worst part of flying is the gates- the seating situation is standardized psychic claustrophobia-...
Jul 2nd
So peaceful at 4am- love it. However airport are cacaphonous- they need an aural makeover- tv news +...
Jul 2nd
Got up at 4am thinking YAY!!! Which only happened because of prayer let me assure u- not usually a...
Jul 2nd
http://twitpic.com/8xlno - Larry King was hiding in my book- scared the crap out of me!
Jul 2nd
http://twitpic.com/8xpy7 - Omg why is Larry king in the airport bathroom stall with me?!
Jul 2nd
http://twitpic.com/908fr - Any Asians need help? So convenient!
Jul 2nd
funny, very short blog interview of me by @paulina1 http://www.socialmouse.com/?page_id=14
Jul 1st
Facebook word of mouth B2B marketing seminar you must check out- and retweet!...
Jul 1st
Heh @inboundmarketer recognized by B2B magazine for her awesome Marketo posts http://cli.gs/nSJshP
Jul 1st
Read about B2B tweets on @marketingprofs here: http://bit.ly/SnakF
Jul 1st
The Clash of Web and Traditional Advertising http://sphinn.com/story/119750
Jul 1st
Go on wit yo bad sef
Jul 1st
Cool animated diagram about how @TweetROI works http://tweetroi.com/howitworks.aspx
Jul 1st
Instant messaging is great but I wish my phone could do instant massaging.
Jul 1st
Weird. New “Carbon Free” diet: http://cli.gs/Z3vBY1
Jul 1st
Don’t switch the blade On the guy in shades, oh-no
Jul 1st
NO WAY!!! New Network TV Channel coming from Google: http://cli.gs/DZAE4S RT if you think it’s...
Jul 1st
Yer AwkwardFamilyPhoto.com moment of the week- honoring MJ http://bit.ly/zbac8
Jul 1st
Aww this is just wrong, but really funny http://bit.ly/17NnGM
Jul 1st
Sad but funny http://bit.ly/OHVH6
Jul 1st
Pretty much every type of alien life form, Captain Kirk either kicked its a$$ or… you know.
Jul 1st
RT @12for12k 12for12k Video Tweetathon Prize Winners are Announced | 12for12k Challenge - …...
Jul 1st
I feel that thoughts and beliefs should not be characterized as emotions. I feel that very deeply.
Jun 30th
Please retweet UNLESS you think kids should die. if you think kids shouldn’t die, retweet...
Jun 30th
Must read for PPC people - A Round-Up of PPC CTR and Ad Optimization Tips - http://bit.ly/gbszz
Jun 30th
Mixed Race Athlete Said To Be Both Scrappy AND Athletic http://bit.ly/mFs4P
Jun 30th
Advertising, ROI, and the Double Edged Sword of Analytics http://ow.ly/g4NX
Jun 30th
You go, girl. No, seriously… get out.
Jun 30th
Great column by @andrew_goodman about prioritizing what to optimize in PPC http://cli.gs/1H7Rzr
Jun 30th
http://twitpic.com/8soli - PERFECT for ghosts with bad breath!!!
Jun 30th
http://twitpic.com/8sked - Story of my LIFE!!!
Jun 30th
3 Cool Greasemonkey Scripts That Improve Microsoft Bing http://cli.gs/rLuneb
Jun 30th
Watch
Larry Possum Saves Kids
Jun 29th
LOL @techcrunch sidebar ads are like christmas lights- I change browser size so I can focus on, um,...
Jun 29th
New video for Twitterers about @TweetROI: http://bit.ly/nEl2L
Jun 29th
http://twitpic.com/8mdr6 - Sunset— and thunderstorm imminent
Jun 28th
http://twitpic.com/8me0t - Sun behind crazy cloud
Jun 28th
http://twitpic.com/8me6i - This is a good thing to do, on occasion
Jun 28th
http://twitpic.com/8megv - Translucent clouds
Jun 28th
Multiple one-word email exchanges make me feel like we’re battling for who’s more...
Jun 28th
In email, the shorter your reply is, the closer you are to CEO ;-)
Jun 28th
Commercial says 1 in 4 women can misread a pregnancy test- REALLY?
Jun 28th
a ninja mosquito got like 7 bites on my feet without me noticing- i am itchy and impressed
Jun 28th
The 6 Spheres of Social Media Marketing http://ow.ly/fPqu
Jun 27th
omg there’s a band called “Spleen United”- and I’m not surprised they are...
