Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker

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January
Just took my 13th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Mar 4th
http://twitpic.com/1tu5e - Two of my bestest friends
Mar 3rd
The Real Impact of Google Quality Score In AdWords Pay Per Click http://cli.gs/UG0LXs
Mar 3rd
Another cool @danzarrella achievement: The Retweetability Index. http://retweetability.com/ Honestly...
Mar 3rd
(whoops wrong link!) For how long do people c and click your link? “The Life and Times of A...
Mar 3rd
For how long do people see and click your link? “The Life and Times of A Twitter Link”...
Mar 3rd
Just took my 12th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Mar 3rd
I suspect Twitter networking has altered my destiny.
Mar 3rd
When I look back at me a year ago, I’m amazed at how clueless I was AND wonder what I’m...
Mar 3rd
Ning-like site for organizations that already have memberships and want more control over their...
Mar 3rd
debugging de twitter app, which is no fun lol
Mar 3rd
Crazy video of real sushi place in Japan, catches patrons unawares, pretty cool http://cli.gs/R3XDr7...
Mar 3rd
It’s one of those times when hair metal sounds awesome. VH, Bang Camaro, Def Leppard....
Mar 2nd
Not much makes me happier than David Lee Roth’s polytonal scream. Sad and weird, but true.
Mar 2nd
Check out the #12for12k giveaway “raffle” - live for 48 hrs only http://cli.gs/31EYzD...
Mar 2nd
AdWords very slow today- I think a Googler accidentally spilled syrup into the algorithm again.
Mar 2nd
iphone autocorrect is crampin my ebonicalizations- autocorrect is racist lol
Mar 2nd
lol @BradmanTV wants to be king of the Iowa Twitter Elite. Only needs 3500 more followers…...
Mar 2nd
“Is 22 Tweets-Per-Day the Optimum?” post from @danzarrella (now with HubSpot)...
Mar 2nd
if tuna is the chicken of the sea, frogs are chicken of the pond. crawdads are chicken of the...
Mar 2nd
rt @brianchappell Fight global poverty, support women! Fathom donates $.10 for every #apowerfulnoise...
Mar 2nd
Great article on the life of a tweeted link: http://cli.gs/tMrM2T Surprising. Bloggers and marketers...
Mar 2nd
smashed thumb in car door today and man i can’t do anything now :-(
Mar 2nd
I wonder if micromanagement starts with the egotistical need to be better than your employees in...
Mar 2nd
Oh and shoot I have to proof my blog post about “Persistent Engagement” on Twitter
Mar 2nd
Writing business comedy
Mar 2nd
Looking at houses in the rain
Mar 1st
nice RT @TranqJones: Bed + Twitter. Bedwitter. …I’m so ashamed.
Mar 1st
Nice, just ran across a physical training/coaching site whose big headline is LOOK GOOD NAKED lol
Mar 1st
Joining this http://12for12k.org/ thing. Have you seen it?
Mar 1st
I think from now on when I retweet women, I’ll pre-append “That’s what she...
Mar 1st
That’s what she said RT @Sarah_Stuart: @briancarter ok i like that one! LOL
Mar 1st
love it! RT @jeffersonreid: @briancarter Here’s my fave Sesame St. clip: James Brown’s...
Mar 1st
lol crowdsourcing is like getting your whole high school to do your homework for you
Mar 1st
One of my favorite funny Sesame Street clips: http://cli.gs/E8m2Td
Mar 1st
And I think putting lots of tweets in a blog post kinda illustrates one way blogs have become less...
Mar 1st
lol did you ever our woman on the street interview video about Twitter? http://cli.gs/d69N9Z
Mar 1st
:’( Paul Harvey passed away http://cbs4denver.com/national/radio.host.paul.2.947030.html
Mar 1st
Watching yesterday’s Celtics game via League Pass Broadband on work projector looks like...
Mar 1st
Listening to The Chairman of The Board… http://cli.gs/y2W3hs
Mar 1st
Just took my 11th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Mar 1st
My fave Pearl Jam album VERSUS never stops rockin, never gets old: http://cli.gs/yEzYyG what 16...
