Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker

2009

2008

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April
March
February
January
Oh, false alarm- looks like you can book TI on hotels.com
Oct 1st
Any tips on an alternate hotel for pubcon? Wynn? Mirage? Venetian?
Oct 1st
Dagonnit, the pubcon hotel is sold out…?
Oct 1st
Ok @usairways, WHY do I have to pay extra for a “choice seat” just to get a seat?...
Oct 1st
Social Web Analytics ebook (pdf) http://zi.ma/0e113
Oct 1st
“Lazy Eye” from Silversun Pickups, cool combo of sounds of Smashing Pumpkins and My...
Oct 1st
Weird… @martinbowling is violet now.
Oct 1st
Eatin in the sun near the ocean…
Oct 1st
Live version of a cool song “Alex Eiffel” from The Pixies, an indie/punk band from the...
Oct 1st
Debating driving to Converge South- 4 hour drive vs. the flight and time before and after…...
Oct 1st
RT @julien blowing my mind with “if you watch anything today, make it this video. you can...
Oct 1st
Congrats @bigmarketing on your 1,000!
Oct 1st
How not to be a jerk on Twitter “1,000 Twitter Followers: Lessons I’ve Learned”...
Oct 1st
Ever have the feeling you’re missing something big happening, you don’t know what, you...
Oct 1st
Hey @Web_Guy nice ta meetcha :-)
Sep 30th
And… i’m… out. Late on East Coast. :-)
Sep 30th
Ok weird, @stacybrice, I can’t dm you back because you unfollowed?
Sep 30th
Thanks @stacybrice! You have a very impressive wikipedia entry:...
Sep 30th
The funnest part of that blog post is me trying to pronounce the word I made up:...
Sep 30th
“1,000 Twitter Followers: Lessons I’ve Learned” http://zi.ma/1000twitterfollowers...
Sep 30th
“Twitter is a party, not a podium. I’m not a snob. Cliques suck.”...
Sep 30th
Check out this guy: @bigmarketing. Evidently he’s really tall or something.
Sep 30th
Ok funny. I made up a new word and I can’t pronounce it, so I made a video of that.
Sep 30th
RT: @slamonline @mikepy87 solidifies it - the OKC *THUNDER* just unveiled the *worst* uniforms in...
Sep 30th
RT: @Myagito From Bloomberg: “Bringing Down Wall Street as Ratings Let Loose Subprime Scourge...
Sep 30th
RT @brentnau “Nice to see B2B projected to spend 13-18% more in internet marketing spending in...
Sep 30th
Writing a blog post about how I got 1,000 Twitter followers and what I learned, what I hope I...
Sep 30th
1,000 Twitter Followers: Lessons I've Learned
Sep 30th
Warch Watch
Workaholitwitticity (Twitterholic)
Sep 30th
Luke Walton blog. http://tinyurl.com/3r59hc Hope I get to meet his dad in person sometime.
Sep 29th
Good article from @Roxyyo about spinning off new email lists from existing ones: http://zi.ma/1f4e7b
Sep 29th
Thanks @doshdosh very interesting article about bailout from Harvard prof: http://tinyurl.com/4qrxvh
Sep 29th
Mmmm sushi.
Sep 29th
“It’s understandable optimizers want to do SEO optimally every time. But take the bigger...
Sep 29th
Hmm how do you productify seo, when every client has different needs?
Sep 29th
Going to verify PPC click estimates in AdWords- previous research showed big multiplier diff in...
Sep 29th
Weird, @replies tab still doesn’t show all my @replies, have to use search.twitter.com still.
Sep 29th
I have a unique, memorable outgoing voicemail message- wondering if I should share my phone number...
Sep 29th
“The most important thing in SEO is…” http://sphinn.com/story/75719
Sep 29th
Just watched new Brian Regan, very funny “epitome of hyperbole”
Sep 29th
Suddenly tired of trying to be cute in tweets. Can I stop being cute? Even if I try? If I end the...
Sep 29th
Wow just finished 7 hours of SEO and PPC training.
Sep 29th
I just left a humorous one for the wife. I think that’s allowed.
Sep 29th
New post: “SEO Is Not For Rankings, Traffic Or Conversions”...
Sep 29th
Remember those dirty phone calls ppl use to get? Heavy breathing and such? Does that happen anymore...