Jun 27th
The 1st real map for SMM: The 6 Spheres of Social Media Marketing http://ow.ly/fRNk
Jun 27th
RT @twittskins @briancarter featured on Twitter Backgrounds Gallery http://ow.ly/fVHi
Jun 27th
Vote for one of my tweets to become a t-shirt http://cli.gs/pr5Zj4
Jun 27th
http://twitpic.com/8h4ym - Communist Santa chef steals a bottle of vino
Jun 27th
http://twitpic.com/8h513 - Little girls LOVE magic potatoes!
Jun 27th
Enjoying the softer side of Sears
Jun 27th
Contemplating pi. No, not really.
Jun 27th
Punching the softer side of Sears in the beer belly
Jun 27th
Rt @sugarjones Love to share what you love? TweetROI empowers Twitterers to make money tweeting...
Jun 27th
This is my social media masterpiece: “The 6 Spheres of Social Media Marketing”...
Jun 26th
Well obviously it wasn’t the Red Bull that makes me crazy.
Jun 26th
Mmm gluten free ginger snaps. Mmmmm
Jun 26th
My nizzle has a nozzle but he’s Jewish so it’s schnozzle.
Jun 26th
Who would you go to if you knew someone who needed a new wikipedia page about them?
Jun 26th
Twitter rumors say Michael Jackson is dead but Google News says he was hospitalized for heart...
Jun 26th
How to Do Social Media Marketing No Matter Where Your Prospect Is http://ow.ly/fPq8
Jun 26th
Social Media Monitoring Tools Podcast - A Discussion with @BrianChappell http://bit.ly/WqvB5
Jun 26th
http://twitpic.com/8dpt0 - Mmm me and gluten free Ginger snaps!
Jun 26th
coolest 80’s retro chick singer music http://bit.ly/10Q9wg
Jun 26th
The first really practical map for Social Media Marketing http://ow.ly/fPpq
Jun 26th
omg @the_real_shaq is now a Cavalier with LeBron… wowness.
Jun 26th
A montage of #12for12k faces from @dannybrown- with a rockin song… I’m at 1:49 in the...
Jun 25th
The Power of Connection by @dannybrown http://cli.gs/snJBSs
Jun 25th
Fun video of #12for12k faces including @marketingprofs @iamkhayyam @GinaLaGuardia @websuccessdiva...
Jun 25th
you can try not to, but you will look goofy RT @DannyBrown How can you not smile at...
Jun 25th
wth cligs? you put out a new interface and I lose all the stats for my old cligs? boo.
Jun 25th
Wahhhhh - wasabi rice cracker fumes up my nose!!!!
Jun 25th
What happens when a white guy obsessed with Prince makes an album about that? http://cli.gs/PmvWna...
Jun 25th
Very cool. See a scatter chart of days of week and times of your tweets: http://cli.gs/PAhXvP
Jun 25th
Chizzillin lizzke azz vizzillain
Jun 25th
Planning ahead is redundant.
Jun 25th
Joining a Twitter group. http://twibes.com/HollisTwitterArmy?v=1 - What twibes do you belong to?
Jun 25th
People be searchin for “twitter marketing” http://bit.ly/LDYSX
Jun 25th
Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/HollisTwitterArmy?v=0 to join
Jun 25th
“Colder than a witch’s tweet” — Someone needs to use this appropriately...
Jun 25th
just got a spam msg in portuguese from @JonHutson with a spoofed (phishing) twitter.com- watch out...
Jun 24th
I wish I could tweet the negative of a keyword so I could reduce its trending topic-ness.
Jun 24th
My new email sig: Warmly Thanking You and Sincerely Wishing You The Bestest Regards, Brian
Jun 24th
Just took my 42nd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Jun 24th
lol thanks man RT @DannyBrown It’s official - @briancarter is a star and looking forward to...
Jun 24th
Man I feel bad when someone like Ed McMahon dies and I think “he was still alive?” -...
Jun 24th
http://twitpic.com/88hdz - Yay! I found gluten-free junk food!
Jun 24th
So tired of “Facebook marketing tips” articles that are nothing more than a list of...
Jun 24th
“Surprise! AdWords Ad-Serving Myth-Busting” http://ow.ly/fyPg
Jun 23rd
How Facebook is Gunning for Google (And Killing SEO) http://sphinn.com/story/118891 pls read,...
Jun 23rd
I wish I were yay-tall… that sounds like an exciting height.
Jun 22nd
lol 4 years later, ebay is still invoicing me for negative $6 they owe me. Yikes.
