Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker
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RT @donnafryer Attorneys needing last minute CLE - Try online MCLE 24/7 downloads:...
Feb 1st
Now more than ever, you want car companies to use cliched phrases like “now more than...
Feb 1st
Feta make-a me drowsy-a
Feb 1st
lol Twitter is for people who WISH they had problems with the paparazzi
Feb 1st
I was going to call you my papamicrazzi, but I figure you’ll go “poppa your WHAT?”
Feb 1st
He’s the retweetinator. He’s on infinite retweet. RT @chrisbrogan: Man - @mayhemstudios...
Feb 1st
If you were a recovered Luge-aholic, all backsliding would be backsliding.
Feb 1st
I love feta. If you do too, let’s form Fetaddicts Anonymous, and go eat some feta.
Feb 1st
Wow, @mmcgovern takes some cool freakin photos http://lefteyephotography.blogspot.com/
Feb 1st
Actually, social media is showing me that quite possibly I am addicted to people.
Feb 1st
wow… baby born with 12 fingers, 12 toes, that are 100% normal and fully functional....
Feb 1st
Need to get Bear Grylls twittering from a satphone.
Feb 1st
But I also like uncute girls.
Feb 1st
I like cute girls.
Feb 1st
ok, so everyone wants to know: who doesn’t like cute girls? if you don’t, please let me...
Feb 1st
RT@ rodriguez676 Q: You know you’re addicted to twitter when? (pls RT) A: When you’re...
Jan 31st
Great question! Responses will be funny: RT@ rodriguez676 you know you’re addicted to twitter...
Jan 31st
lol @zappos says it’s him but he’s overwhelmed with tweets- ok ok ok :-)
Jan 31st
ugh strike against @zappos for the mass dm autoreply on the new interface feedback
Jan 31st
lol Isreal must be the middle eastern “the real world”? RT @ev: got an offer to buy...
Jan 31st
the coolest! RT @zappos Cool new experimental way to browse Zappos! Please twitter @zappos your...
Jan 31st
Filmed an amateur drive thru of one of those new live/work/shop communities
Jan 31st
Been tagged a bunch of times by the 25 things thing in FB. Don’t want to do it.
Jan 31st
Danged computer :-(
Jan 31st
SkypeGoating: blaming skype problems for being unable to connect lol
Jan 31st
Also I connect openly on LinkedIn http://www.linkedin.com/in/briancarterms and my email is on...
Jan 31st
Want to connect with me on Facebook? http://tinyurl.com/5w2dan
Jan 31st
Isn’t it dumb to have to tell a thermostat “heat” or “cool”?...
Jan 31st
RT @danthedaddy: @briancarter the next release of Tweetie is replacing via with RT
Jan 31st
AH so Tweetie is the one guilty of perpetrating VIA upon us. Come on, it’s retweeting! Geez
Jan 31st
I keep thinking there should be a Digg just for the cool stuff people RT on Twitter- is there one?...
Jan 31st
The funny/scary ways we actually use the internet: http://bit.ly/IQMxF
Jan 31st
Too old to build forts? Well @LeanneHeller makes cool stuff, check it out: http://bit.ly/wdCR
Jan 31st
lol the official mascots of National Apathy Day: RT @LeanneHeller: @briancarter These guys have it...
Jan 31st
would love to see which actually converse with tweeps RT @suedecrush: 1,000 + Newspapers that use...
Jan 31st
Some Superbowl 2009 commercials are already on YouTube: http://bit.ly/6yNT
Jan 31st
ROTFLMAO this is the funniest Superbowl commercial you shouldn’t see til tomorrow...
Jan 31st
omg Tweet Congress tracks US congresspeople on Twitter, very cool! http://bit.ly/2uE4LO also...
Jan 31st
Today is National Apathy Day. I suggest you do nothing. And don’t retweet this. Don’t...
Jan 31st
RT @dougmillison Cartoonists/Authors: if Exemplar Law says they’ll get u a movie deal, ask up...
Jan 31st
I’m seeing a number of people use RT (retweet) incorrectly when they really mean...
Jan 31st
awesome RT @foundbypat: Real line-a-day diary of a young farmgirl in 1937....