Sep 29th
Thinking the fact that both my SEO/PPC employees have beards and so does @randfish maybe I can...
Sep 29th
Oof, too many olives.
Sep 29th
Yes @BlakesDesigns, “Ukelele Hero” comes with a cheap plastic ukelele, a grass skirt,...
Sep 29th
Working on programming my new video game: Ukelele Hero
Sep 29th
Seriously though, that is not a meme we want to repeat.
Sep 28th
Can anybody explain why in the address bar of firefox, my most frequently used ones are AT THE...
Sep 28th
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Sep 28th
Fortunately for @MartinBowling, there are no results for this google search: http://zi.ma/683096
Sep 28th
You need analytics even when things are going well, so you know exactly what’s working!
Sep 28th
This is hilarious! RT:@utahseopro to @brianchappell “i’m constantly multivariate testing...
Sep 28th
Risking looking stupid. Uploading a video of me dancing.
Sep 28th
I forgot to mention it was funny.
Sep 28th
Check out this video of Garrison Wynn about generational differences at work:...
Sep 28th
Trying to absorb that Garrison Wynn helped me put together about 1/3rd of an AWESOME keynote...
Sep 28th
Why are brightkiters so obsessed with photos of their food? Amateur food photography OFTEN looks...
Sep 28th
“Let’s Go Crazy” I remember when Prince came out, we were like “Who IS this...
Sep 28th
Who has the best, most up to date picture of internet marketing using ALL components as a system?
Sep 28th
If “In a Big Country” doesn’t make you raise your fist, you didn’t grow up...
Sep 28th
“Ah Leah”, a rockin song from 1981, undeservedly obscure. Still think it’s cool-...
Sep 28th
The ominous cool of “Eminence Front” by the Who. Love it, though you can hear the early...
Sep 28th
The absolutely beautiful “Faust Arp” from Radiohead, reminds me of the stranger...
Sep 28th
Paul Oakenfold remixes Radiohead’s “Everything In Its Right Place”- nice, nice,...
Sep 28th
Not sure why, but U2’s “Red Hill Mining Town” always gets me. ♫...
Sep 28th
It’s almost the month of the Great Pumpkin, is it too early to dust off the Vince Guaraldi and...
Sep 28th
One of Michael Hedges’ more mellow tunes… “Dream Beach” - one of the most...
Sep 28th
Too bad, can’t find the Abbey Road medley on blip.fm; that’s the best part.
Sep 28th
What I think is amazing about “Hey Jude” is that four of its seven minutes are an...
Sep 28th
Hmm ok BLIP it’s annoying that I can’t see if the mps is as long as it’s supposed...
Sep 28th
A more recent Beatles-esque-ity, “Roxy” by Supergrass. ♫ http://blip.fm/~akvc
Sep 28th
Sunday always seems like a good day for The Beatles… one of my top ten Beatles faves:...
Sep 28th
So when was Tina Fey on? Do I have to watch the whole show? Not gonna.
Sep 28th
People have had to go to therapy because of this song. Don’t listen to it. ♫...
Sep 28th
This song, amazingly, has two different brain-destroying melodies. Listen at your own peril. ♫...
Sep 28th
Some consider this to be the number one classic rock song of all time. But there’s a lot of...
Sep 28th
A recent shot from one of my photo shoots- that’s me, using my stage name, “Fabio”...
Sep 28th
30 days til NBA season starts.
Sep 28th
One of those songs without which the 80’s would not have been the 80’s,...
Sep 28th
Quintessential cool from noise merchants Sonic Youth: “100 Percent” ♫...
Sep 28th
Finishing a delightful round of “hit the watercooler from across the office with a nerf...
Sep 28th
Also known as “come dangerously close to breaking something expensive in the office”....
Sep 28th
Wondering why I haven’t gotten any calls back about my career as a model for romance novel...
Sep 28th
Do not listen to this song- your brain could explode. You could be useless for days. ♫...
Sep 27th
WHY did I never think to make a @pandora_radio station for Europe before? This could change my life.
Sep 27th
Making funny.
Sep 27th
“A Trip to Cosmic Ecstasy” http://cli.gs/29ELrL My 10 funny answers to...
Sep 27th
S.C. Chapman really knows how to rock out in that Collective Soul studio-rock fashion… even...
Sep 27th
Working on funny bits and stories to use in my biz/conference speaking gigs- could use some feedback...
