Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker

RT @paisley Butthole Surfers – Pepper #followfriday @neoblog @cyandle @fairminder @JackLeblond...

May 1st

http://twitpic.com/4czws - BBQ pork at longbeards in myrtle beach

May 1st

http://twitpic.com/4cz69 - In my coworker’s truck - I am in the South

May 1st

Thank you guys for the prayers, you ROCK!!! :-)

May 1st

Guys, I have a private issue I need prayer for. If you pray, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!...

May 1st

at least i can change the channel on tv- online vid commercials? UGH!!!

Apr 30th

omg it’s possible that pre-roll commercials online are more annoying than tv commercials

Apr 30th

Do you guys use http://twtvite.com for tweetup organizing? Or what other service?

Apr 30th

Wow, major airline tries to email sell me on their “club” but lists NO benefits, just...

Apr 30th

10 Ways to Turn Google Calendar into an Effective Time Management & Productivity Tool...

Apr 30th

Check out this band, Endless Hallway, if you like Filter or Abandoned Pools http://cli.gs/7SpP7T

Apr 30th

#gno bridges distance & culture TODAY 12-2 EDT 2 chat w/ women from Yehu Microfinance in...

Apr 30th

I have an uncontrollable craving for bacon or am snorting a lot lately. I think I have the #swineflu

Apr 30th

Ten innovations inspired by Star Trek http://u.nu/8n83

Apr 30th

RT @styletime: RT @KimSherrell: New Twitter ebook: Complete Guide Twitter for Business —via...

Apr 30th

RT @dragonfly26: RT @ideeli: Enter to win a flip camera for you and your Mom! http://bitly.com/TFEhL

Apr 30th

RT @danzarrella New Blog Post: 7 Viral Marketing Lessons Learned from The Swine Flu Virus:...

Apr 30th

Just took my 32nd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 29th

Breaking NEWS: Someone who wants attention just said something controversial!!!

Apr 29th

For most, Twitter is narrowcast, not broadcast- but even more, it is friendcast, or affinitycast

Apr 29th

RT @mashable: There’s now a petition to add a retweet button to Twitter: http://retweet.com/...

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

RT @googleresearch WWW-2009: Bid Optimization for Broad Match Ad Auctions http://bit.ly/OOzGY

Apr 29th

k, yeah, my Mondays are so intense I thought it was Tuesday night already. lol :-)

Apr 28th

http://twitpic.com/45zu8 - I LOVE mom cake!

Apr 28th

omg i’m an idiot. coffeemaker wasn’t working, so I told ofc manager. she said “it...

Apr 28th

Keeping my hands dirty. That means doing PPC/SEO/etc. and not just managing people who do it. ;-)

Apr 28th

Only 40% of people agreed: “People with large number of followers are more respected”...

Apr 28th

Interesting, some of my videos on metacafe are getting as many views as the ones on youtube

Apr 28th

Rockin out to my indie rock homies, Superchunk: http://cli.gs/TM3Ar6

Apr 27th

Have you guys tried seesmic desktop? Do you like it?

Apr 27th

I can only listen to 27 swervedriver songs in a row. Then I want to run out of the building waving...

Apr 27th

Just took my 31st mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 27th

xoxoxoxo = hugs and kisses. xyoxyoxyo = manly hugs and kisses. xozxozxozzz = sleepy hugs and kisses.

Apr 27th

RT @RBeale: Low Hanging Fruit and PPC Keyword Opportunities http://cli.gs/aUyjDN

Apr 27th

Wondering if Dr. Manhattan created the first Blue Man Group. And why women want to have sex with...

Apr 27th

I just never get tired of seeing my face in Google News....

Apr 27th

You don’t know how sick u r til u go out into the world :-(

Apr 26th

If it’s possible, walmart is worse when Yer sick… Yes it’s possible

Apr 26th

well being sick when it’s beautiful out is the worst.

Apr 26th

Funny, odd @soulpossum performance at NYCTweetup for #12for12k and #gno http://cli.gs/ED7yDq (video)

Apr 26th

http://twitpic.com/42fwk - An old joke to-do list

Apr 26th

Fun video from NYC Tweetup with @soulpossum @pinkolivefamily @rachelferrucci @msunitedstates and...

Apr 25th

http://twitpic.com/3z7m1 - Nightdriving- first pic I took on my iPhone

Apr 25th

Just took my 30th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 24th

Spring morning in myrtle beach- absolutely beautiful

Apr 24th

Yehu.org provides financial and other support services for small businesses owned by very poor...