Jan 31st
I’m realizing that when asked to RT allegations against a person or co, I must choose to be...
Jan 31st
If you RT things without checking them out, it’s just gossip and hearsay. I feel the...
Jan 31st
Going thru flight sim training on puter for my new remote controlled helicopter :-)
Jan 31st
Home internet connection bites the big patootie right now
Jan 31st
If you’re in HR, great list of Twitterers to follow RT @sbjet ‘Your First 100 HR Twitter...
Jan 31st
RT @AaronSkwarcan lol cute, clever, funny PG-rated “Stop Motion in Bed” and great song,...
Jan 31st
Lindsay Lohan may not be on Twitter, but @cyndiwilliams looks a LOT like her!
Jan 31st
lol another funny Twitter ecard: RT @mashable eCard for the twitter addict http://bit.ly/YHEE
Jan 31st
seriously this CareerBuilder ad’s one of the funniest commercials I’ve EVER seen- was...
Jan 30th
Celtics are about to kick some major Piston booty.
Jan 30th
wow, Superbowl 2009 commercials are already on YouTube: http://bit.ly/6yNT
Jan 30th
rotflmao this is the funniest commercial you shouldn’t see til sunday...
Jan 30th
Jammin out on David Holmes, the guy that did the Oceans 11-13 soundtracks: http://tinyurl.com/cw7doc
Jan 30th
I am so validated now RT @Retweetist: Most Retweeted users in last hour #1 @briancarter #2...
Jan 30th
I love this Twitter unfollowing e-card: http://bit.ly/2Nw5RR
Jan 30th
comment on @ryanseacrest’s twitpic about stages of Twitter acceptance:...
Jan 30th
To help all of you great people on Twitter, I am providing this tweet absolutely for FREE! Please...
Jan 30th
RT @briancarter I need retweets to validate my personal sense of worth (please retweet!)
Jan 30th
Finally getting into this band Swervedriver, digging it- moody shoegazer music...
Jan 30th
NEW Twitter word! “TwichĂ©” the clichĂ©d activity of making up twitter words that all...
Jan 30th
Wall ST Journal talks about the GOP on Twitter: http://bit.ly/139SY
Jan 30th
Congratulations, you’re so transparent that you’ve completely disappeared.
Jan 30th
interesting, some good ideas RT @dhinchcliffe Pretty well done: 11 Business Plans For Twitter...
Jan 30th
I love “creative” but hate creatives who don’t care about results.
Jan 30th
RT @wilreynolds google trends affected by GEO? the very philly keyword “Wing bowl 2009”...
Jan 30th
Am I the only one who disagrees with this? RT @copyblogger: Dependence on Twitter Could Be Hazardous...
Jan 30th
imo, they definitely do RT @brad_callen Who else thinks girls have a major advantage over guys in...
Jan 30th
I hate blog posts with lists that end in “rinse and repeat”. Hate it! Cliche now....
Jan 30th
Facebook + SalesForce CRM creates recruiting tool for finding new employees http://cli.gs/dv31gh
Jan 30th
Study suggests corp blogs most effective lead gen channel in social media, esp for small/med sized...
Jan 30th
My favorite is “I just don’t get Twitter”. Well you aren’t using it, are...
Jan 30th
whoa, is this the @RealRickAstley on twitter? if so he’s going to blow up on here big time....
Jan 30th
thanks Tom! RT @TomPick: @briancarter @Szetela Your posts named among the best of 2008 for SEM -very...
Jan 30th
“I don’t get Twitter” Yes and you’re obviously not a leader, influencer, or...
Jan 30th
oh cool, death cab covered brand new love by sebadoh
Jan 30th
I guess the better question is: Is messaging Facebook followers as effective as email lists when it...
Jan 30th
Anybody have any success stories that come from messaging followers of Facebook groups or pages?
Jan 30th
If you haven’t seen Quantcast’s demographics for Twitter.com: http://tinyurl.com/5qtjsw
Jan 30th
i’m thinking it might be easier in SM if i was on the west coast, lol, time zones and all
Jan 30th
In the end all you can hope for is for the love felt to equal the pain you’ve gone thru - the...