Sep 27th
The nice, funny way to handle a heckler- some of my clean stand-up comedy: http://cli.gs/BWrb3M
Sep 27th
LOL looks like @oilman is (retweet) “druiuuuuuuuuuuumnk”
Sep 27th
Wow, many different poll results “Among independents, McCain won by 43 to 34 percent.”...
Sep 27th
Here’s the Forbes fact checking, in case you think the AP skews left- some people do-...
Sep 27th
CBS poll of *uncommitted voters* : 40% thought Barack Obama was the winner. 22% percent thought...
Sep 27th
Amazing how neither candidate could get their facts straight: Yahoo #debate08 facts checked:...
Sep 27th
It’s weird when people tweet that only one candidate appeared frustrated by the other. Both...
Sep 27th
RT @emom Thank You Yahoo for publicizing these fact check stories on the candidates. #debate08 facts...
Sep 27th
Seemed to me a number of times Obama was frustrated by McCain’s statements, but did good job...
Sep 27th
They disagreed about so many assertions about each other’s positions and records, we need...
Sep 27th
It is amazing what people project on this debate. So many people already decided, seeing affirmation...
Sep 27th
McCain appeared to have prepared for debate to make certain points against Obama, Obama did not...
Sep 27th
Most tweets about debate that try to be cute end up being uselessly partisan.
Sep 27th
Or maybe it was too much popcorn.
Sep 27th
Both candidates failed by not making a single @chucknorrisjoke
Sep 27th
Wow the volume of opinion on the debates makes me nauseous. LOL
Sep 27th
One of my fave Public Enemy tracks: “War at 33 1/3”… Try NOT to groove out to...
Sep 27th
I’d say it was a crime they didn’t use Blue Oyster Cult’s 1977 classic...
Sep 27th
Clear the air with “London Calling” by The Clash- one of the coolest rock song intros...
Sep 27th
Nice, @jpostman I’m not ashamed to admit I had a crush on Susanna Hoffs when I was a teenager....
Sep 27th
The End Title from Blade Runner- remember the first time you heard this after seeing the movie the...
Sep 27th
Indie wall of sound rock, one of the coolest ever, My Blood Valentine/Sonic Youth fans will...
Sep 27th
“Cuts You Up”, the 1990 Bowie-esque modern rock hit. In the video Peter Murphy runs...
Sep 27th
Most sonically unique Velvet Underground song? “Venus in Furs” Shiny shiny boots of...
Sep 27th
An 80’s anthem; wait for it… it peaks in the chorus… “I Still Believe”...
Sep 27th
I honestly believe INXS’ “Don’t Change” is one of the best songs of the...
Sep 27th
Very obscure 80’s song but WAY worth checking out… “I Want You Back” by the...
Sep 26th
Mitch Hedberg discusses what would happen if “Sesame Seeds” ceased to exist. Warning:...
Sep 26th
On the flip side, here’s one of the weirdest Peter Gabriels ever, “Intruder” with...
Sep 26th
Probably the saddest Peter Gabriel song ever, “Here Comes the Flood”. Original with...
Sep 26th
Funniest working comedian today- Brian Regan- “Donut Lady” LIVE, listen he orders a...
Sep 26th
A classic old Chili Peppers song you’ve probably never heard… “Behind the...
Sep 26th
Hiring…
Sep 26th
Meanwhile, my SEO/PPC/social media padawan @joshwilliams85 is lonely with 66 followers. Probably...
Sep 26th
1000 followers! So now if I shrink my following down to 150, I’ll look SO important! ;-)
Sep 26th
retwt @joshuasci tells the WHOLE story of @MartinBowling and Zima here: http://zi.ma/930af AND...
Sep 26th
Ok this one is way better http://puzzles.usatoday.com/
Sep 26th
Play crosswords online: http://zi.ma/b41fa8 Anyone have any other free online crossword sites?
Sep 26th
Wow @loribourne that Magnum Mysterium reminds me of Morricone’s Mission soundtrack:...
Sep 26th
Aha, so here’s the @martinbowling zima story from @joshuasci via Martin’s fantabulous...
Sep 26th
Autumn chill has hit myrtle beach- definitely off-season today!
Sep 25th
Hey, @NancyMarmolejo and I are both soooooo close to 1,000 followers. I don’t drink champagne,...