Feb 28th
Hey, you know, @barefoot_exec is a killer connector/networker, and in hooking me up with...
Feb 28th
Just had an awesome chat with Perry of @askmrvideo - sharp sharp guy
Feb 28th
omg WHY did I watch the beer dominoes video? http://cli.gs/BTUtts sadly, this may be the best thing...
Feb 28th
Wow, did not know users created the @reply… Twitter didn’t originally intend...
Feb 28th
Ha, didn’t get a laugh? Do you understand setup-punch framework?
Feb 28th
Photo: Evidence that Brian Carter is Actually a Woman http://cli.gs/q1SMzy yes it’s safe. lol
Feb 28th
Reviewing/testing this Twitter app thing we’re working on…
Feb 28th
RT @tonyrobbins: Ted talks on twitter use and impact: Check this site out: http://is.gd/l6Xw
Feb 28th
Watching Doug Moe interview on NBA.com
Feb 28th
RT @gaz4695 How to Attract and Influence People on Twitter The Ultimate Twitter Resource...
Feb 28th
Video: Brian’s coworkers make him listen to Hansen’s MMMBop for the first time ever...
Feb 28th
#followfriday @eunice007 @sugarjones @jessicaknows @iamkhayyam @graziellab @danzarrella...
Feb 28th
wow great debut by Marbury as a Celtic. surprising, good start.
Feb 28th
k IMO social MEDIA is content-focused with interaction *around* it. social NETWORKING is...
Feb 28th
do you know the difference between social networking and social media?
Feb 28th
Video: Brian loses his MMMBop Virginity in celebration of new Jonas Bros movie http://cli.gs/3R6yhY
Feb 28th
Just took my 10th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Feb 28th
oooooh how to opt out of tweetlater auto dm’s! see @optmeout
Feb 28th
Warch Watch
Brian Loses His MMMBop Virginity
Feb 27th
lol this is my kinda nerdy RT @jenniferdavis: @briancarter. At 140 chars, average word length, a...
Feb 27th
One picture is worth 1000 tweets.
Feb 27th
Video: Brian loses his MMMBop Virginity in celebration of new Jonas Bros movie http://cli.gs/3R6yhY
Feb 27th
Editing my MMMBOP video in celebration of the Jonas Bros 3D movie that comes out today.
Feb 27th
Hmm Bank of America SSL Certificate problem and SEO errors: http://sphinn.com/story/103335
Feb 27th
TGIF we’re eating at TGIF
Feb 27th
lol pic: You’re an SEO Specialist, REALLY? http://tinyurl.com/czczp7
Feb 27th
Wearing Under Armour but it’s not under anything. Hope there aren’t any under armour...
Feb 27th
k I was just educated about mmbop, Jonas Bros and Taylor Swift, about whom I knew nothing. Life...
Feb 27th
(is it ok if I yell nonsensically? It *is* Friday…)
Feb 27th
Talking about mommy blogger branding that’s not mom blogging
Feb 27th
K they’re talking fashion trends first- I’m on next-...
Feb 27th
Just came up with an analogy for twitter that’s perfect, describes all groups and...
Feb 27th
Oh here’s a better link for the ustream chat in 8 minutes...
Feb 27th
RT @mpmd @briancarter In cafe today: 3-yr-old cutie asks, ‘Mommy, can we text Natalie?’...
Feb 27th
better than queen RT @sugarjones King of the MILTs, @BrianCarter tonight 9:30EST interview on 5...
Feb 27th
I’m doing EST tonight 9:30pm talking about my 5 Steps of Optimization, you can chat and ask...
Feb 26th
Overheard: Homicide is always better than suicide.
Feb 26th
Jammin out to Public Enemy.
Feb 26th
I’m being interviewed tonight 9:30pm about my 5 Steps of Optimization, you can chat and ask...
Feb 26th
http://twitpic.com/1pnwa - @Petedimaio loves skittles and wants you to know
Feb 26th
Facebook is funny. Got to talk to a childhood bully not long ago. lol
Feb 26th
If I’m not following you, it’s because I’m stupid- @reply or @dm me and I’ll...
