter on “Capitalizing on Twitter &...
Aug 26th
RT @joshwilliams85 I like doing keyword research. Where else would I find such gems as “fetus...
Aug 26th
http://twitpic.com/faoaw - Sushi passing in the night at blue c sushi, Seattle
Aug 26th
http://twitpic.com/fa2du - Now u know where Bank of America’s burglar alarm is
Aug 26th
I am going to kill @joshwiliams85 at pool at the Garage tonight
Aug 26th
Any seomozzers staying at hotel max too? #seomoz
Aug 25th
SEOmoz 2009 Tips & Tricks Seminar Kicks Off http://bit.ly/9wP6L #seomoz
Aug 25th
http://twitpic.com/f57dq - @randfish as Dr. Evil by @tomcritchlow
Aug 25th
http://twitpic.com/f57kr - @tomcritchlow speaking at #SEOmoz
Aug 25th
http://twitpic.com/f53iz - @davidmihm speaking at #SEOmoz
Aug 25th
Taking notes to blog about #seomoz seminar for searchenginejournal.com
Aug 25th
http://twitpic.com/f4oir - Nick Gerner and seo algorithm components #SEOmoz
Aug 25th
It would take 6 shots of Everclear to kill me according to http://www.barstools.net/booze_death -...
Aug 25th
http://twitpic.com/f48z1 - @randfish at SEOmoz seminar right now
Aug 25th
http://twitpic.com/f6l84 - The best Thai restaurant in Seattle?
Aug 25th
RT @PoeticLotion: Forget other pay-per-click Twitter advertising to get paid. I just got paid almost...
Aug 25th
RT @kmccallum: Cool stuff right around the corner for TweetROI.
Aug 23rd
http://twitpic.com/evs3a - Below space needle
Aug 23rd
http://twitpic.com/evrzl - My two favorite uncles
Aug 23rd
http://twitpic.com/evsr0 - “it feels like I might have worms”
Aug 23rd
RT @kmccallum: Great use for TweetROI - Twittering May Have Impact at Box Office -...
Aug 23rd
Who’s going to SEOmoz mon and tues?
Aug 23rd
http://twitpic.com/f1fw8 - Cafe Presse great Seattle French cafe and food + soccer in HD
Aug 23rd
http://twitpic.com/evvk6 - Aw man! How did they know I was gonna do that?
Aug 23rd
Every one of the last three times I’ve flown I’ve been delayed- it seems like airline...
Aug 22nd
RT @SugarJones: Twitter for money? Here’s my interview with my #FF @BrianCarter about his new...
Aug 22nd
Watching Indian guy on plane lightly slap his kids on the head- refreshing to see someone not overly...
Aug 22nd
http://twitpic.com/eq9aw - Improvised cat barricade
Aug 22nd
Ok seattle let’s see whatcha got
Aug 22nd
Love traveling, love flying, hate airports
Aug 22nd
Funny tweets about political correctness: http://bit.ly/2rY6kW
Aug 21st
Microloans are nice because if you don’t pay, the guys they send after you have really small...
Aug 21st
http://twitpic.com/elnoi - Local Indian restaurant has a 1950’s robot vacuum cleaner
Aug 21st
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #seo #standupcomedy #ppc
Aug 21st
This band White Denim is incredible- Beatles + Velvet Underground etc. http://bit.ly/uZ8Fr
Aug 20th
Best Songs of the Decade playlist: http://bit.ly/ccSeG
Aug 20th
Green Wing, new Brit medical comedy TV show, surreal, pretty cool: http://bit.ly/pz8gK
Aug 20th
New medical research demonstrates anatomically there is no such thing as a “lap”
Aug 19th
Researchers agree: “lap” disappears upon standing- more research required to discover...
Aug 19th
Watching Defiance- great movie about Jews in Russia during WWII
Aug 19th
Sick = home - fun
Aug 19th
Delusions of tweeteur: favoriting almost every one of your own tweets
Aug 19th
My nizzle has a nozzle but he’s Jewish so it’s a schnozzle
Aug 17th
Receptionist the other day declared to me “Your hair is AMAZING!”
Aug 17th
Hurricane Bill is the funniest hurricane name ever. If such a destructive force can be funny.
Aug 17th
Dang, Tom Jobim is smooth. http://www.imeem.com/artists/tom_jobim/
Aug 17th
Regina Spektor gets me all choked up
Aug 17th
New Indoor Rock Climbing Blog
Aug 16th
lol here’s Robin Williams’ joke about twittering during sex: OMG OMG WTF ZZZ
Aug 16th
My mom sent me a Bible, a comedy DVD, and a book about ADHD. The ADHD book is teaching me how to...