Jan 30th
Foggy night, perfect for listening to the Editors
Jan 30th
You know you’ve been iphonized when you try to touch the screen on your blackberry
Jan 30th
The saddest thing I’d ever seen was smokers outside the hospital doors - the editors
Jan 30th
lol heard a great wolf blitzer joke the other day from @gingerwynn’s husband
Jan 30th
Watching retweets here- there are a freakin lot of them: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=rt
Jan 30th
Stood up by a milt! Lol not really
Jan 30th
He said wolf blitzer sounds llike a hot new hair gel for dogs
Jan 30th
RT @cwylie0 How a local coffee shop owner used Twitter to double clients http://ff.im/-OMaB
Jan 30th
Hey! Doesn’t football season start soon?
Jan 30th
lol nice, @imogenheap on 12seconds: http://12seconds.tv/channel/imogenheap/81164
Jan 30th
New Burn Notice tonight in 2.5 hours! on USA. And they paid me to say that. They paid me in thrills....
Jan 30th
What @the_real_shaq has to do to get named an all star: 1. keep breathing, 2. stay in the NBA
Jan 30th
Check out @sugarjones interviewed by @sarahjbray on MaTweeps and her creative use of a...
Jan 29th
So in advertising is glitter and spin- marketers: what are the real results, how will you prove it,...
Jan 29th
It almost seems like it’s too early to be a truly results-oriented advertiser. The big...
Jan 29th
yikes, when you see what some co’s are charging in the marketing world, and for questionable...
Jan 29th
RT @seobag Google Street View Car Kills Bambi, Censors Pictures Afterward http://tinyurl.com/beq9au
Jan 29th
lol please retweet… RT @angryasianguy RT - Stop Re-Tweeting!! I’m tired of your...
Jan 29th
RT @Pat_Lorna Twitter Tip - Today’s Tweeter Tool - âśż Enhance your Twitter conversations ✍ with...
Jan 29th
Talking about twitter
Jan 29th
lol nice RT @inboundmarketer this one is priceless: CLICK STREET VIEW and rotate a bit to the...
Jan 29th
lol re: my ppc seminar, I now know EXACTLY WHO said they’ve been covered in guacamole, and I...
Jan 29th
For those of you in Bend Oregon, I’m speaking remotely on Feb 5:...
Jan 29th
Who keeps the best, most up-to-date data about search engine market share?
Jan 29th
love “Night Drive” by Jimmy Eat World, and I’m not being paid to tweet that…...
Jan 29th
Here’s some Search Engine Marketshare date from HitsLink: http://bit.ly/FkbZ
Jan 29th
OK I can’t withhold this anymore. I’m certain. Canada has a disproportionate number of...
Jan 29th
Watch
Tennessee Girl Country Song by Soul Possum
Jan 29th
listenin to a little sumfin sumfin by frou frou @imogenheap
Jan 29th
How to use Gmail offline http://zi.ma/54b8a8
Jan 29th
RT @jeffpower Today & tomorrow we’re going to help the Ethiopian #boywithoutarms see:...
Jan 29th
New Marin conversion tracking helps calculate PPC ROI other than just end conversion...
Jan 29th
This guy @iamkhayyam totally copied my look. What’s he thinking? lol
Jan 29th
one of the hottest panels at OMMA Social was on personal CPM http://bit.ly/18bvC and a presentation...
Jan 29th
I am orbiting @thewholeworld listening to Muse
Jan 29th
Personal CPM from OMMA Social http://bit.ly/1L9ayX (CPM means cost per thousand- what’s your...
Jan 29th
This is the other romance novel about me: http://tinyurl.com/bpy4cf how’d they know I was...
Jan 29th
And this is our motto at my work: http://tinyurl.com/bx5gco
Jan 29th
Guys, look at @chrisblake’s avatar. He’s confused because you haven’t given him...
Jan 29th
This guy is scary. http://tinyurl.com/b5r6a9 Really scary. I can’t believe I got out of that...
Jan 29th
This is the guy who writes @thewholeworld. http://tinyurl.com/6m5p5w are you surprised?
Jan 29th
Left the idea phase into the hard work phase on three projects… sigh… lol :-)
Jan 29th
This is how I rock out to @pandora_music: http://tinyurl.com/d4lhve
Jan 29th
To everyone: no I will not ask you about that site you used to create an annoying autofollow...