Jun 21st
I may be a real bad boy, but baby I’m a real good man.
Jun 21st
Catching up on my Pete Yorn. Never listened to his 2006 album: http://cli.gs/Q0Unjt
Jun 21st
Wow, I have 26,000 followers. And yet… I feel so EMPTY. LOL
Jun 21st
Dang, I always remember too late. One day I will create the perfect Father’s Day gift: a power...
Jun 21st
I want a tron cycle, man! Where’s my tron cycle?
Jun 21st
Omg South Carolina is already too hot to have my convertible top down! :-/ ok, high quality problem...
Jun 21st
Is iPhone 3.0 slower, or is it me?
Jun 21st
Hilarious quote about Obama and the fly: “Our President is a ninja”
Jun 21st
Trying to find the Latin root frapp/u to understand wtheck a frappuccino is
Jun 21st
Punching my inner child in the stomach.
Jun 20th
Need to buy some more Mousavi for my hair.
Jun 20th
now I’ll NEVER get famous in OMMA! dang it! :-) RT @ommaedblog @briancarter It’s a good...
Jun 20th
Ruud Questions: @StevePlunkett on Google Is Our Friend http://cli.gs/p55nQV
Jun 20th
omg LMAO at myself, new video making fun of myself: http://cli.gs/XjdpPd
Jun 20th
Amazes me that OMMA is talking about display ad clicks sucking- what year is it, 2005? Display...
Jun 20th
Wow awesome, Burn Notice is a trending topic! I love that show :-) You can catch up with it on Hulu:...
Jun 20th
What’s the best way to eat an endangered species? In a #PETA
Jun 20th
Taking it to the next level.
Jun 19th
bad social media: artist requested friendship on imeem, I replied asking if it was really them- no...
Jun 19th
This is one of my favorite bands that I assume no one else will like… The Swirlies:...
Jun 19th
SEO Insanity: Confusing Correlation With Causation http://sphinn.com/story/118458 by @torka
Jun 19th
Vote for me at http://www.hottweeters.com/briancarter
Jun 19th
now she really did say it RT @TallChickVicRT @briancarter: that’s what she said.
Jun 19th
that’s what she said.
Jun 19th
ok wth I need to leave work lol
Jun 19th
find out how crazy yer favorite twitterer is… Psychological Profiling Via Twitter:...
Jun 18th
Bill and Luke Walton exchange letters- father, son, NBA champions http://cli.gs/VBJ9AH #lakers
Jun 18th
Wow http://muckrack.com/ = journalists on twitter, super organized, very cool.
Jun 18th
I like how journalists tweet (http://muckrack.com/)- learned a new word: mizzling.
Jun 18th
wow, speechless- beautifully written RT@EmilyBazelon This is why I would want my husband to get...
Jun 18th
Kenshoo Makes PPC Complexities Easier to Manage http://sphinn.com/story/118222
Jun 18th
InfluenceRank: Google’s Social Media PageRank http://cli.gs/pHVqgB by His Awesomeness,...
Jun 18th
Supercool: 4 Tools to Track Flickr http://cli.gs/XbUdjP especially email alerts of new photos by...
Jun 18th
http://twitpic.com/7nny7 - Evidently my plane was flying in space yesterday…
Jun 18th
http://twitpic.com/7ka8n - Lotsa cool little clouds from 30,000 feet
Jun 17th
Can u use skype on iPhone + inflight wifi to make calls?
Jun 17th
Psychological Profiling Via Twitter: http://TweetPsych.com from @danzarrella
Jun 16th
#lakers… WOW :-)
Jun 16th
#lakers!!!!
Jun 16th
Thinking about going to Skate World.
Jun 15th
http://twitpic.com/7dy0m - A very California kinda store
Jun 15th
Can I watch NBA fnals on computer tomorrow somehow?
Jun 15th
http://twitpic.com/7c67r - Today’s unrealistic to do list
Jun 15th
I believe that a disproportionate number of cool bands have names that start with the letter P
Jun 15th
http://twitpic.com/7f31u - Socialist looking US poster from FDR era
Jun 15th
http://twitpic.com/7ejji - My awesome gluten free ny style pizza
Jun 15th
http://twitpic.com/7b9fu - Exciting news for suicide bombers
Jun 14th
http://twitpic.com/7bajj - You asked for it and the pop tarts people listened
Jun 14th
Today looks better for ATL- real problem was a plane with landing gear problem that...