Apr 24th

talking to @fraser about Glue

Apr 24th

omg people, marketing channels are NOT tactics

Apr 24th

http://twitpic.com/3witz - Cigarette vending machines still exist!

Apr 24th

Funny e-card “I Steal Retweets” http://cli.gs/H7WQdN

Apr 24th

“Ashton Kutcher Got Punk’d” another perspective on @aplusk and his Twitter success...

Apr 24th

Pinging Google and @mattcutts about some egregious Google Local spam and hijacking. Evidently...

Apr 24th

Call tracking showed us that a client got biz from 30% of answered calls; but 50% of calls were not...

Apr 24th

What is a hippopotenuse? It is the longer of the three hippos in a triangle.

Apr 23rd

MAN, John Madden is sexy.

Apr 23rd

Looking at pictures of Richard Simmons. And I’ve lost all perspective on what I want in life.

Apr 23rd

Where do you tell someone how to find an expert to fix their email and computers?

Apr 23rd

Myrtle Beach fires: four hotels offer $39 stay to fire evacuees http://cli.gs/0ShtQh

Apr 23rd

oops forgot to credit! RT @beckett929 Endless Fun Resorts offering fire evacs rooms at $39/night...

Apr 23rd

In 100 years, most of us will be forgotten.

Apr 23rd

Myrtle Beach fires: U-Haul offers 30 days storage free to fire victims http://cli.gs/ARbJn5

Apr 23rd

Awesome- advertising clients are “getting” the value of phone call tracking… :-)

Apr 23rd

http://twitpic.com/3u6mn - MB fire still burning :-( but beach area ok

Apr 23rd

Cartoon about stealing retweets: http://cli.gs/H7WQdN

Apr 23rd

Need a T-shirt that says “I steal tweets” or “I don’t give proper retweet...

Apr 23rd

PPC, SEO, Social Media for Restaurants, an interview with me and @stuartbutler of Fuel Interactive...

Apr 22nd

heelarious Fun pics from @PinkOliveFamily: http://is.gd/tSP5 with @soulpossum and others from NYC...

Apr 22nd

http://twitpic.com/3slxh - Huge fire in Carolina forest area

Apr 22nd

Pics from NYC tweetup! http://bit.ly/yEJu0

Apr 21st

lol love this quote from Garrison Wynn “We need to avoid behavior that indicates we look at...

Apr 21st

Wrote a new bio!

Apr 21st

Yehu.org provides financial and other support services for small businesses owned by very poor...

Apr 21st

Brits use SEO strategies to fight terrorism http://cli.gs/5ERBjQ

Apr 20th

Very simple and easy paid search tip: http://cli.gs/sBGhuv

Apr 20th

“Think-Tanks & Team Building In The Full Service Interactive Advertising Agency”...

Apr 20th

Hey @soulpossum is about to sing live at #gnonyc

Apr 19th

http://twitpic.com/3kgju -

Apr 19th

http://twitpic.com/3k62l - NYC sunset from soho grand

Apr 19th

Short makes me happy I’m planed

Apr 18th

Short planing GOOOOOOD

Apr 18th

Planes make me happy I’m short LOL

Apr 18th

http://twitpic.com/3hz9z - It’s @soulpossum in full force

Apr 18th

Just took my 29th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 18th

Doggonit.

Apr 18th

http://twitpic.com/3fkiq - I have kitties!

Apr 17th

http://twitpic.com/3gqh0 - Amazing interior design at south carolina friendly’s

Apr 17th

Demystifying Google Quality Score & the Click Thru Rate Factor http://cli.gs/32jRDX

Apr 17th

http://twitpic.com/3gmz6 - Awesome! This solves my no friends problem.

Apr 17th

Fuel Interactive doing SEO etc for Charleston, SC TV Station http://cli.gs/LjeHv7 very interesting...

Apr 17th

http://twitpic.com/3gmq3 - Oh no!

Apr 17th

IE, FF- anyone abbreviating Chrome somehow? We were thinking Cr (after the element, chromium)

Apr 17th

lol web dude vs sales guy (video) http://cli.gs/uzHT3q (bad words tho)

Apr 17th

These are freaking hilarious: “10 things Google Suggest knows about us”...