Jan 29th
RT: 14 year veteran prepressman & production artist looking for work in Houston. Please send...
Jan 29th
How to Survive a Social Media Revolt! http://bit.ly/TWk0 by @msaleem
Jan 29th
STUDY: Social Media equal in influence to conventional http://bit.ly/3OacHa
Jan 29th
Ah one two, one two three four— bam
Jan 29th
In the deep profoundisating words of the godfather of soul: HEY!!!
Jan 29th
Some people start conversations. I start imaginisations. And fires. Yeah. Lol
Jan 29th
I get my hair cut at a place called Allure. I think the percentage of guys who get their hair cut...
Jan 29th
Thinking about growing my dreds back out
Jan 29th
I like reggae because it reminds me of my roots
Jan 29th
I think ima go ahead and rock it now. You in?
Jan 29th
I’m a fool up here dancing on my balcon- ima idjit fo sho
Jan 29th
What’s social media without the dancin, the jokin and the flirtin? Huh?
Jan 29th
My groove armada just set sail to discover the new world. And that new world is you. Awwwww
Jan 29th
I’m expecting a government bailout for the stay at home blogging industry.
Jan 29th
Cuz u can’t and u won’t and u don’t stop
Jan 29th
I’m a social tweeterfly
Jan 29th
walk for lupus RT @mandaotto feeling like doing something nice for a good cause?...
Jan 28th
I’m not gonna say you should vote for me here: http://www.semmys.org/category/ppc/
Jan 28th
At the right time, in the right mood, paul westerberg is the bomb.
Jan 28th
RT @sundaycosmetics eBook Rags to Riches: Create Multiple Income Streams from a Tight Budget...
Jan 28th
RT @dannybrown: So, what do you say - can I buy you? http://tinyurl.com/ckq4jj
Jan 28th
RT @danperry Watching Superbowl commercials? Want to rate them via Twitter? Read on, and please...
Jan 28th
I am nerdboy, learning more about statistics via youtube videos lol
Jan 28th
Question: if you were going to endorse something with a tweet- how much is your tweet worth to you?...
Jan 28th
Need video in the Carolinas? Check out @DonDLewis. He’s one of the good guys.
Jan 28th
Seen Google’s new Sitemap Generator? http://code.google.com/p/googlesitemapgenerator/ Whatcha...
Jan 28th
Did you see the lead singer of Soul Possum is on Twitter? @soulpossum
Jan 28th
Convinced/confirmed we don’t have enough gratitude after looking at LIFE photos from...
Jan 28th
cool- LIFE photos on Google Images: http://images.google.com/hosted/life
Jan 28th
SAS-UTA way better game than I anticipated
Jan 28th
and @inboundmarketer wants me to tell everyone she’s a secret cheerleader at home on her wii
Jan 28th
Full day. Worked. Spoke. Ate sushi. Ate cheese. Wrote a funny song. Chatted with girls. Time to read...
Jan 28th
Trying to find the lead singer of soul possum
Jan 27th
I heard he was debuting a new song tonite on #gno but I can’t reach him at his trailer
Jan 27th
RT @katanabarnett When Rt’ing a RT, I RT the original tweeter (keeps the RT short) and follow...
Jan 27th
RT @BarkingDogShoe This is what I consider a niche blog http://catsinsinks.com/
Jan 27th
Ya I asked the audience if they’d ever been covered in guacamole, 18 said yes- I said prove it...
Jan 27th
Hmm my iron just tweeted that it would miss my PPC LOL presentation because it’s too busy...
Jan 27th
10 mins til PPC LOL! http://bit.ly/11hLG
Jan 27th
Just got a tweet from my iron, that it’s still on at home
Jan 27th
Awesome webinar on AdWords and Travel/Hospitality from Google and Compete http://bit.ly/48QJnT click...
Jan 27th
How To Retweet: Format and Convention http://sphinn.com/story/98554
Jan 27th
Unborn baby was youngest Twitter user ever http://bit.ly/ZZZ2 @kickbee
Jan 27th
I’m not mad but I feel like punching something. Weird.
