Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker

Emailers, here’s a tip: if you make me log in to unsubscribe, I’ll just mark you as...

Oct 14th

If you like Coldplay and Imogen Heap you’ll like Volcano Choir: http://bit.ly/26Ta3d

Oct 14th

RT @garrisonwynn Why are stupid people more successful? Is brilliance overrated? Don’t be too dumb...

Oct 14th

http://twitpic.com/lfj05 - I think this is Edward Scissorhands’ mom

Oct 14th

If ur a white guy at a stoplight can’t decide between James blount or Jay z, u r a putz

Oct 14th

Taming my inbox. 100 emails in one of my two accounts since 8am. Ridiculous.

Oct 13th

Belatedly, @hotel_max was great- great stay, great restaurant, and great customer service from...

Oct 13th

I’m going on b90x. It’s like p90x but I don’t have to buy a video.

Oct 13th

i FINALLY realized, it’s incredibly egotistical of me to expect other people to have less of...

Oct 13th

Food Allergies and Kids 101 http://bit.ly/4JEFG by @chrissypants Read it. Retweet it. Read it...

Oct 13th

http://twitpic.com/l5hcp - Kitty heads!

Oct 11th

http://twitpic.com/908fr - Erik, I don’t think scientists have figured that out yet.

Oct 11th

http://twitpic.com/k9qsg - ya less than 10 cents for FUN!

Oct 11th

http://twitpic.com/l0eck - Unreal drippy clouds

Oct 10th

http://twitpic.com/l0f6o - More unreal clouds

Oct 10th

my 2009 Social Media & Social Networking Workshop http://bit.ly/XrbQm getting favorited quite a...

Oct 9th

I think Pontiac Aztec owners not on antidepressants r likely a suicide risk

Oct 9th

Nature fact: Koalas (and me) are almost aggressive if they’re not snuggled by 9am. And they...

Oct 9th

RT @TomPick: Best of 2009 (So Far): AdWords Tips and Tactics http://twurl.nl/bbb2pl — thanks...

Oct 8th

Digging the Raveonettes, like a 21st century Go Go’s http://bit.ly/134d76

Oct 8th

Pretty funny http://youtube.com/iDUMP4U very clever, from @bradmantv

Oct 8th

http://twitpic.com/kmrls - My typical grocery list

Oct 7th

http://twitpic.com/k9qsg - Color + sugar = fun?

Oct 4th

Cymbalta: You gotta love a depression med that makes some people commit suicide. Huh?

Oct 3rd

How to Be a Social Media Guru: 7 Easy Steps!

Oct 3rd

RT @robert_brady My Blog: 100th Post Giveaway - http://bit.ly/4pyAQa (Comment for a chance to win...

Oct 3rd

How to Be a Social Media Guru: 7 Easy Steps! http://bit.ly/2glp2I

Oct 3rd

http://twitpic.com/k06eb - When the beach is in the sky

Oct 3rd

RT @cheth: Warning! Fake Twitter Email Going Around: http://j.mp/NXFhM ( via @Twitter_Tips )

Oct 3rd

RT @mayhemstudios @geekz: Check how many spammers are following u, go here. http://bit.ly/wUv5X

Oct 3rd

RT @zaibatsu Behold: The Office E-mail Translator http://su.pr/5TwpSg

Oct 3rd

#1 reason I love twitter? It puts the lotion in the basket. And what more can you ask for?

Oct 3rd

http://twitpic.com/jyd00 - Evidently, a fruit explosion is the remedy of choice for colon explosions

Oct 2nd

And LaBamba Rock Band is hilarious: http://bit.ly/PNeb6

Oct 2nd

Wow just saw the Conan that had Phoenix on it- they rocked- thank God for a band that also sounds...

Oct 2nd

I like people who say perhaps a lot. Might you be once, perchance?

Oct 1st

http://twitpic.com/jv61o - Something ridiculous @joelcomm does. I already emailed him about it once...

Oct 1st