Jun 12th
http://twitpic.com/76unx - More crazy airport neon, this is ATL
Jun 12th
http://twitpic.com/76uk4 - More proof that neon salepeople do well with airports
Jun 12th
Delta phone customer service is closed, I am stranded- awesome
Jun 12th
http://twitpic.com/76a9c - Mega escalator at ATL
Jun 12th
http://twitpic.com/78cm4 - Wind power generators as seen from 10,000 feet
Jun 12th
http://twitpic.com/78cf4 - Clouds from plane
Jun 12th
I was rescued by a delta employee and prayers, I think… And @cestbeth went out of her way to...
Jun 12th
http://twitpic.com/772r7 - Our pilot clearly has a problem with authority
Jun 12th
http://twitpic.com/75aqr - The most natural blonde ever
Jun 11th
Harassing and baffling an old friend via text- he doesn’t recognize my phone number LOL
Jun 11th
http://twitpic.com/75e4z - Neon industry still highly reliant on airport interior decorators
Jun 11th
http://twitpic.com/758m3 - This, strangely, reminds me of my childhood
Jun 11th
This is so wrong http://bit.ly/5Bb8G
Jun 11th
http://twitpic.com/74h2l - Not sure what to say about this
Jun 11th
Wow, my new favorite site is Awkward Family Photos (http://cli.gs/B3JEbt) - thanks to Ann of...
Jun 11th
lol, German coworker estimates when he’ll be off work “around 5:20” - a very exact...
Jun 11th
This awkward photo leaves me speechless http://bit.ly/juxqa
Jun 11th
Bad night for ATL flights
Jun 11th
Guess who is now an on-camera hotel reviewer? @soulpossum. Yep, really. Starting tonight.
Jun 10th
RT @dberkowitz, article by 360i’s [me]: Xerox Diagnoses a Syndrome That It Can’t Cure...
Jun 10th
25 minutes to NBA finals game three
Jun 10th
Ah, here’s another site with Twitter hashtag definitions RT @tagdef http://tagdef.com #fi
Jun 10th
http://twitpic.com/726lb - THIS is exciting:
Jun 10th
lol RT @griner @davefleet Well good luck finding a social media consultant on Twitter. Never seen...
Jun 9th
RT @parislemon You Have Three Days To Pick Your Facebook Vanity URL. Choose Wisely, Or…...
Jun 9th
Wonder if Facebook will 301 redirect the profile URL to the new vanity URL. hope so.
Jun 9th
yikes, good point! @tamar thanks, FB, for turning on vanity names on the one day of the week...
Jun 9th
RT @benparr RT @mashable The 100k in 1 Week Summer of Social Good Challenge (Please RT!) -...
Jun 9th
RT @steverubel This is simply amazing. Look how fast Google Suggest is. This is for a phrase that no...
Jun 9th
3.35 hrs til NBA finals.
Jun 9th
RT @dannysullivan Colbert entertaining U.S. troops in Iraq until show last night. Obama ordered...
Jun 9th
check out some freak put graffiti on my profile http://twitter.com/briancarter
Jun 9th
k that’s enough work, thank you
Jun 9th
Hardwood floor / green and brown / Gerschwin is pure #haiku
Jun 9th
RT @andybeal We just posted: Are Local Businesses Moving Away from Search? http://gri.ms/2Y
Jun 9th
RT @jbruin RT @mashable 10 Twitter Tools to Organize Your Tweeps http://bit.ly/4nEPtC
Jun 9th
I am in the most peaceful waiting room of all time. Kinda nice actually.
Jun 9th
I got the “What’s On?” iPhone app so I can see what’s on TV. And yep,...
Jun 8th
26.5 hours til NBA finals game three… lol yes I am a FANatic
Jun 8th
RT’ing PPC ROI Calculator and “How To Forecast And Optimize Your PPC ROI”:...
Jun 8th
BTW credit for conceiving the PPC ROI calculator (http://cli.gs/przPBW) goes to my SEM padawan,...
Jun 8th
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #seo #ppc #comedian
Jun 8th
Testing our new Fuel Interactive tweet center #fi
Jun 8th
everybody, show @retweetard some love. he says he can’t feel love. i just can’t believe...
Jun 8th
Link
Jun 8th
LOL: a “back in my day (the 80’s)” for Gen Y written by someone over 30....
Jun 7th
lol playing with my twitter background. kinda ridiculous now
Jun 7th
http://twitpic.com/6ukg0 - Post-rain soft sunset
Jun 7th
Just took my 40th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Jun 7th
6.5 hours til NBA finals GAME TWO
Jun 7th
Just watched Burn Notice season 3 premiere, love that show- u can see it on Hulu:...