Jan 27th
RT @paulmatson Digital communication methods shouldn’t be a hassle. I actually have a...
Jan 27th
Getting ready to give my free PPC LOL webinar in a few hours
Jan 27th
Free Today at 12pm PST/3pm EST, “PPC LOL: 5 Steps to Optimize PPC and Laugh About It”...
Jan 27th
lol too many communication methods means sometimes you waste time even deciding where to talk with...
Jan 27th
Funny and weird to get receipts from iTunes for download of free iPhone apps.
Jan 27th
Big fat bald guy walking outside without a shirt in 40 degree weather
Jan 27th
5 Critical AdWords Reports for Optimal PPC Optimization http://sphinn.com/story/98386
Jan 27th
Here’s a little bit of Summer to warm you up: http://bit.ly/ur4P
Jan 27th
This must go off ALL THE TIME for some of you: http://bit.ly/lleG
Jan 27th
I’m sending you all this free e-card: http://bit.ly/Z49M Check it out!
Jan 27th
Mmm wish I had some pie. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/Rally/
Jan 27th
Free Tomorrow at 12pm PST, “PPC LOL: 5 Steps to Optimize PPC and Laugh About It”...
Jan 27th
Just LinkedIn with someone who looks a lot like a cat in a sack.
Jan 27th
I have different problems than most people. E.g. I need to get a mullet wig quick!
Jan 26th
killer RT @venglish157: @briancarter don’t forget to break dance right afterward so you can...
Jan 26th
Don’t forget to floss.
Jan 26th
Monster.com security breach, if you didn’t hear: http://bit.ly/IBbUT
Jan 26th
Gmail choking for anybody besides me?
Jan 26th
ok need to crack down now and work on my “PPC LOL” presentation for tomorrow’s...
Jan 26th
How To Retweet: Format and Convention
Jan 26th
cool twitter/SM apps from @benhedrington http://www.retweetradar.com/ and http://spy.appspot.com/
Jan 26th
“How To Retweet: Format and Convention” http://bit.ly/howtoretweet *yeah, please retweet...
Jan 26th
Digital Marketplace: Q1 Not a ‘Nuclear Winter’ Ad net execs say predicted client chaos...
Jan 26th
The 5 Steps of Pay Per Click Optimization FREE funny Webinar w/ @briancarter TOMORROW @ 12:00 PST...
Jan 26th
funny, is there a good basic article on retweet format, or should I write one? noobs are confused.
Jan 26th
Lol going to pick up employee whose car stopped working
Jan 26th
lol this girl likes being duct-taped to walls: http://twitpic.com/172zf
Jan 26th
10 Ways To Increase Your Twitter Followers http://bit.ly/Quul by @kevinrose lol he forgot to mention...
Jan 26th
Funny video about Different Generations Working Better Together http://bit.ly/7Iqf0
Jan 26th
8 OddBall Twitter Apps http://bit.ly/CMcI including package tracking via twitter
Jan 26th
lol seen Sprint’s “Now” Dashboard? http://bit.ly/2zskmY
Jan 26th
Most romantic thing to say to your wife? “If I were going to start a joint bank account with...
Jan 26th
Accidentally spelled youtube: youbutt
Jan 26th
My wife would like to become the first cyborg. That’s what we’re discussing on the...
Jan 26th
I also like this juice: http://tinyurl.com/ccngaf
Jan 26th
wife just named my iPhone phone number “the iHubby”
Jan 26th
You know @chuckobama was inaugurated too, right? http://tinyurl.com/bndadz
Jan 26th
Here’s the proof that I’m an overnight sensation: http://tinyurl.com/ahyaf3
Jan 26th
Often ask myself, “what would I do without my Cellulite Shield???”...
Jan 26th
Just unsub’d from an email list- a guy I’ve phoned with several times- 1.0 email...
Jan 26th
Are you allowed to be in love with a juice? I don’t care, I’ll shout it from the...
Jan 26th
Dang these pesky flakes! Where’s my Selsun Blue?
Jan 26th
SEMpdx Presents The 5 Steps of Pay Per Click Optimization Webinar w/ @briancarter this Tuesday 1/27...