Feb 26th
RT @StaceyHylen: @briancarter I guess Twiitter could be a cult since we get followers and people...
Feb 26th
Video Interview of Me… (Evidently I’m a social media crackerjack? Where’s the cool...
Feb 26th
When scheduling I always say “I’m on EST” - and feel like I’m confessing to...
Feb 26th
lowercase writing is the casual dress of communications. you can’t make me capitalize. i...
Feb 26th
It is what it is.
Feb 26th
i hate talking to strangers on the phone.
Feb 26th
if it weren’t offensive to say “ok i’m tired of talking to you” and hang up,...
Feb 26th
Ha, check out shotgun app for iPhone “iShotty” - see demo: http://tinyurl.com/d74fd8 or...
Feb 26th
If you like MBV/shoegazer/Cocteau, this song rocks: http://cli.gs/G14ELm
Feb 26th
lol BS RT @hcdelp Twitter Causes Brain Damage - Blog Herald - http://tinyurl.com/aq6a8x
Feb 26th
Video Interview: Serious Answers to questions from @ErikBratt about Twitter Comedy http://ow.ly/uRz
Feb 26th
http://twitpic.com/1pdtb - The 80s are back!
Feb 26th
http://twitpic.com/1pdtv - The nectar of life has given brian a new plan for world domination
Feb 26th
http://twitpic.com/1pdsu - Me and my favorite bunny
Feb 26th
http://twitpic.com/1pds6 -
Feb 26th
lol ironically, @yahoo has tweeted a lot more than @google RT @steveplunkett...
Feb 26th
http://twitpic.com/1pdry -
Feb 26th
http://twitpic.com/1pdsb - Plate that will change your kitchen
Feb 26th
The StartUp Wife? @juliejulie has a new blog http://startupwife.wordpress.com/
Feb 26th
New research: 55% of Tech B2B decision-makers are joining social networks http://cli.gs/6SNBns
Feb 26th
lol Email titled “Your piece of pork can become the thing that you are proud of!” says I...
Feb 26th
Vote for @dannybrown’s tagline @ http://is.gd/kATX If he wins, he’ll donate prize to...
Feb 26th
Just took my 9th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Feb 26th
New Video: How to Avoid Paying The PPC/SEO Stupid Tax -> http://cli.gs/j3Mb8y
Feb 25th
99 Things You Should Have Already Seen on the Internet or You’re A Loser or Old or Something...
Feb 25th
lol gotta love @martinbowling - he sends me a linkedin request with “You complete me” -...
Feb 25th
Press releases are so pretentious.
Feb 25th
Scary! Beauty queen cuts own hair. What will happen? Tune in to find out. http://ow.ly/sCN
Feb 25th
http://twitpic.com/1obr1 - The awesomobile all shined up
Feb 24th
Next time you want to say LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO, use this video: http://ow.ly/r1q
Feb 24th
Nothing drives an optimizer crazier than bad data. And unreliable conversion tracking. And...
Feb 24th
Of all the types of spam, ESL spam is my favorite.
Feb 24th
re: old soul RT @RonnieCruz: My friend who’s in his 30’s has a soul that walks with a...
Feb 24th
Don’t miss @dr_pete today, free webinar on Usability and Search, 12pm PST/3pm EST...
Feb 24th
Video & Blog: When Pay Per Click is NOT Right for You http://ow.ly/rMg
Feb 24th
lol having an “old soul” means RT @mccambridge: @briancarter not having the energy to...
Feb 24th
re: what’s an “old soul” RT @JackLeblond: @briancarter My ex had an old soul, wait...
Feb 24th
Always funny to me when someone’s called an “old soul” - what qualifies you for...
Feb 24th
Just took my 8th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Feb 24th
If you have really small profit margins, you should see your doctor. Medical science now is capable...
Feb 24th
Video: Me ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing) http://ow.ly/r1q
Feb 24th
Ever seen a live emoticon or internet acronym? Here’s my ROFL: http://ow.ly/r1q
Feb 24th
Great thinking on SEO + Twitter! RT @willcritchlow Nofollow is dying. #nofollowisdead...