Sep 25th
Just finished gathering 10 minutes of my funniest jokes and stories… happy about that. :-)
Sep 25th
“Cut Your Hair,” one of the more accessible songs from Indie legends: **Pavement** ♫...
Sep 25th
Cool tune… classic Jazz Fusion: “Teen Town” Weather Report with Jaco Pastorius,...
Sep 24th
Here’s one way I find guest posting opportunities: http://cli.gs/hGrmQJ
Sep 24th
Just realized may seem like I’m spamming links a bit, but single tweets can be found- people...
Sep 24th
Put the rss feed for the “guest posting” blog search in your feed reader or...
Sep 24th
Woohoo! I love blip props! @danalookadoo Thanks!
Sep 24th
Why am I listening to that at half past midnight on a work night? :-\
Sep 24th
Who’s Zidane? This head butt video is hilarious http://cli.gs/y02g5z
Sep 24th
Interesting- http://cli.gs/8n2E1B we Americans are slow with the soccer news… :-)
Sep 24th
Need to turn this @brentdpayne chat into a blog post, some cool stuff we talked about that the...
Sep 24th
Retwt @graywolf completely gross facebook ad YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED http://cli.gs/H2g15J it’s...
Sep 24th
Funny, of the 30 cligs I’ve created so far, most popular were 1. about cligs...
Sep 24th
Funny I forgot I was ever on grokdotcom. http://cli.gs/nyt4d1 Crazy. Forgive the self...
Sep 24th
Corporate flag football time- watch out, I’m huge.
Sep 24th
Killer chat with @brentdpayne, now that’s a cool guy.
Sep 23rd
Ditto, Matt :-) and retweet @davidmihm @mattmcgee happy early birthday!!
Sep 23rd
Never tail-gate a van; could be a serial killer.
Sep 23rd
Ooh typo on hulu about Chuck- “chuch”
Sep 23rd
Ahh, I am a Bruce Campbell fan now. This Burn Notice interview is funny, especially if you know Evil...
Sep 23rd
Mmm spicy, salty, sweet- I love sushi, this one had three of the five flavors- four if you count...
Sep 23rd
The irony, after recently saying no one should say “rinse and repeat” in a list post...
Sep 23rd
Of COURSE I go and overwork my first day back in the office.
Sep 22nd
Been a while since I listened to Faith No More, never heard this song “Evidence” from...
Sep 22nd
Dang it what’s that instrumental song every NBA and NFL arena plays when their team is...
Sep 22nd
Hmm need to write a blog post about SEO strategies and goals- something I made a mistake about for a...
Sep 22nd
Mixed feelings: ORM leads corp twitterers to follow me even if I said something bad about them-...
Sep 22nd
Google Zeitgeist video retweet from @zappos http://cli.gs/MUsvGh Ya, glad I waited- totally in awe...
Sep 22nd
1.5 months w/ Tweet Pro: it’s worth it. Easily find relevant contacts. Good support....
Sep 22nd
Problem with celebrities on Twitter, how do you know it’s real profile? E.g. @TinaFey? Need...
Sep 22nd
Tempted to catch up with nfl, but also wary the nba and league pass are imminent- must work
Sep 22nd
Back in Myrtle. Overcast after 2 weeks of San Diego sunshine. Odd to be back, sad to leave the wife....
Sep 22nd
Wow @jowyang in flight wifi would be incredible :-)
Sep 21st
Clt layover- bit sprinkly here, oh: consultants commiserating about clients
Sep 21st
100 pct juice is awesome- remember when it was all low pct juice?
Sep 21st
At SAN ready to fly back East. Ready? Well… I’m here.
Sep 21st
Ever done a full vision, goals, priorities and strategy with spouse for your marriage/life? Lot of...
Sep 21st
Hanging out at chili’s, our neighborhood grill.
Sep 20th
The pseudo-rednecks in santee no longer faze me, I’ve been to the real South! :-)
Sep 20th
I never noticed the attitude in san diego- but there’s a really quiet passive aggressiveness...
Sep 20th
Ok that was redundant.
Sep 20th
I was guilty of taking some of that socal attitude to south carolina- thought it made me cooler- it...
Sep 20th
Minus the Bear’s guitar awesomeness reminds me a bit of Built to Spill but dang more...
Sep 20th
Perhaps I will infinitely approach 1000 like an asymptote and never quite reach it.
Sep 20th
I second that @harith @lyndoman is right, in-house doesn’t mean less expert. Just as easy to...