Jan 25th
Although I’m calling my presentation “PPC LOL” this Tuesday 1/27 @ 12:00 PST...
Jan 25th
Digging this new Patrick Swayze show on A&E, The Beast. Not bad.
Jan 25th
Did you guys ever see my “10 Things My Wife and Twitter Have in Common” ?...
Jan 25th
lol RT @DerrickWheeler: @briancarter have you tried honeydo manalytics?
Jan 25th
Trying to design “Wife Analytics” but she’s not compatible with Omniture or Google...
Jan 25th
lol nice RT @GiddiupGirl: @briancarter You really don ‘t want her bringing traffic to the...
Jan 25th
Bit.ly says my avg link is getting about 300 clicks. About 2.5% CTR, not allowing for % of people...
Jan 25th
Wow, 1977 SNL: Richard Pryor as the 40th President of the U.S. http://tinyurl.com/2ljwr3
Jan 25th
Looking for someone who love video AND is a freak about finding new music and telling people about...
Jan 25th
NEWS FLASH! NBA GM’s continue to be surprised that firing coach does not make team better.
Jan 25th
RT @jessicaknows: what do @danzarrella @northernchick @sugarjones @aronado @briancarter @eunice007...
Jan 25th
RT @dearmansoor How Hosting Companies Scam Bloggers http://bit.ly/GJ2k
Jan 25th
Enjoying some Fear Factory, remind me of Killing Joke.
Jan 25th
Gov’t source reveals: CERN Hadron Collider was paused because, worldwide, people’s socks...
Jan 24th
Ironing my kilt. Very exciting day ahead tomorrow.
Jan 24th
Warriors giving the Cavs some serious problems. So exciting when GSW plays well. Love Monte Ellis.
Jan 24th
Vertical-Specific Experience Schmertical Schmecific Schmexperience http://sphinn.com/story/97958
Jan 24th
When I listen to an album, I skip the band’s most popular song. When I listen to Pandora, I...
Jan 24th
Weird. Now that I have an iPhone, I am 30% more excited about Obama.
Jan 24th
wow itunes 8 sounds like nothing but trouble- but you have to use it to use the iphone?
Jan 24th
iphone users: do you agree twitterfon is the best iphone twitter app?
Jan 24th
I am now an iphony lol
Jan 24th
Wanna be friends on Facebook? http://tinyurl.com/5w2dan Me too!
Jan 23rd
guess i’ll go get my iphone today
Jan 23rd
I like my women like I like my iphones: colorful, fun, and touch-sensitive
Jan 23rd
It’s time for… PEPTIDE OF THE DAY! http://tinyurl.com/c46cpt
Jan 23rd
nsfw: Regular Everyday Guy rap song: http://tinyurl.com/2954gh
Jan 23rd
Oooh, animal riddles from @mandaotto http://tinyurl.com/ahc7nj
Jan 23rd
Our two agencies are fighting it out with a 1 lb burger eating contest
Jan 23rd
Trying to understand adcause as a twitterer, totally don’t get it
Jan 23rd
nice lol RT @mbgeek Our PPC CTR and ~CPM is A-OK. But my ROI is MIA. WTF?
Jan 23rd
We may be at SXSW for our new webvideo show. Anyone going and want to be interviewed? Publicize...
Jan 23rd
One of my padawans is now struggling to digest 1 lb of burger lol
Jan 23rd
Post from @JessicaKnows about Adcause http://twurl.nl/k10wh5 - curious what you think about it
Jan 23rd
I think in the South they call the “smart” car the “rotflmao” car
Jan 23rd
Wow, almost everyone says animated gif avatars are annoying, some say unfollow-level annoying....
Jan 23rd
Whatchoo think about animated avatars? Annoying? Too annoying? Unfollow-level annoying?
Jan 23rd
I used to think answers on twitter would make good blog posts- now I just tweet about it and move...
Jan 23rd
Burn notice now
Jan 23rd
beatboxing flute super mario brothers theme http://tinyurl.com/2fnjkp
Jan 23rd
wow RT @AaronSkwarcan Super Mario Bro’s on tesla! http://tinyurl.com/2oqwkr amazing
Jan 23rd
Wanna hear something funny? I rank very highly on Google searches for “sexy Pakistani...