Feb 23rd
http://twitpic.com/1nnkj - Hanging with @brandontucker
Feb 23rd
The Power of a Twitter Avatar, by @GinaLaGuardia http://ow.ly/pPO
Feb 23rd
OMG I just had a completely NEW memory!
Feb 23rd
omg i find McDonald’s dollar menunaire campaign so demeaning to young people with little...
Feb 23rd
Evidently thought leaders have to think outside the box. To lead you out of the box. Or cubicle.
Feb 23rd
Wow, my grandma is 97 today. Going to call her later. She rocks.
Feb 23rd
My grandma’s secret for living 97 yrs? I asked once, she said frustratedly “I...
Feb 23rd
Power of a Twitter Avatar, by @GinaLaGuardia http://ow.ly/pPO
Feb 23rd
I hate people that hate categories of things.
Feb 23rd
How does a noob with less than 30 followers already have an autofollow dm? How does that happen? Are...
Feb 23rd
I think I might switch professions and become an eyeglasses model.
Feb 23rd
I think @brandontucker is on the line of drunk tweeting, he’s close
Feb 23rd
LOL @brandontucker is is not only unfollowing those who haven’t followed him back, he’s...
Feb 23rd
“FREE” is the new Stupid.
Feb 23rd
RT @brandontucker waitress just told @briancarter if he has a 3rd Red Bull he’ll have a heart...
Feb 23rd
Going to talk to a guy about film editing. And watch some NBA Florida edition.
Feb 22nd
Go Rondo! (Celtics) Happy that I saw that guy’s potential in his first Summer League ;-)
Feb 22nd
Academy says leaked winners letter is a fake: http://ow.ly/psm
Feb 22nd
I could make 6 figures in Social Media overnight. See? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure
Feb 22nd
lol k I am probably now guilty of spreading an urban myth :-\
Feb 22nd
The funkiest Miles Davis ever- woulda fit into a Blaxploitation movie easy- “On The...
Feb 22nd
CCR is addictive- the touching “Have You Ever Seen The Rain” ♫ http://blip.fm/~2dgb0
Feb 22nd
no way is this for real? Academy needs some CIA agents RT: ACADEMY AWARDS WINNERS: LEAKED...
Feb 22nd
Some classic CCR for ya, “I Put A Spell On You”, hauntin and rockin ♫...
Feb 22nd
Just astounds me that even people who’ve been on twitter for months don’t use...
Feb 22nd
This reminds me of that rent-a-person for the carpool lane movie.
Feb 22nd
K, if a form asks for my email twice, I just copy and paste it- how pointless!
Feb 22nd
Wish I’d remember quicker- solution to frustration=action
Feb 22nd
RT @perlguy9 “Missing teen in Chicago: http://is.gd/klGC #caroline
Feb 22nd
lol new name for spammy twitter profiles that sport sexy body with no head: BODBOTS
Feb 22nd
Just did a cool ppc/seo/social media/twitter/facebook indie film consulting session for @littlefoxy,...
Feb 22nd
My fave quote of the day “People who say size doesn’t matter lie about other things...
Feb 21st
Got a new shot with bike chain hat in my mugshow: http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Feb 21st
Just started monitoring misspellings of my name with search.twitter, and there are a few missed...
Feb 21st
New Video: Do You Know What Everyone’s Favorite Word Is? http://ow.ly/oEY
Feb 21st
Ice cream trucks are creepy.
Feb 21st
Amazing that when looking at house websites, they NEVER tell you if the HOA disallows fences, which...
Feb 21st
Video: What is Comedic Management? How do you do it? Why would you do it? http://ow.ly/oxj
Feb 21st
Video: What is Comedic Marketing? Can you learn to market yourself and others with comedy?...
Feb 21st
Video: If You Are Doing Pay Per Click Wrong, I Will Kill You http://ow.ly/ov7
Feb 21st
Video of me: “Pissed Off About Personal Branding”...
Feb 21st
It’s very frustrating not being simple enough to focus myself into a brand everyone will get...
Feb 21st
Wow, in web 2.0, like Twitter or Flickr, people who contribute BELOW AVERAGE amounts = 80%(see TED...
