Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker
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I just reached level 5. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
May 31st
I just reached level 6. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
May 31st
Vote for this! http://bit.ly/ideablob Good @EpicChange charity stuff for Tanzanian kids. Do it now!
May 30th
lmao I have wounded @drdrew even tho I respect his relationship advice. #spymaster
May 30th
I just attempted to assassinate @zappos, but failed. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
May 30th
Is the social media guru’s time on earth short? Will it soon be owned by PR, marketing, etc.?...
May 29th
That would be funny- talk to yourself and label it #talkingtomyself
May 29th
Very funny demotivational picture about North Korea and Obama http://cli.gs/Sm0jru
May 29th
RT @tweetroi: I got called names yesterday ;-) @jyl_MomIF brilliantly called me an “organized...
May 29th
Why Businesses Fail in Social Media by @Kyleplacy http://cli.gs/ueudjP (and i like @armano’s...
May 29th
RT @jfarisRT @searchguru Comedians to Follow on Twitter http://bit.ly/ynke5 {Where’s...
May 29th
lol those are awesome RT @andoa @briancarter Have you seen these passive-aggressive notes?...
May 29th
I am listening pop music in spanish and i’m getting really confundido. que esta pasando? dios...
May 29th
Alert the English Teachers: I’m fixing 50% of my passive sentences. Now they’re...
May 29th
Is your tweet worth $1.00? $5.00? http://sphinn.com/story/115519
May 29th
Alert the English teachers: I’m fixing all my passive sentence structures. They are now...
May 29th
http://twitpic.com/67fn9 - Jewelry Wearing Habits of 50 Year Old Men (chart)
May 29th
lol RT @KatFrench: @briancarter You could split the difference & just have passive-aggressive...
May 29th
New acoustic guitar improvisations http://cli.gs/8eY1n4
May 29th
My twitter background scares me a little bit.
May 29th
Movies and TV should stop claiming records for most viewers/sales - duh, the population and...
May 28th
I love @etradebaby
May 28th
Just took my 39th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 28th
Hey email marketers- if you lie in the subject line just to get my attention, I unsubscribe. Fair?
May 27th
Did u see these pics from Tanzania of kids lining up 2 vote for @epicchange? - it’s so easy 4...
May 27th
I’m proud that I can almost read lips when the TV is muted. My pride is ridiculous. I’m...
May 27th
#3wordsaftersex: O M G
May 27th
Mega impressed by this singer-songwriter, Jenny Owen Youngs: http://cli.gs/m3VRnv alternative,...
May 27th
lol USF internet marketing learn from home email ad shows students all dressed up- shouldn’t...
May 27th
Guys that go out of the way to say “touch” a lot… creep me out.
May 26th
Hats are funny.
May 26th
I just want to thank Papa John’s for the insomnia due to indigestion last night. Better...
May 26th
Ppl in front of me at walmart clearly stocking up for the next 700 billion years
May 25th
http://twitpic.com/5w1zd - These bulbs last 5 yrs, I only need one- way to make extra cash, walmart!
May 25th
LOL I like that comedians prefer afternoon classes
May 25th
Driving down to charleston for an afternoon of improv classes :-) one taught by a guy I went to high...
May 25th
I’m a hypocritical driver- I cut people off to send a message even tho that seems ridiculous...
May 25th
Just voted for @staceymonk & her idea @epicchange (the #tweetsgiving people!) to win at...
May 25th
Lol just got carded to buy a movie- a will ferrell movie- I don’t look 17???
May 25th
Just took my 38th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 24th
Starting to think the term “social media” is more and more useless- the whole Internet...
May 24th
Diggin this new rock n roll, great sound. “I’ve Got Friends” by Manchester...
May 24th
http://twitpic.com/5tenx - Just noticing my water has superior drinkability right now
May 24th
New acoustic guitar improvisation, lotsa harmonics “Moonlit Dance” http://cli.gs/BL2T6R
May 23rd
http://twitpic.com/5t2l5 - Kitties on acid- very sad- shame on you, Friskies!
May 23rd
thanks for mentioning it! :-) RT @jessicaknows excited to be a Beta Tester for www.tweetroi.com -...
May 23rd
http://twitpic.com/5qgm6 - Mascot Sandwich w/ @briancarter (via @wi_mac)
May 23rd
http://twitpic.com/5qh1h - Me and the mascots having a good old time
May 23rd
http://twitpic.com/5qfdf - THIS… IS… SPARTABOY!!!
May 23rd
MOST SHRIMPS ARE VERY SMALL.
May 22nd
omg why is twitter unable to upload my bg image- that’s so basic.
May 22nd
i have incredibly huge LETTERS. sometimes.