Apr 17th

Cool- Starbucks to give away free latte to twitter users. See this page:

Apr 17th

April charity currently has 78 Diggs http://bit.ly/Uf0ZU Spread the good #12for12k

Apr 16th

omg NBA playoffs start Sat while I’m doing NYC tweetup, dang it. Game 1 is important! lol

Apr 16th

Going to meet my cats! LOL

Apr 16th

The geese are gone. I wonder how far north they are now.

Apr 15th

If you think I should speak at a Twitter conference, nominate me with this hashtag: #140conf -...

Apr 15th

Just took my 28th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 15th

Come to Soho NYC TweetUp Sat- RSVP now! http://is.gd/pZrB @soulpossum musical parodies for charities...

Apr 15th

Sat nite, NYC (Soho) funny entertainment, talent, and charity for Kenya http://cli.gs/vq818b #GNO...

Apr 14th

it’s old yo but what can I say, PE is my fave errrrRAP and Flava Flav makes me smile

Apr 14th

“Twitter has peaked” says @steverubel http://cli.gs/5Y2AuB I say: The geeks may leave...

Apr 14th

OMG!!! Ted Kennedy just sent me a puppy!

Apr 14th

phew long day of travel, home, ate, tired, headache = bed LOL

Apr 13th

Just wrote a review on Google Maps for NORAD. (“My favorite Doomsday Hideout!”)...

Apr 13th

Guys with macbooks are way more likely to wear scarves

Apr 13th

Fundraising TweetUp on Saturday in NYC with an entertaining show!...

Apr 13th

Car has been at myr airport for 3 wks- can’t wait to see the fee

Apr 12th

http://twitpic.com/38dai - Trying to look sad, I just look goofy ;-)

Apr 12th

Ugh Denver airport is cold and dull. Music and bose therapy time. :-)

Apr 12th

Any pay per click questions? Need to write blog tonight, need a topic :-)

Apr 12th

Can you really put a “not of this world” and a ferrari sticker on the same SUV?

Apr 12th

Addicted to this pillars of the earth book by ken follet - will make flying tomorrow tolerable LOL

Apr 12th

Zombiance (n): cliched décor, common in family restaurant chains

Apr 11th

http://twitpic.com/350ae - Who’s learning to fly? @sugarjones!

Apr 11th

http://twitpic.com/34up1 - Look! @sugarjones and my yerba mate

Apr 11th

Just took my 27th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 11th

COol new TOol from @danzarrella helps get you more retweets http://cli.gs/hA2Wsu

Apr 11th

RT @RachelFerrucci: @BrianCarter I can’t wait to meet Larry on Saturday! This is going to be a...

Apr 10th

Good Good Friday to ye. Dark clouds here. Cats are on an adventure. And I am cryptic.

Apr 10th

http://twitpic.com/32gt6 - The gate I built yesterday

Apr 10th

http://twitpic.com/32gv4 - My cat Larry- yes I’m a Bond villain

Apr 10th

How to Get a PPC Budget You Deserve: 5 Steps http://cli.gs/EqdYr4 from @MarketingSherpa

Apr 9th

“I Love You Man” funny and touching- two thumbs up- can’t wait for youtube mix of...

Apr 9th

omg what’s with @iamdiddy? all he does is yell in his tweets, lol

Apr 9th

Also finally watched Twilight. I screamed like a teenage girl throughout. But I do that at all...

Apr 9th

http://twitpic.com/315g5 - Walking Mr Brad Pitt

Apr 9th

http://twitpic.com/31553 - Rising full moon in Santee, CA

Apr 9th

http://twitpic.com/30xfc - Sera and I are building a fareaking gate

Apr 9th

http://twitpic.com/30v30 - Big San diego clouds

Apr 9th

I think we’d be a lot more tolerant of polygamists if they didn’t have such creepy hair...

Apr 8th

Funny “r u a genius?” ad- yes, because I know the answer and I’m too smart to...

Apr 8th

RT @lindaharvey: anyone know a package-finding-detective? MUST, at any cost, find lost box sent...

Apr 8th

OGM the Google search “What is the number for 911?” averages 36 searches per month

Apr 8th

I hate people-pleasers. So I guess you could say they can’t possibly please me. HAha.

Apr 7th

Why The AdWords Starter Edition Is Bad For Your Business http://cli.gs/tRmntE

Apr 7th

Really amazing to love working, because in my 20’s I loathed it. Other things I wanted to do...

Apr 7th

And it’s true that if you work hard enough, you work yourself into more satisfying positions....

