Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker

RT @briansolis Reading “#BlogHer09 Wrapup – On Experts, or Lack Thereof” by Stephanie...

Jul 31st

http://twitpic.com/bz1zd - Check out my two hot dates for tonight!

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

My only use for baseball is as an insomnia cure. But I don’t use it for that because I’d...

Jul 29th

Someday I would like to be bequeathed something. Don’t give me no hand me down… Guess...

Jul 29th

lol @sejournal has sent more traffic to @tweetroi than @techcrunch has…

Jul 29th

lol iphone autocorrect, misspell traveling and you might get “i’m out of town...

Jul 28th

Victor Newman rocks.

Jul 28th

I think Somalian pirates are a good example of how far we’ve come in the civil rights movement

Jul 28th

I’m worried about myself- I’m in a NC walmart and there’s a Dale Earnhrdt DVD...

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/bxqdi - Take THAT @tedmurphy! Who’s the king of hair product NOW???

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/bxm95 - This chiropractor gets a pony for patient appreciation day

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

lol thanks RT @Leggz1061: @briancarter http://twitpic.com/9bfmd - Your posts are the reason I use...

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/bxt2y - I suspect I’m the only walmart customer who bought these items...

Jul 28th

I was just told I might be an “atypical phenotype”. I always suspected…

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/bq4lt - You can see I’ve been in the South too long

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

http://twitpic.com/bq8du - But I don’t WANNA wear the bird hat

Jul 27th

http://twitpic.com/bq85y - I hope this bird doesn’t poop

Jul 27th

http://twitpic.com/bq5bb - Lol “life is crap” apparel

Jul 27th

I’ve reached the point in a text messaging tweeter’s life where I can no longer justify...

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

Lol yes thats lame RT @grandmatwitt: rt @lopnet Top10 stupid Twitter tricks. Unfollow fans to appear...

Jul 27th

Lol I think maybe I’m in the outer banks

Jul 26th

If games r more fun to u than real life, ur not putting enough into ur real life

Jul 26th

I think maybe I’m in the

Jul 26th

:-) @tweetroi broke 1M follower reach and was mentioned in @techcrunch

Jul 26th

RT @techcrunch Full Disclosure: Sponsored Conversations on Twitter Raise Concerns, Prompt Standards...

Jul 26th

http://twitpic.com/bprbx - 4 corners diner in Atlantic beach NC

Jul 26th

http://twitpic.com/bhhal - Guy in bar with headband is trying out for Superbad II

Jul 25th

my goodness I see 96 tweets today about that tweetroi interview

Jul 25th

I am a major Twitterhawk convert- this is a highly efficient way to reach out to people and you can...

Jul 25th

Wow I thought it might take @TweetROI another 2 wks to hit 1 million follower reach but at this pace...

Jul 25th

http://twitpic.com/bkzgj - Tasty “old time fat back skins”

Jul 25th

More than 1000 tweets have gone out via @TweetROI now. The service has been running 18 days.

Jul 24th

The economy is forcing people to re-educate… check out these online schools:...

Jul 24th

Laws for Robots http://bit.ly/20w8r

Jul 24th

Time for da SleepyTime tea…

Jul 24th

Still love this techno song… http://bit.ly/3lgHGJ

Jul 24th

RT @garrisonwynn I just saw a menu that had an “American Style” hamburger on it....

Jul 24th

New use for @soulpossum: helping employees process difficult news

Jul 24th

How TweetROI Fights Twitter Spam and Improves Marketing ROI http://cli.gs/M0r52B

Jul 23rd

Marketing Startups Get Serious About Twitter http://bit.ly/rS8rx

Jul 23rd

RT @sugarjones: You know what gives us gas… money? www.tweetroi.com

Jul 23rd

The Best Way to Disclose Paid Tweets http://cli.gs/QTp11y

Jul 23rd

Internetnews.com story about @TweetROI: http://bit.ly/rS8rx.

Jul 23rd

Celebrate Critical Thinking and Win a Tropical Island 7-Night Stay, Apple iPod, or $100 in product!...

Jul 23rd

That is quite disturbing lol RT @RonnieCruz: @briancarter Please tell me you’ve seen this:...