Feb 21st
Incredible talk about dealing with genius and creativity from author of Eat, Pray, Love...
Feb 21st
WE project to help kids in Africa thru IT (get them computers!): http://tinyurl.com/a4qfds
Feb 21st
It’s amazing what untapped internal resources we can discover.
Feb 21st
Going to go hang out with coolest golf blogger in history, @brandontucker and Tina (who is not on...
Feb 21st
OMG jimmy eats MY world!
Feb 21st
Going OUT!!! 8-)
Feb 21st
My first Viddler video: http://www.viddler.com/explore/briancarter/videos/1/
Feb 21st
Anybody experienced with creating custom tumblr sites like GaryVee’s?...
Feb 20th
RT @JohnSomerton: Best Blog Posts on Getting Retweeted (by @guykawasaki @briancarter @louisedoherty...
Feb 20th
SEO peeps, check out the symbol in title tag at beg of #2 result here: http://tinyurl.com/c56mfg
Feb 20th
lol firefox 3.0 bloated to 503M, reeeeeediculous. Wish that old config:min on trim trick worked with...
Feb 20th
I think fatigue removes about 20 IQ points. But I’m too tired to figure that out.
Feb 20th
lol nice RT @styletime: Twitter in the 1600’s http://bit.ly/idboN
Feb 20th
Wow TwitPic is 5 times as popular as TweetDeck http://tinyurl.com/bopu6c
Feb 20th
“The Top 20 Twitter Applications” according to compete.com http://ff.im/-18A8h
Feb 20th
RT @mashable: New tool for designing your Twitter profile: http://www.freetwitterdesigner.com/
Feb 20th
Retweeting Rules of Thumb from @danzarrella http://ow.ly/naw
Feb 20th
Giveaways and live show going on here right now http://graziellatv.com
Feb 20th
You should follow @bradmantv because he’s a UStream LEGEND!!! Check him out. Do it now!
Feb 20th
RT @msunitedstates LIVE on http://graziellatv.com in 5 minutes….chatroom is now open :)
Feb 20th
yeah ♫ http://blip.fm/~2b912
Feb 20th
Hi I have nothing to say right now.
Feb 20th
OMG like my new valley person character is making me talk that way for reals.
Feb 19th
RT @InboundMarketer: @briancarter tweeted while presenting 1st, but today did RT @dannysullivan: now...
Feb 19th
The coat is off- it’s beautiful here at da beach!
Feb 19th
12seconds - Talkin about grody girls http://tiny12.tv/IPGQT
Feb 19th
I have 30 AMAZING friends, don’t you wish you were cool enough to join? oh wait, you are!...
Feb 19th
12seconds - Valleying like omg http://tiny12.tv/RAJKK
Feb 19th
Wow tweetie nearby search is cool
Feb 19th
Rockin out to filter still mmmmmmm
Feb 19th
I think like 30% of my awesomeness comes from music. So thanks, music people!
Feb 19th
BradMan.tv is live and funny and interviewing @graziellab in a minute: http://tinyurl.com/c7fsfn
Feb 19th
You know what’s a really kinky word? — “Kinky” — It really is.
Feb 19th
Do you do a daily mugshow? Here’s mine: http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/16864
Feb 19th
Nice, the Phoenix Suns are Runnin’ and Gunnin’ again! http://bit.ly/152ph2
Feb 18th
All my pants say “juicy” on the back
Feb 18th
Starting a PPC dating service called “LoveClicks” - Hey guys, get dates with pay per...
Feb 18th
Ah yes indeed it’s fun time (fun time)
Feb 18th
Anybody know any talent/booking agents on Twitter?
Feb 18th
Have you heard the new “Office Recessionary Rallying Cry”? http://ow.ly/kva
Feb 18th
RT @JenningsPR: Surgeon tweets from operating room (CNN) http://ow.ly/klQ
Feb 18th
Mucus to Maxi Pads: Marketing’s Dirtiest Jobs http://ow.ly/knS
Feb 18th
Me interviewed by bMighty on PPC, SEO, SM and the Future of Marketing/PR (3 pages) http://ow.ly/kl0
Feb 18th
BTW the SEO/SEM article is by @jennifermoline and also quotes @mattmcgee http://ow.ly/kl0
Feb 18th
RT @thegirlriot: #blackout the lights are going out all over twitter in protest http://is.gd/jO8a
Feb 18th
One thing I like about Twitter and retweets: It’s survival of the fittest idea, open for you...