Apr 7th

Sorry #SES, but emails I didn’t opt in to from conference presenters are spam, aren’t...

Apr 7th

OMG my subject and verb are disagreeing http://twitter.com/briancarter/status/1467692601 I hope they...

Apr 7th

lol are my standards too high? I’m already looking for a news article about the NCAA...

Apr 7th

Not a super competitive NCAA championship but- I’m happy for Hansbrough and Roy Williams, big...

Apr 7th

http://twitpic.com/2y19p - Me demonstrating how Germans smile

Apr 7th

http://twitpic.com/2y1bp - There she stand- statue of liberty

Apr 7th

http://twitpic.com/2y1g8 - Pornographic flour painting at taco shop (safe, clean)

Apr 7th

RT @larsbas: @briancarter That’s not how we smile…that’s how we laugh… (re:...

Apr 7th

I joke about my moodiness. But I know now that my emotional depth is a strength and huge joy. I...

Apr 6th

Alright San Diegans- where can I watch NCAA Championship that won’t be COMPLETELY packed?

Apr 6th

http://twitpic.com/2ul09 - San diego downtown

Apr 5th

Cafe Sevilla in San Diego Gaslamp… awesome. great service. incredible food especially for the...

Apr 5th

http://twitpic.com/2u76h - Disgusting condos I call “The Ant Colony at Del Mar”

Apr 5th

http://twitpic.com/2u6vi - Torrey Pines beach from Del Mar side

Apr 5th

Missing all my #imsb peeps. Have a good time FOR ME, ok? :-)

Apr 4th

http://twitpic.com/2u0fg - Awesome colored glass @ krc rocks in santee

Apr 4th

Just realized how much viewing pics on iPhone is like Blade Runner, just not voice command

Apr 4th

My life isn’t easy right now but it IS incredibly freaking interesting

Apr 4th

On second thought, I don’t think I can tweet that word

Apr 4th

http://twitpic.com/2styj - Trying to look sears and failing in my @aimclear shirt

Apr 4th

http://twitpic.com/2su3a - Tunnel from nyc cab

Apr 4th

I’ve rolled on the floor laughing. But now I’d like to roll on the laughing floor. That...

Apr 4th

Would love to make an indie film called “Bowling With Yanni”

Apr 4th

http://twitpic.com/2spwh - Larry bird (the cat)

Apr 4th

http://twitpic.com/2s398 - This is sera doodle

Apr 3rd

“Twitter for Charities and Non-Profits” on the @momitforward blog http://cli.gs/6Lr4T4

Apr 3rd

http://twitpic.com/2r5bv - I am now the official spokesperson for corn pockets

Apr 3rd

Just took my 25th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 3rd

I want to give @alisond an #IVMS credit for certification in viral marketing science, and so should...

Apr 3rd

lol from @sugarjones some spanish IM talk: RMCL! (Riendo Me Como Loca!!)

Apr 2nd

12seconds - Being Mystically Amazed http://tiny12.tv/SIG0C

Apr 2nd

really hoping i didn’t pick up any poison oak while scrambling thru the brush today. the bane...

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2pitc - Little B the kitty

Apr 2nd

Finally got out to enjoy San diego - hiking up mt woodson now :-)

Apr 2nd

There is a group u will judge me 4 stereotyping but they sure do LOVE fabric softener, A LOT

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2peau - Scrambling up side of woodson

Apr 2nd

Just took my 24th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2pecg - Manzanitas = supercool

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2pean - Me on mt woodson :-)

Apr 2nd

If you’re having a bad hair day like me, @sugarjones can help: http://cli.gs/z1BTuT (funny...

Apr 2nd

Twitter retweets have stolen some of Digg, Sphinn, and other bookmarking sites’ thunder.

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2peh9 - More woodson hiking

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2pejs - View of ramona from woodson

Apr 2nd

http://twitpic.com/2peeb - Perfect little spot

Apr 2nd

lol terrorism with un-puns http://xkcd.com/559/

Apr 1st

I’m just this guy, you know…?

Apr 1st

ROI In 140 Characters (by @InboundMarketer) @tweetroi NEW marketing tool for Twitter...

Apr 1st

OMG, “Retro-Optimization”, the most powerful new SEO process in a decade:...

Apr 1st

Sigh Google’s April Fools jokes are too obvious now. Too bad they have to be on April 1st. Too...

Apr 1st