Aug 16th
Going to go get the new iBoob 3PMS.
Aug 16th
Started a new site today: http://rockclimbingindoor.com/ check it out, throw me a link if you want...
Aug 16th
http://twitpic.com/e5izw - This = fun … But next time I’m going 4x4
Aug 16th
Seems like every dance song Alexander Perls touches is cool http://bit.ly/2ncHIc
Aug 15th
Lotsa cool new bands in this playlist: http://bit.ly/4d88Tw one of the better indie playlists from...
Aug 15th
Cool- US Army moving to wiki based field manuals- UGC by soldiers- I’m sure they’re in a...
Aug 15th
Life in your 30’s is about saying “I’m so old!” and people in their...
Aug 15th
Wow District 9 was incredible. I’m speechless, which says something, for me.
Aug 15th
hilarious: Lucky Bingo Briefs http://bit.ly/C6LrP as he says, “your feedback is important to...
Aug 14th
Listen to @jbgrafx talking Social media tactics in this podcast http://bit.ly/clLK5 and what he says...
Aug 14th
Lol Internet out from thunderstorm, our whole interactive company wandering around office aimlessly
Aug 13th
Just got a surprise good deal from @hotel_max after sending them an email- great customer service...
Aug 13th
If you were looking for “some way” out, it turns out it’s in Northern California:...
Aug 13th
RT @eljefetwisted: @briancarter NO way! http://bit.ly/kgesF
Aug 13th
Somebody said I was the funniest SEO they’d ever met. That’s like saying...
Aug 12th
Your AdWords ROI is Better Than You Think http://bit.ly/104zKN #PPC
Aug 12th
k Google Calendar is down so… I might miss or forget a meeting… :-(
Aug 12th
Is there any more exciting moment than when you first remove the scotch tape from a new pair of...
Aug 12th
“If you’re not sure if it’s God’s will for you, try to run from it.”
Aug 12th
http://twitpic.com/di2c2 - Vacant
Aug 12th
2001 tweets have been sent through @TweetROI since its launch July 6th, 2009. 500+ twitterers with...
Aug 12th
Photos of families on websites always distract me cuz all I do is try to figure out if they’re...
Aug 12th
Thinking about starting a religious cult that is also a MLM opportunity. The first requirement is...
Aug 11th
I think @soulpossum’s on LSD - he just left me a voicemail yelling about riding a fireball...
Aug 11th
I think the number of miata drivers who are not middle aged women is roughly… me. Altho u...
Aug 11th
I always feel bad for guys that get stuck walking the girlfriend’s tiny dog.
Aug 11th
RT @bobbykircher: OH @ whole foods: Adult Son: “Are we going to the grocery store after...
Aug 11th
RT @zaibatsu: Loving It: Awkward Nerd Photos http://su.pr/7akdME
Aug 11th
New conversion tracker for PPC advertisers. “one site to track all your online...
Aug 11th
Watch
Pantene Pro-V Shampoo- Punk Version
Aug 10th
Did you see Conan O’Brien’s funny clip about Twitter being down? http://bit.ly/TVVW5
Aug 9th
The reason I don’t hang out at pools a lot is the opposite of why so many guys do who...
Aug 9th
What comes out of my mouth when I don’t plan it usually vexes people
Aug 9th
I confused the Barista girl by telling her I watched a John cena movie in which he was typically big...
Aug 9th
These running shorts with the built-in underwear feel weird
Aug 9th
Twitter is killer for me as a comedian writing one liners- I put mine in my favorites- I have about...
Aug 9th
Evidently, all the people who used to run off and join the circus now just go to walmart on...
Aug 9th
By reading this tweet you signify that you agree to hold blameless this twitterer for any injury you...
Aug 9th
Am I the only guy who hates the fact that to shop for underwear I have to see other guy’s...
Aug 9th
“Corn vomit!” It’s fun to say.
Aug 8th
RT @protwitExclusive Interview with Co-Founder of TweetROI ~ http://bit.ly/cerjc Thanks @briancarter...
Aug 8th
http://twitpic.com/d4fpw - Sheesh i wish this cat would relax once in a while
Aug 8th
RT @garrisonwynn I have a breakthrough diet product for those who can’t fully commit to loosing...