Feb 18th
Where does one buy a loincloth?
Feb 18th
Oh, if you want to be one of my AMAZING friends, you should be here: http://briancarter.ning.com/
Feb 18th
Rockin positive song, “Futures” from Jimmy Eat World ♫ http://blip.fm/~29h2l
Feb 18th
Freaky beautiful ambient song I bet 99.9% of you have never heard, “On My Own” ♫...
Feb 18th
One of my favorite songs of the last 365 days. It’s techno, moby-ish: “Mushroom”...
Feb 18th
Awesome moody retro 80’s sound from M83, “We Own The Sky” ♫ http://blip.fm/~29fvj
Feb 18th
I really shredded today at the gym. This hot girl said I look like Conan. I said “The...
Feb 17th
Who’s going to SXSW? Wow weird, is their site down?
Feb 17th
You may doubt my comedic skills, but I’ll have you know, I am very popular with people who...
Feb 17th
Ya I might be at SXSW, and if so, I’ll be looking for interesting people to interview for our...
Feb 17th
lol @Bookerx3, the man with the chicken, is giving away a used ipod larger than most ppls hard...
Feb 17th
New post: Pay Per Click Marketers, You Must Track Phone Calls! http://ow.ly/jpV
Feb 17th
Perhaps Germanic genes compel me, but I’m digging this band: Ulrich Schnauss. Guess that makes...
Feb 17th
I boycott IKEA because I resent their store-layout psychological manipulation. I wonder if...
Feb 17th
K congrats to @novaspivack for making the Twine dm’s harder :-) service looks interesting,...
Feb 17th
Yeah, I’m going to start unfollowing people who dm me about Twine, ok? BTW Twine: that’s...
Feb 17th
Evidently if you’re not using filtrbox, you’re a black man with his pants down?...
Feb 17th
wth i don’t get Windows- my volume control suddenly disappears from the quicklaunch toolbar....
Feb 17th
Funniest golf blogger in the world: @brandontucker
Feb 17th
Do you like emasculating men? Come here. I’ll slap the MAN out of you!
Feb 17th
It’s really sad when someone says they’re out of pocket. No one should be too poor to...
Feb 17th
evidence that I might actually be a woman: I love hot baths, I get moody once a month, and I drive a...
Feb 17th
had one of those fun “my PC only works right after rolling back windows updates”...
Feb 17th
Small minds can’t say big things in small spaces
Feb 17th
It’s not the size of your tweet, it’s how you use it LOL wow
Feb 17th
I think filter is heir to killing joke’s throne
Feb 17th
The task of social media is to give voice to your essential personality or brand- do you know what...
Feb 17th
Authenticity isn’t enough if you’re a jerk
Feb 17th
Transparency isn’t popular amongst liars. But it’s demanded by the cynical.
Feb 17th
Nice! 200+ negative keywords for B2B PPC http://ow.ly/iDi
Feb 17th
I’m digging Hootsuite’s (ow.ly) stats, and you know, you can put your AdSense code in...
Feb 16th
RT @imnotbob check out the Monday comic. The twitter effect http://imnotbob.com
Feb 16th
Am I off-base wondering if Cable TV will die, and if the current TV commercial might as well? Any...
Feb 16th
I’m thinking that if I were Captain Obvious, I wouldn’t know it. Or is that too obvious?
Feb 16th
My favorite quote from last week: “Why does my hair have to be from Jersey?”
Feb 16th
A song to rock your Monday, sorta Beasties meets Moby meets Prodigy http://ow.ly/i4D
Feb 16th
Most Effective Social Media Tactics are Hardest to Measure (chart) http://ow.ly/i2O
Feb 16th
The Personal ROI of Social Media http://ow.ly/i0G
Feb 16th
Check out @kmccallum’s XLCommunities- it’s Ning for organizations that already exist-...