May 22nd
Learning to accept I am not the most interesting man in the world because I do not prefer Dos Equis....
May 22nd
Is it Friday? Bloody Well Right it is. Supertramp time: http://cli.gs/EgtP9D
May 22nd
I AM FEELING VERY PEACEFUL AND QUIET!!!
May 22nd
Just took my 36th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 22nd
http://twitpic.com/5p6ug - Chief @Beckett929 - or maybe he’s a squaw
May 22nd
Gillette shows you how you’d look with facial hair, moustaches, etc. http://cli.gs/v0vBDA
May 22nd
RT @Carissa_momIF Mom It Forward Girls: Jyl and Carissa will be on Why Moms Matter on BTR today at...
May 22nd
Just took my 37th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 22nd
Have you seen the sales badger videos? lol http://bit.ly/f3lUy
May 22nd
http://twitpic.com/5pecw - Cinco De Moustache: My Incredible Mexican Moustache
May 22nd
http://twitpic.com/5pd9n - Bryce and me in Ye Olde Westee
May 22nd
I don’t understand why I don’t have the top most back-patted tweet on...
May 21st
nice! RT @LoneWolfMuskoka @briancarter I have thought about a career as a “Before” model...
May 21st
cept u misspelled OFF ;-) RT @bigdumptruck My boss asked me to tone the awesome down, as I’m...
May 21st
I have this bad habit of IM’ing while my screen is still on the big conference room display
May 21st
Writing an email to the @tweetROI beta testers about who won the contest
May 21st
Shoot, it’s kilt day here at the office and I lost my big golden safety pin. I’m stuck...
May 21st
I feel, as a white guy, that I have to occasionally say “Anyhoo…” You know, just...
May 21st
Yeah! RT @rograt @briancarter Whoa! (add your exclamation and RT)
May 21st
Great album from Phoenix, a very positive accessible band you should know about:...
May 21st
Just took my 36th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 21st
RT @tweetroi: New FAQ, answers to questions Twitterers have asked about @TweetROI...
May 21st
RT @iMediaTweet 5 Twitter Marketing Experiments http://bit.ly/QMzh1 - written by @blaisetnutter
May 20th
Awesome, my 9% Wamu card after Chase acquired it is now 30%. You suck, Chase. :-)
May 20th
RT @cmkav tweetROI is freakin cool. this could be the next big thing! http://bit.ly/ZHF9B
May 20th
Killer presentation on press releases, social media releases, and SEO from @hubspot...
May 20th
RT @CarissaRogers checking out tweetROI… first non-spammy way to make money tweeting about...
May 20th
Anyone have numbers on typical industry-wide social media budgets? Amt budgeted per month for...
May 20th
Trust me, you need a little Airborne Toxic Event right now. http://cli.gs/GLtJnp
May 19th
Sniffing markers
May 19th
Dang you Vark, when you have your own beta for something, you think you should be in on all other...
May 19th
LOL John West fights a bear and steals its salmon http://cli.gs/GeBLMm
May 19th
Wow, here’s how to make sure your loved ones get your online passwords if you die suddenly...
May 19th
Got my cleats, going to play soccer soon. Yeehaw- or whatever exclamation soccer people make.
May 19th
Anybody have research that shows a cost per impression for the typical traditional PR campaign?
May 18th
RT @TweetROI We Hate Advertising (on Twitter) http://cli.gs/rBaYUd
May 18th
Six Budget Allocation Recommendations for Online Advertisers (see middle of blog post)...
May 18th
NEW SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell), Sean Connery http://cli.gs/beQVTB
May 18th
41% businesses said Twitter delivers “great value”, as opposed to 25% LinkedIn, 17%...
May 18th
Sometimes I get crazy ideas like adding “male stripper” to my twitter bio, ideas that...
May 18th
Reading @MarketingProfs free Twitter Success case studies http://cli.gs/3b7AB4 and you should too....
May 18th
The newer album from The Fray: http://cli.gs/53TLb0 #musicmonday
May 18th
Spike Lee film about Kobe + Bruce Hornsby music: 3 minutes from now on ESPN
May 17th
http://twitpic.com/5br74 - Which came first? Crazy hair? Or crazy face?
May 17th
http://twitpic.com/5bpyr - The Italian fish n chips place is excited about bikers!
May 17th
lol forgot about my humorous “web 2.0 / web 3.0 / web 4.0” video, it has 22k views now...
May 17th
Nothing makes a blog post better than a random stock photo of fake business people....
May 17th
Twitter and Facebook evolve the web into “the stream” http://cli.gs/sXzyQT
May 17th
oops
May 17th
Still relevant and FUNNY- a team building rallying cry for your office on Monday:...
May 17th
Tip: don’t act all authoritative if you can’t use the right form of its vs it’s....