Jan 23rd
For a very small fee, I can teach you how to make money on Twitter asking for very small fees.
Jan 23rd
I’m really good in bed. But really evil outside of it.
Jan 23rd
If you don’t reply to this you owe me $5.
Jan 23rd
Got ok from my co to get an iphone but don’t want to deal with best buy, lol
Jan 23rd
and this is all proof that a lot of people just wanna have a little bit of fun every so often
Jan 23rd
Interest is not very… interesting
Jan 22nd
Burn Notice tonight! http://www.usanetwork.com/series/burnnotice/
Jan 22nd
Don’t like cars with brake lights that blink- unnecessary and distract me from texting while...
Jan 22nd
Interview with an SEO Maverick, and hilarious guy: http://bit.ly/uZPp
Jan 22nd
Yoda and how to predict pay per click ROAS (return on ad spend): http://bit.ly/toqy
Jan 22nd
WHOA. My PPC padawan @joshwilliams85 just showed me an ad that got 15,000% ROAS while others got...
Jan 22nd
PPC: Is Vertical-Specific Experience Really Necessary? http://sphinn.com/story/97958
Jan 22nd
MUSIC: Liking the All American Rejects a lot.
Jan 22nd
lol people love @chuckobama: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=@chuckobama
Jan 22nd
Definitely think I was doing spinning class wrong cuz I got really freakin dizzy
Jan 22nd
Just getting back from jazzercise
Jan 22nd
AHA I knew he had a brogue and a kilt, evidently also a croissant RT @chrisbrogan - me too. 50%...
Jan 22nd
Sometimes you have to just put your head in your hands and ask WHY? WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT?
Jan 22nd
lol funny animated video about Thomas Edison’s neighbor http://tinyurl.com/djpo7w
Jan 22nd
Edison tried thousands of times before inventing the lightbulb- his real motivation?...
Jan 22nd
Lincoln’s failures before success: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/lincoln.asp
Jan 22nd
lol expecting some funny from @MockRedneck
Jan 22nd
Meditation for the moment: how many times do you have to fail before you succeed?
Jan 22nd
New http://www.whitehouse.gov/ design
Jan 22nd
All NEW Burn Notice tomorrow???
Jan 22nd
Google says: it’s ok. we will now assume control. it won’t hurt. much.
Jan 22nd
YOW Eddie House 6 three pointers in the second quarter!
Jan 22nd
Other optional car names when cool cities are used up: the Suzuki Scranton or the Dodge Decatur
Jan 22nd
lol guy on FB (Ron) suggests the Honda Bahgdad Hybrid
Jan 22nd
lmao RT @MuellerRealtor @briancarter The Chevy Chinchilla
Jan 22nd
lmao THAT would be an exciting vehicle RT @Bradinator @briancarter I could go for a Toyota Toledo
Jan 22nd
lol RT @dmburrows @briancarter I know I want a Lexus Lemur!
Jan 22nd
or they could run out of animals like the Ford Mustang, end up with the Ford Wombat, the Acura...
Jan 22nd
do NOT feel well. think i am suffering from BuffaloSnackeritis.
Jan 22nd
Eventually they’re going to run out of places to name cars after.
Jan 22nd
Google says: YaWHO?
Jan 21st
Google says: Don’t forget to floss! And 4 out of 5 billion dentists prefer Google.
Jan 21st
Does @AnnEvanston have the best legs in social media? Quite possibly.
Jan 21st
Just got done talking SEO to our web designers and developers. Good stuff. Not easy, but good to get...
Jan 21st
Google says: everything Google says is important. lol
Jan 21st
Viral: Ideas Do Not Spread (Just) Because They Are Good http://bit.ly/OmC1 by @danzarrella
Jan 21st
Watch
Special GNO Punk Rock Song (MILTs)
Jan 21st
Who was caught cheating in the Shorty Awards? http://tinyurl.com/a8zdw7
Jan 20th
If you’re a scientist, really bad fashion reinforces your expertise. lol (watching a TED...
Jan 20th
Brian’s pantsuit: @sarahjbray interviews @briancarter on MaTweeps today. :)...
Jan 20th