Jul 23rd

Amazon buys Zappos for 928M. http://twurl.nl/6lym0e

Jul 23rd

Finally listening to the newer U2 album (for free on imeem) http://cli.gs/bAsN7Q

Jul 23rd

Weird site of the day: http://www.gothsinhotweather.com/ Goth people in hot weather, LOL

Jul 23rd

TweetROI Announces Strong Growth Since Debut In Early July http://cli.gs/AMrm8j

Jul 23rd

What Social Marketers Can Learn From Indie Musicians http://cli.gs/jBsYXq guerrilla social...

Jul 23rd

AskMen “Who is the modern man” Survey 2009 http://cli.gs/haHYgh

Jul 23rd

at least on that one

Jul 22nd

Cats in Santa Hats: http://bit.ly/KTx36

Jul 22nd

Starting a FB group for people who think LOL is overused.

Jul 22nd

This fake twitter profiles is kinda funny- nice try at fake sentences lol:...

Jul 22nd

AD won’t work for all our TweetROI.com tweets because some of it is PR oriented. PR is paid,...

Jul 21st

Ever accidentally text a blind smiley? -) I feel sad for blinding a poor little smiley -(

Jul 21st

Find out why 41% of your coworkers don’t like you: http://bit.ly/kAugJ

Jul 21st

Quality Score Surprise! #1 Ad Position Doesn’t Improve Quality Score http://cli.gs/eMrDTX

Jul 21st

RE: Would be good then to get someone in PR who does PR 2.0 via social media to contribute to the...

Jul 21st

Interesting: differences in thinking between fat and fit people http://www.diefatbook.com/

Jul 21st

wow yikes: man bursts into flames when tazed after dousing himself with gas http://bit.ly/gD6ef and...

Jul 21st

And those last few tweets are what happen when you are still tweeting when the benadryl hits

Jul 21st

I guess that’s also a happy cyclops -)

Jul 21st

omg “I don’t care if Ryan murdered his whole family… he’s like a son to...

Jul 20th

Wish Hulu was smarter. Just watched long commercial before an episode I already had seen, switched...

Jul 20th

I am surprised how much experience it takes opening bags of cheese to be able to do it well.

Jul 20th

RE: @parislemon Ha, very interesting. Cuz I’ve been thinking all day that my company,...

Jul 20th

Psychiatrist was talking about my temporal lobes- I told him, look, no offense, but my lobes are...

Jul 20th

omg @imogenheap your songs are heavenly, thank God for you http://bit.ly/bglii

Jul 20th

lol it’s hard to do comedy and business same twitter profile- people will now think I see a...

Jul 20th

When people compare themselves to me, I tell them life’s not a competition- fortunately for...

Jul 20th

Get more high converting leads from Yahoo SSP. DataPop helps you deliver the right message every...

Jul 20th

PHEW just got done cleaning up the biggest mess I ever made which, ironically, was from spilling a...

Jul 20th

RT @stoweboyd BTW, did u see convo re: hashtagging tweets - sponsored #$ / affiliate link-incl #aff...

Jul 20th

people have difficult seeing my multi-dimensionality, because they’re too busy to get to know...

Jul 20th

we should call it SUPERFICIAL media instead- if you don’t really investigate the people you...

Jul 20th

Fairies are gay.

Jul 19th

lol danny is making @soulpossum famous RT @DannyBrown Twitter Tips from a True Twitter Expert |...

Jul 19th

NBA makes Twitter headlines: http://www.nba.com/2009/news/07/17/twitter.million/index.html

Jul 19th

This guy is not only superduper influential, but a really cool guy: @zaibatsu - there’s my...

Jul 18th

Follow Friday blog posts take it to the next level- thanks @dannybrown! http://cli.gs/aPXvQA

Jul 18th

lol RT @msaleem Now this is how you market a god d@#$ book! http://digg.com/u18d92

Jul 18th

woohoo burn notice ep 5 I missed is on hulu now http://bit.ly/50THG

Jul 18th

Really wishing there was such a thing as Spam-WOW

Jul 18th

thanks! RT @SEOcopy: #FollowFriday @AlanLHammond @Cactus_Mandy, @briancarter, @EcomBuffet Please see...

Jul 18th

Ahhh, this Funny People movie looks really good! http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2350580505/

Jul 18th

Eating carbs sweetened with carbs suspended in emulsified cow carbs.

Jul 18th

Interesting discussions today about how to handle spammy Twitter accounts in @tweetroi - focusing on...

Jul 18th

These guys maybe aren’t the cheapest virtual server hosting but they have killer customer...