May 17th
YA!!! Listen to the new Silversun Pickups album on imeem http://cli.gs/JtYQBL
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/59i4n - Lynda pawleys
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/5977u - Chuck Norris and a pirate
May 16th
About to watch what I expect will be a horrible movie starring Chuck Norris, “Breaker...
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/598db - Chuck Norris and his incredible American eagle van
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/5aqyz - Bad hair day but I’m gonna rock it and sing into my renuzit
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/5amu6 - Cumuluboomulus
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/5aqsz - Very bad hair day, so sad!
May 16th
Really grateful for the Twitterers who’ve been giving us awesome usability feedback on...
May 16th
silversun pickups new album review RT @nelsoneroni: @briancarter I just reviewed them about an hour...
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/59jjw - Smiling @lindaharvey at state park
May 16th
Got a new profile background, whatchoo think?
May 16th
Catching up on 30 Rock which I fahreakin love. I am LMAO thank God and thank Liz Lemon.
May 16th
Killer fun read by Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell http://cli.gs/Ve7tVq way too long and lots...
May 16th
Spike Lee documentary about Kobe on ESPN tonight at 8pm EST
May 16th
48% of marketers plan to increase spending on Social Media Marketing http://cli.gs/PbHZqL
May 15th
http://twitpic.com/58xrm - Controversial: b&n puts atheist books right next to Christian...
May 15th
Email and social media marketing planned to increase the most; online display ads will decrease the...
May 15th
http://twitpic.com/58vsc - I think we’re set on toilet paper here
May 15th
Wow, MAJOR discussion (90 comments) on whether affiliate links in tweets or on blogs should be...
May 15th
“The 4 Steps of Social Media Marketing” http://sphinn.com/story/113738
May 15th
RT @PeaElAre: Twitter needs to restore transparent @ replies. The so-called “fix”...
May 14th
What? This is incomprehensible. RT @smashingmag Twitter Reverses Policy o.O Change, For Now -...
May 14th
New post: “The 4 Steps of Social Media Marketing” http://cli.gs/tsueQR unifies PR,...
May 14th
#whyITweet because it makes me feel BEAUTIFUL
May 14th
wtf when i reply from search.twitter, the @name doesn’t show up anymore dang it
May 14th
Panamera??? r u kidding? who’s naming these new Porsches? Sounds like a South American...
May 14th
New post on SEO Scoop: “Local Search Ranking Factor Statistical Research”...
May 14th
Hilarious- 8 years of a guy’s face as he ages, changes hair, moustache etc....
May 14th
I disagree about food tho. Tell me about your food, lol RT @ManiKarthik: Top 13 Twitter Don’ts...
May 14th
RT @Zadi twitter user arrested for freedom of speech http://is.gd/zRZ2
May 14th
http://twitpic.com/56ftf - One of the freakier vehicles from myrtle beach bike week
May 14th
k this is one of those days where i just ROCK way more than normal for hours and then i’m...
May 14th
RT @mashable Reading: “100 Extremely Creative Twitter Avatars” - http://bit.ly/LdbNR
May 13th
Video about the new Google search results including the “wonder wheel”:...
May 13th
no better way to efficiently network beyond your geography RT @MarthaStewart: why do you use...
May 13th
Congrats to @TweetROI which opened a private usability beta as of today… very exciting stuff....
May 13th
REEDICULOUS Retweet this if you disagree w Twitter’s decision to hide replies to ppl you...
May 13th
RT @simondumenco: April Twitter traffic explodes, up 83% from March http://bit.ly/10dys7
May 13th
RT @KimSherrell Develop a Twitter Landing Page - http://virl.com/f0821 What a great idea!
May 13th
RT @gleonhard: Topspin » Twitter Emerges as a Viable Direct Marketing Channel http://ow.ly/5ZDO
May 13th
RT @chirpup: Simple Ways to Measure Twitter Marketing Effectiveness http://is.gd/yWQd Be Heard...
May 13th
To me, the most surprising thing about @TweetROI is not that moms love it, or that it kisses babies,...
May 13th
Just took my 35th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 13th
I’m diggin tweetreach, hadn’t seen this service, e.g. showing reach of @tweetroi tweets...
May 13th
http://twitpic.com/51iq0 - Everybody likes POPSICLE, the frozen drink on a stick!
May 12th
Wow, I always meant to check out Cheap Trick- killer stuff: http://cli.gs/NYRs8R Surrender,...
May 12th
http://twitpic.com/51hd6 - Great example of a bs mission statement
May 12th
Twitter Dating Search http://cli.gs/GsVZpb **Find single people near you with Twitter!!! lol- modify...
May 12th
I just realized: jacuzzis are prejudiced against midgets. I mean “little people”. I hath...