Sep 20th
Dang the closer I get to 1000 followers the slower it seems to go.
Sep 20th
retwt: @chucknorrisjoke The universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked nothingness in the...
Sep 20th
Freakin cool guitar sound + mod 80’s-ish sound from Bloc Party ♫ http://blip.fm/~89ev
Sep 20th
You’ve heard the Nirvana cover, but have you heard the original? ♫ http://blip.fm/~899z
Sep 20th
Ate dessert before dinner, expecting imminent sugar crash.
Sep 20th
Hmm I’m slow on getting to this, but I thought the second Gates/Seinfeld ad had some good...
Sep 20th
Oh wow wait I just realized, the way I said it… dang it. @jeremyluebke @stefsull Whoops.
Sep 20th
NBA champion Celtics at White House: http://tinyurl.com/3su3ju
Sep 20th
LMAO @jeremyluebke @stefsull
Sep 20th
I eat so much dairy I think someone should just strap a cow to my face.
Sep 20th
“Outrageous Minimum Bids: New AdWords Quality Score in Action” http://cli.gs/4r3Gpz...
Sep 20th
Contrary to fear Google wanted to raise click revenue, this argues they want to increase quality...
Sep 20th
Clients may not understand “semantic niche”- can I call it a “word...
Sep 20th
Ok, anybody got any genius ideas or processes for book bestseller-making?
Sep 20th
Ugh I absolutely hate movable type. It messes with my pictures, puts in weird characters… what...
Sep 20th
NICE we just landed a huge interesting social media client in the alcoholic beverage industry!!!
Sep 20th
gmail being weird with me, sometimes requires captcha, then says acct disabled, then works???
Sep 20th
Oh, I forgot about this U2 cover of Frank Sinatra- pretty eerie, cool, weird… ♫...
Sep 19th
Really digging this band I just found on @pandora_radio, “Minus the Bear”
Sep 19th
Thinking the stats on mobile should impress me more than they do- when it hits critical mass in US,...
Sep 19th
Wow, searching Google for internet facts/stats is useless. But www.slideshare.net presentations are...
Sep 19th
K I think these minus the bear guys have listened to robert fripp.
Sep 19th
Wow, minus the bear is my new favorite band. Arpeggiation heaven, plus.
Sep 19th
Weird @pandora_radio on chrome semi-unfunctional due to pop-ups? “Blocked Pop-Up” says...
Sep 19th
This was my favorite song for about three years… Bowie, Fripp… ♫ http://blip.fm/~86d5
Sep 19th
annoying, dominos is playing music on a vm to me
Sep 19th
I picture @gapingvoid @stoweboyd @jeremywright @scobleizer sitting together each focused on their...
Sep 19th
Weird clouds east of san diego - http://snaptweet.com/725c5
Sep 19th
Anybody got a link to % website referral sources: natural vs paid vs typed, bookmarked, etc.? On avg...
Sep 19th
Working on SEO education materials for our agency account managers.
Sep 19th
Don’t listen to this unless you’re mad. LOL- pretty hardcore. ♫ http://blip.fm/~868y
Sep 19th
Testing www.snaptweet.com
Sep 19th
First time I heard was driving away from Mt Whitney (and defeated by altitude) toward a 10 mile wide...
Sep 19th
This album is really good for… um… certain romantic moments. ♫ http://blip.fm/~85zk
Sep 19th
Does anyone autopost their flickr uploads? With www.snaptweet.com? Or something else?
Sep 19th
Hmm so friendfeed.com doesn’t support blip.fm? And blip.fm doesn’t have rss for my blip...
Sep 19th
Need a new @chucknorrisjoke ? Mostly new ones there, a few funny old ones, all Chuck Norris...
Sep 19th
Great post from @mattmcgee “8 Directory Submission Red Flags”: http://cli.gs/rn4AZN
Sep 19th
Hmm dashes between the tweets looks like search.twitter.com formerly summize. I DO like the palletes...
Sep 19th
Retwt @jowyang BusinessWeek has a story on CEOs that Twitter, including SUN, O’Reilly, Zappos,...
Sep 19th
You’d think Twitter would do a poll, or maybe some MVT on this redesign… yikes. Was it...
Sep 19th
Hmm most people LIKE the new twitter design (see http://cli.gs/Qz5VzM). My first reactions were...