Jul 18th

RT @BrianSolis What’s your view on sponsored tweets? Assume there are two views - Twitterer...

Jul 17th

k going to beach to chill and give myself birthday day I didn’t have yesterday. twitpics will...

Jul 17th

lol RT @sugarjones So, have you checked out @TweetROI yet? Why not? What’s the matter? You...

Jul 17th

Just made my Facebook wall public: http://cli.gs/1WYZ7r

Jul 17th

I like these Mitch Rapp thriller books by Vince Flynn but the plots are so similar the other day I...

Jul 16th

omg can’t believe how many FB birthday wishes I got- also got to 1000 FB friends today :-) and...

Jul 16th

omg Paget Brewster is hilarious, my new favorite actress for sure, here on Conan (Tonight Show):...

Jul 16th

Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys. Too lazy and tired to reply to them all. I know, “BAD...

Jul 16th

Narrated intro video for @TweetROI http://cli.gs/pytrdh

Jul 16th

Hilarious new feature on Conan, his Spanish Telenovela http://cli.gs/ed1aJa

Jul 15th

Text msging someone who texted the wrong # lol, messing with them

Jul 15th

heh, @tweetroi userrank system is cool- it emphasizes quality twitterers that keep their networks...

Jul 14th

Super interesting behavior and data from @tweetroi already… can’t wait to blog it.

Jul 14th

RT @evilgreenmonkey: Sphinn is moving over to a new platform today - more news to follow #sphinn

Jul 14th

Simon Middleton, The Brand Strategy Guru, is writing a book called ‘Build A Brand In 30...

Jul 14th

We’re about to ban our first @tweetroi tweeter- saying some pretty ridiculous things. You...

Jul 13th

Ha, I have scheduled my day in gcal- this will make my wknds more constructive and relaxing-...

Jul 13th

k, so analysis of first five days of @tweetroi shows that cost per click is about $0.24. Pretty darn...

Jul 12th

negative hashtag topics are #unacceptable

Jul 12th

It looks like I’m not planning to become completely mature… ever. Pretty much ever.

Jul 12th

Checking out this guy’s site who created my favorite new dance song...

Jul 12th

Chuck Norris is almost as cool as @chuckobama

Jul 12th

Bruno could kick Chuck Norris’ a$$

Jul 12th

Chuck Norris is gay and you just don’t want to admit it. And this tweet is #unacceptable

Jul 12th

RT @Mashable: The future of the iPhone? Intelligent object (and maybe facial) recognition...

Jul 11th

I am a game changer.

Jul 11th

Chicago folks: Prostate Cancer Walk on 9/13 free PSA screening #SeaBlue @prsarahevans...

Jul 11th

interesting seo/smo RT @Bofu2u The Automation Mindset: http://www.shorty4u.com//n (Please RT!)

Jul 11th

Notes On The First Four Days of TweetROI http://cli.gs/P67NLQ

Jul 11th

Sorry, but babies doing things babies can’t do, like dancing or roller skating or breakdancing...

Jul 11th

Tell the affiliate marketers who use PPC RT @TweetROI One of our marketers turned a profit within...

Jul 11th

If you’re too smart for your own good, then you’re not very smart.

Jul 11th

http://twitpic.com/9xmd8 - Bo Obama dog book at petsmart

Jul 11th

k enough of the gluten free trial- no big revelation- can I give away all this rice pasta to a vegan...

Jul 11th

Someone just told me I have good tweets. Not sure how to react to that.

Jul 10th

If you want to win an unfair fight, get Garrison Wynn’s awesome new book The Real Truth About...

Jul 10th

Discover the truth about success & how to win an unfair fight in Garrison Wynn’s new book...

Jul 10th

http://twitpic.com/9twz9 - Classic photo of @jewelss and @kmccallum

Jul 10th

does MJ get the record for longest trending topic on twitter? srsly

Jul 10th

You know who freaks me out? Businessmen who say *touch* and *touching* in every conversation.

Jul 10th

RT @DerekRichardson SES San Jose coming up - always inspiring and so much valuable info! Looking fw2...

Jul 10th

omg Wallace + Celtics, Artest + Lakers, Shaq + Cavs… the NBA season needs to start already. I...

Jul 10th

http://twitpic.com/9ulu8 - That’s what she said

Jul 10th

Response to @tweetroi has been great so far. We are debugging- oops I mean making it more robust ;-)...