Aug 8th
Hanging out with the Hallmark cards getting all sentimental- as I do every evening after work…
Aug 7th
Twitter working better with firefox than chrome
Aug 7th
Twitter is being weird on me. Won’t follow people but doesn’t tell me I can’t-...
Aug 7th
When they say you have potential, they mean “we hope you won’t suck later but we have no...
Aug 6th
New conversion tracker for PPC advertisers http://bit.ly/c7s2W
Aug 6th
Checking out this new conversion tracker for PPC advertisers. #advertising #w3roi...
Aug 6th
Search music, video, software on rapidshare with http://rapid4me.com AD
Aug 6th
These scooters look cool but I already drive a miata and don’t want to go further in that...
Aug 6th
New conversion tracking service for PPC advertisers #ppc #tracking http://bit.ly/c7s2W
Aug 6th
RT @pencilbox: @briancarter nice! another: how metalheads laugh: löl
Aug 6th
Welcome To The New Search Engine Journal http://bit.ly/pNwIm cool new look!
Aug 6th
How the dutch laugh: lool
Aug 6th
NICE BLOG: Marketing, Mobile, Technology & Business news for passionates @HugoCandeias
Aug 6th
How Many PPC Ads Should You Test? http://bit.ly/lq8Ty
Aug 6th
Freakin cool- you can pan this video of Dutch techno concert 360 degrees while watching...
Aug 6th
Thanks for the autumnal answers guys, you rock! :-)
Aug 6th
One more “fall” question- how many of you know what Indian Summer is, without checking...
Aug 6th
Do Canadians say “Fall” or “Autumn” or what?
Aug 6th
RT @gregjarboe Interview with Marc Poirier, Co-Founder and CMO of Acquisio (PPC management/reporting...
Aug 6th
RT @garrisonwynn Anyone heard of Chocolate Covered Bacon? It’s for real. Just give me a pair...
Aug 4th
The problem with being funny only some of the time is that people sometimes don’t know if...
Aug 4th
http://twitpic.com/crjfu - This never gets old for an egomaniac like me LOL
Aug 4th
“Live and let tweet.” That’s what Paul McCartney would say, if he were still alive.
Aug 4th
re: micromanagement- I am between micro-aware and micro-omniscient but I do not micro-intervene...
Aug 4th
I have been added to so many mafia families and ninja dojos I’m starting to be scared of...
Aug 4th
Watch
Animals on Fire
Aug 4th
“The rain is a baptism” - Lloyd Dobbler
Aug 3rd
Killer skillz can kill your spirit
Aug 3rd
It should be against the law for strangers to stare at me. And a punch-in-the-FACE-able offense.
Aug 3rd
Advertisers: Get free expert help with paid tweet campaign creation http://bit.ly/14JCbp
Aug 3rd
I’m at movies waiting for Funny People to start. I feel funny too. In my pants.
Aug 2nd
At movies, buckets of popcorn??? I think one of the things that separates humans and animals is...
Aug 2nd
http://twitpic.com/cedng - The to do list for those with low standards
Aug 2nd
I’ve never been the sort to put stuff in my back pocket, but I’m really getting into...
Aug 2nd
Marketers: Get Free Expert Feedback on Paid Tweet Campaign Creation http://bit.ly/14JCbp
Aug 2nd
Just took my 43rd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Aug 2nd
Funny People was long, but hilarious and good drama- great movie IMHO
Aug 2nd
I’ve decided I would like someone to nickname me “Thunder Pants”
Aug 2nd
http://twitpic.com/cgomk - Finally: Cola for midgets. Yay!!!
Aug 2nd
Movies are cool. And stuff.
Aug 2nd
I definitely don’t spend enough time oiled up tanning.
Aug 2nd
http://www.tweetroi.com/ helps prevent B.O.
Aug 2nd
Cool slogan for a bean company. “We turn UNDER pants into THUNDER pants”
Aug 2nd
There are too many Q’s in Canada. I bet every episode of Sesame St. there is sponsored by the...
Aug 1st
‘Seinfeld’ cast reunites on ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ http://cli.gs/MjJzjb
Aug 1st
http://twitpic.com/ccaay - The low self esteem to do list
Aug 1st
Dumbest. Tweet. Ever.
Aug 1st
http://twitpic.com/cc6cb - Phew! Today’s unrealistic to do list was tough!
Aug 1st
Don’t you ever forget. Brad Pitt is my dog. http://bradpittismydog.com/
Aug 1st