May 12th
RT @djpaisley @BrianCarter lol - Cheap Trick – Surrender ♫ http://blip.fm/~64sm8
May 12th
Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright… they just seem a little weird.
May 12th
http://twitpic.com/4y8f4 - Think ize drivin into some weather!
May 11th
“3 Strikes and You’re Out: How to Get More PPC Impressions Safely” http://cli.gs/Gd0PU3
May 11th
http://twitpic.com/4yazi - WTF clouds
May 11th
http://twitpic.com/4y8px - Parents on da beach at Hilton head island
May 11th
Tweeting one handed while driving thru flash flood, Yee haw
May 11th
Probably dm-spam: someone wished ME a happy mother’s day LOL, I was supposed to “do...
May 11th
http://twitpic.com/4xbre - I think I’m wearing this hat wrong
May 10th
http://twitpic.com/4xbzj - Think I should wear it more like this
May 10th
“It just seems like everybody’s in a hurry to get to the next place they’re gonna...
May 10th
http://twitpic.com/4vp15 - Smallest movie theatre in the world! And my parents
May 10th
http://twitpic.com/4xcq6 - Choose ME at “rent a homey” !!!
May 10th
http://twitpic.com/4v7xr - Can u see the alligator?
May 9th
http://twitpic.com/4uha5 - Whaaa? Redbull COLA???
May 9th
http://twitpic.com/4uvud - Funny trailer
May 9th
http://twitpic.com/4siaj - At Soho sushi in myrtle beach looking towards coast
May 8th
LOL RT @randylw67 My lucky number is 2 billion. (rolls dice) Come on 2 billion! Dang, a 7. I’m...
May 8th
http://twitpic.com/4p7fz - Pawley’s island tidepool
May 7th
http://twitpic.com/4prad - Big ol’ storm comin’
May 7th
“What’s with these homies dissin’ my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we...
May 7th
Awesome! Songs from Apple Commercials through the years http://cli.gs/yyn4sL
May 7th
I probably don’t strike you as a Beyonce fan, but this song freakin ROCKS http://cli.gs/0LqBN4
May 6th
Ok, this link to @homemakerbarbie’s @momidlike2tweet MILT stuff didn’t work the other...
May 6th
http://twitpic.com/4l57z - Very busy south carolina Italian restaurant that serves fish and chips
May 5th
k going to go see x-men :-)
May 4th
Check out @homemakerbarbi wearing the MILT @momidlike2tweet shirt in this video:...
May 4th
http://twitpic.com/4jmmz - Our bob evans straws were only open on one side
May 4th
http://twitpic.com/4jmn5 - The concrete walk not taken
May 4th
http://twitpic.com/4jmms - Inlet observation deck
May 4th
Well I can’t say X-Men:Wolverine wasn’t as good or better than the others. I enjoyed it.
May 4th
LOL not all big companies are good clients, huh? “Chrysler Owes Media $58 Million”...
May 4th
LOL :-) More pics of @homemakerbarbi wearing the MILT @momidlike2tweet shirt http://cli.gs/gsd6E3
May 4th
Reading David Hasslehoff’s new Knight Writer blog
May 4th
RT @thewholeworld My favorite animal is the BOBcat, it’s got a first name. There’s no...
May 4th
RT @glenngabe: 5 Ways to Maximize PPC Impressions http://is.gd/wEsr @briancarter on SEJ
May 4th
Like hip hop? Check out T.I. from da ATL http://bit.ly/AYW7p
May 4th
http://twitpic.com/4jmok - This much popcorn should instantly give u cancer
May 4th
Interesting: RT @StatSheet @Twitter shut down StatTweets: http://bit.ly/UXNex
May 4th
Just took my 34th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 3rd
http://twitpic.com/4gi7g - Marsh in Huntington beach sc
May 3rd
Just took my 33rd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
May 2nd
Game 7 Celtics-Bulls tonite- historic series already- see top ten plays so far: http://bit.ly/16Nn6f
May 2nd
Bored on a Friday night, what to do? OH!!! Go to Wal-Mart, of course! Wow that would be FUN.
May 2nd
No comment :-) RT @Wattyz: @briancarter so what’s the better, the pork, or the view in front...
May 2nd
RT @paisley Butthole Surfers – Pepper #followfriday @neoblog @cyandle @fairminder @JackLeblond...
May 1st
http://twitpic.com/4czws - BBQ pork at longbeards in myrtle beach
May 1st
http://twitpic.com/4cz69 - In my coworker’s truck - I am in the South
May 1st
Guys, I have a private issue I need prayer for. If you pray, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!...
May 1st
Thank you guys for the prayers, you ROCK!!! :-)
May 1st