Jun 7th
Reading @mcten’s Five Keys to NBA Finals Game 2: http://cli.gs/2Du37t
Jun 7th
Wow “Virginia Bans Smiles at the DMV” http://cli.gs/JaUdg0
Jun 7th
Considering carrying a fake arm around to put around my neck for photos.
Jun 7th
Writing a MEGA-follow up to The 4 Phases of Social Media Marketing (http://cli.gs/tsueQR).
Jun 6th
In your opinion, what company is doing the best job of building relationships on Twitter with its...
Jun 6th
I think the noise on Twitter will soon make the follower tweetstream paradigm untenable.
Jun 6th
7 minutes
Jun 5th
TRUTH. “Brand Awareness Fuels Pay Per Click Results” http://cli.gs/Yr2z5b by Rachel...
Jun 5th
Be my facebook friend and I will jump up and down and spit! http://bit.ly/80Aqu
Jun 5th
Ha cool video from @zaneology for the @140conf http://vimeo.com/4955908 #140conf
Jun 5th
My new email sig contains many favored valedictions: “Sincerely Wishing You Thankful Warm...
Jun 5th
#lakers superdominance
Jun 5th
People in Planes (band) = incredible http://bit.ly/GDbBP
Jun 5th
If you like Ben Folds and The Presidents of the United States, you’ll like Crash Kings:...
Jun 5th
omg trailer for new sasha baron cohen (the borat guy) movie, BRUNO http://cli.gs/gtSJjY
Jun 4th
well I’m a tweeternator. but I don’t think that’s going to catch on.
Jun 4th
Are you a twitterer, a twitter user, or a tweep? Would you tell your parents you are a tweep?...
Jun 4th
Wow, first Bing TV spot is actually pretty good. And I don’t like most commercials....
Jun 4th
I was iPhone texting “hopefully bed in about 75 mins” iphone wanted to say...
Jun 4th
Might buy a swiffer mop this weekend. That’s exciting. Living la vida loca here, clearly.
Jun 4th
165 minutes until NBA Finals http://www.nba.com/playoffs2009/
Jun 4th
New Dave Matthews Band album, listen here: http://cli.gs/dY40Yb
Jun 3rd
China should just get it over with and sew all their citizens’ mouths shut. WTH.
Jun 3rd
oh yeah or unfollow them, duh lol
Jun 3rd
China cracks down on Twitter, other social media http://cli.gs/pLjDHr
Jun 3rd
New Yeah Yeah Yeahs album is pretty cool. Listen here: http://cli.gs/8HNjpD
Jun 3rd
this NBA junkie is reading all the NBA news while waiting for the Finals… :-\
Jun 3rd
Wow this band, People in Planes, r-r-r-rocks. http://cli.gs/UXBPbp
Jun 3rd
http://twitpic.com/6k9k4 - How could u NOT switch to this magical blue giraffe?
Jun 3rd
We should bomb China with copies of George Orwell’s 1984.
Jun 3rd
Maybe China could just give all adults a lobotomy at age 18.
Jun 3rd
I’ve realized that twitter gets really boring if you stop listening to everything except for...
Jun 3rd
I recorded a new acoustic guitar piece, “Celebrate Two” http://cli.gs/XR77Ns
Jun 3rd
oh wow, so me and other people’s #spymaster accounts getting reset after lots of play- I guess...
Jun 2nd
#Spymaster freaked on me- posted problem here: http://bit.ly/s6ro3
Jun 2nd
Hmm wonder if Bing will show up in Omniture search engine traffic
Jun 1st
Review of Acquisio’s PPC management tools, including new bid rule tool that’s in beta...
Jun 1st
I just reached level 8. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
Jun 1st
What size was golf-ball-sized hail before golf balls existed?
Jun 1st
Killer new PPC bid rule management system in beta: http://sphinn.com/story/116010
Jun 1st
Practicing my seething, hungry, sexy look so I can try out for a part in Twilight 2:...
Jun 1st
RT @OmnitureCare Omniture does now recognize Bing as a search engine. #omniture #wa
Jun 1st
http://twitpic.com/6ferw - Sunset yesterday at litchfield sc
Jun 1st
#notetoself i should really try to stop talking to myself
Jun 1st
http://twitpic.com/6femo - I got drenched by mega rainstorm I was in for 5 seconds
Jun 1st