Jul 9th

Listen kids, this is how you SHOULD wear a visor http://twitpic.com/4xbzj

Jul 9th

Great partnerships afoot for @tweetroi

Jul 9th

My new favorite band: Mew http://www.imeem.com/artists/mew/

Jul 9th

Chuck Norris and the Pirate http://twitpic.com/5977u

Jul 9th

Full FTC disclosure: I am now the official spokesperson for “Corn Pockets”...

Jul 9th

Chicago folks: we’d love your support for the Prostate Cancer Walk 9/13 #SeaBlue @brentdpayne...

Jul 9th

Chicago folks: love your support for Prostate Cancer Walk 9/13 #SeaBlue @brentdpayne @prsarahevans...

Jul 9th

I was recently characterized as optimistic. By someone who actually knows me really well. Strange.

Jul 9th

Hmm just occurred to me too that @tweetroi disclosure happens here “about 5 hours ago from...

Jul 8th

Checking out Roooby, the social image search engine: http://bit.ly/19J7wl

Jul 8th

RT @lorenbaker: Paid Tweeting? http://www.tweetroi.com/ “Return on Influence” …....

Jul 7th

lol RT @jewelss: TweetROI launched! Get a return on your influence w/o sounding like a total...

Jul 7th

In-flight wifi rocks. Thanks Delta!

Jul 7th

Cool! Just used @tweetroi on my iPhone to approve tweets- marketers on the go will like this!

Jul 7th

RT @wscottbrandon: Today, we launched TweetROI. TweetROI unites influencers with marketers. View...

Jul 7th

SocialROI launches @TweetROI (press release) http://bit.ly/fE40Z

Jul 7th

Launch day for @tweetroi exciting! About to jump on a plane though.

Jul 7th

Article on SearchEngineJournal.com about TweetROI: “Return on Influence” Twitter Monetization Model...

Jul 7th

http://twitpic.com/9fnzy - South of niland, ca

Jul 6th

Almost to salton sea- hard to pull ourselves away from rockin Brawley, CA

Jul 6th

http://twitpic.com/9fpzy - Shrimpf road approaching mud volcanos

Jul 6th

http://twitpic.com/9bn1n - Freak accident at the exploratorium

Jul 5th

http://twitpic.com/9cqd0 - This is just one of the ridiculous things this neighbor does

Jul 5th

http://twitpic.com/9cgnu - Hangin with some sunflowers

Jul 5th

http://twitpic.com/9bfmd - Lightning ball is hurting me! :-(

Jul 5th

Trying to find the funniest der untergang parodies- I think it’s subtitles, creed, and slow...

Jul 5th

http://twitpic.com/9beia - I make lightning with my hand

Jul 5th

Making fun of Hitler is funny: Subtitles: http://cli.gs/yyLYg3, Slow-motion: http://cli.gs/LvXVVa,...

Jul 5th

Happy 4th everybody!

Jul 5th

Yay!!! Happy new year!!!

Jul 5th

Some interesting debate about mom bloggers and paid reviews here: http://cli.gs/uSSJ4j what do you...

Jul 3rd

lol i saw #CORINTHIANS as trending topic and I’m like WHOA a book of the bible is trending???...

Jul 3rd

RT @TimothyCarter could use some Digg love 4 my post about @BrianCarter amazing breakdown of Social...

Jul 3rd

Blogadocious!

Jul 3rd

I wonder how much banks make on errors that help them that regular people can’t afford the...

Jul 3rd

LOL- people in San Diego don’t have *personalities* They have <attitudes> …ok not...

Jul 3rd

Multivariate Landing Page Testing for Beginners - How-to Guide on the @acquisio blog...

Jul 3rd

http://twitpic.com/8xlno - Larry King was hiding in my book- scared the crap out of me!

Jul 2nd

worst part of flying is the gates- the seating situation is standardized psychic claustrophobia-...

Jul 2nd

Got up at 4am thinking YAY!!! Which only happened because of prayer let me assure u- not usually a...

Jul 2nd

So peaceful at 4am- love it. However airport are cacaphonous- they need an aural makeover- tv news +...

Jul 2nd

http://twitpic.com/8xpy7 - Omg why is Larry king in the airport bathroom stall with me?!

Jul 2nd

http://twitpic.com/908fr - Any Asians need help? So convenient!

Jul 2nd