Feb 16th
Also with XLCommunities (Ning for organizations that already exist) you can accept payments for your...
Feb 16th
Why Social Media Works for Non-Profits http://ow.ly/i0H
Feb 16th
Content is Not King in Social Media (by @dougfirebaugh) http://ow.ly/i0P
Feb 16th
I heard @danishpunkrock was writing a valentines day song for all the lonely people, but where is...
Feb 16th
It’s never too late to live.
Feb 16th
I think I’ve reached that point in life where I need to start wearing fingerless leather...
Feb 16th
Why are blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.
Feb 16th
What’s yellow, has black stripes and is wounded? … A wounded school bus.
Feb 16th
lol They should call TNT: The “The Rock Starring Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage” Channel
Feb 16th
Anybody on Twitter who is part of organizing SXSW?
Feb 16th
NBA all star game starts in 25 minutes!
Feb 16th
Making aglio e olio, baby!
Feb 16th
Feeling artificial… Kings of Leon to the rescue!
Feb 16th
Clearly, it’s not a web 2.0 design if it lacks rays from an invisible sun.
Feb 16th
wow lol @chuckobama is the #6th Twitterer in Washington DC http://tinyurl.com/8w5hke
Feb 15th
RT @chuckobama: Barack smokes cigarettes. I smoke terrorists.
Feb 15th
been using ow.ly and hootsuite- it filters bots, and shows 20% as many clicks as bit.ly does -...
Feb 15th
Check out @kmccallum’s XLCommunities- it’s like Ning for organizations that already...
Feb 15th
LOL dr feelgood
Feb 15th
I think Mark Harmon snuck in last night and gave me his hair. I’m having a bad hair LIFE.
Feb 15th
New 12s video, speaking real fast: http://12seconds.tv/channel/briancarter/92786
Feb 15th
lol RT @Fitzillo I just realized the hour I extend my life by working out an hour every day has...
Feb 15th
Wow! @soulpossum’s new album cover is pretty freaky cool: http://ow.ly/heJ
Feb 15th
Mashups are how data sources get it on. Darwin would be proud.
Feb 14th
I think my megalomania might help me do kinda ok here.
Feb 14th
Very sad and important cause. We need your help! http://tinyurl.com/c7qkrg
Feb 14th
Video: “Decision to Be Normal” by a mod retro band with a lady I went to college with...
Feb 14th
NBA All Stars play H-O-R-S-E at 5pm on TNT… :-)
Feb 14th
So diggin the newer Filter album http://www.imeem.com/officialfilter (turn off dumb comments)- I...
Feb 14th
Any AdWords experts in SoCal? SD/LA? I know a guy at a company that needs one.
Feb 14th
Guys, be nice to @GraziellaB. She’s crying because she just realized how much hotter I am than...
Feb 14th
Or hmm even just a tech/video/sound company that wants to partner on a very big online show...
Feb 14th
anybody know what equipment @leolaporte uses to produce his stickam shows? and blog posts on this...
Feb 14th
ooh ftd.com making back button not work- tell @mattcutts!
Feb 14th
RT @MichaelShell Happy 1234567890 Day!!!! NERD ALERT!!!! http://tinyurl.com/d4jf6j
Feb 13th
And seriously this may be the first time in forever the NBA rookies could beat the sophomores at 9pm
Feb 13th
Cool! NBA all star celebrity game in 20 mins includes 4 Harlem Globetrotters http://bit.ly/Ul0dh
Feb 13th
Cool interview with @chrisbrogan about Social Media and the Future of How We’ll Work...
Feb 13th
Wall St Journal chief says “Google devalues everything it touches” http://ow.ly/gdL
Feb 13th
FTC’s New 48-Page Guidelines on Behavioral Ad Targeting http://ow.ly/ge7
Feb 13th
wow it’s NBA all star weekend already
Feb 13th
I am very close to a new character- actually like 3 new comic characters coming soon
Feb 13th
K two girls are literally me across internet video sites. Should I be worried?
Feb 13th
I’m not here right now. Emotionally I mean.
Feb 13th
RT @Kakief This is a beautiful story about parenting - Is your home a safe place to land?...
Feb 13th