Sep 19th
Thanks for article link @jowyang, I like @timoreilly quoting William Gibson: ‘The future is...
Sep 18th
Aha, well put! retwt @MarkYturralde “Social means being social”… in...
Sep 18th
ahh, so how long has it been like that? I thought you had to put http:// to get a hyperlink in a...
Sep 18th
Hmm testing if you need a www to get a link in a tweet? briancarteryeah.com vs...
Sep 18th
Cool stuff our AdWords team at Google sent us (Rubik’s Cube, Yo-yo and more), pic:...
Sep 18th
US Post Office sent me a shirt in their new EnviroMAIList campaign, picture here:...
Sep 18th
I’ve considered cutting my following way down but I also think it’s respectful to listen...
Sep 18th
Seems some use twitter following like blog rss subscribing- others network 1:1- exclusive vs...
Sep 18th
How many of you think twitterers with 1000+ followers who only follow a few hundred are snobs? Or...
Sep 18th
That’s horrible @slamonline, feelin’ for ya. I still have my baseball cards from the...
Sep 18th
So common for band websites to play you music, assuming you’re not already listening to some,...
Sep 18th
Passing marine humvees
Sep 18th
This Norwegian guy has the coolest name in history: http://cli.gs/B8YM2B
Sep 18th
I could only take 7 minutes of new Knight Rider. Unbelievability level sky high when KITT jumped...
Sep 18th
In case ya didn’t know, my purely comedic twitter account is @standupcomedy. Only jokes, less...
Sep 18th
Can anyone recommend a group document collaboration tool? Is huddle.net good? Looks good....
Sep 17th
Thinking I should send @chriswinfield a fruit basket for me being a dork yesterday.
Sep 17th
Installing lots of cool wp plugins, thanks to @graywolf’s awesome post: http://cli.gs/V8p0g6
Sep 17th
Wow can set up WP in just 19 minutes and most of that was the file upload.
Sep 17th
The kitties hate my zombie sound.
Sep 17th
Hey just discovered I’m suddenly #11 for “funny keynote speaker”...
Sep 17th
I never know which cpanel theme to pick. Never spend enough time in it.
Sep 17th
Chillin with steely dan, babylon sister
Sep 17th
Yikes having to pay for all my red bull… No fun.
Sep 17th
Think I’ll wear my spiffy new en*vi*ron*MAIL*ist T-shirt, courtesy of the US Post Office and...
Sep 17th
On second thought, Santee is a bit redneck- I don’t want to get beat up while buying milk.
Sep 17th
Dang it, @travelgirl521 you’re right, milk is so missing from my life right now. I must get...
Sep 17th
Walkin de dogz
Sep 17th
Other nights I did tai chi mosey da dogz
Sep 17th
Runnin da dogz huff puff
Sep 17th
Hmm @lorenbaker mentioned the Robert Goulet superbowl meme, so maybe I will like him.
Sep 17th
Hmm @davesynder I’m only good at authentic ass kissing. I guess if I like @lorenbaker...
Sep 17th
Wow, any email list (that I didn’t or don’t recall sub’ing to) that requires me to...
Sep 17th
And that’s my indication I’ve been online too long LOL
Sep 17th
NPR talking about twitter and customer service, comcast
Sep 17th
So how do I get to write on SEJ or SEL?
Sep 17th
Wow, a contest to win ScarySEO conference registration, hotel, bar tab, SEOmoz training, and more!...
Sep 16th
Looking back at old jokes I wrote for standup- I have about 150 single space pages and a...
Sep 16th
Ya, @learnseo ping.fm was way easier to set up, etc. Better usability than hellotxt.
Sep 16th
I can’t get enough of this url shortening analytics service: http://cli.gs/TuJdg7 interesting...
Sep 16th
Now testing ping.fm…. Might as well add a link- “More than you’d ever want to know...
Sep 16th
I can’t get enough of this url shortening analytics service:http://cli.gs/TuJdg7 interesting...
Sep 16th
Google graduates audio indexing of youtube videos (so you can search what people say) to Labs:...
Sep 16th
I always knew on a pre-conscious level that @wingnut was Lord of Awesome. Find out more:...
Sep 16th
Hmm I didn’t know Aaron Wall had a keyword research/idea book with WordTracker…...
Sep 16th
Testing hellotxt now…
Sep 16th
I think I once told someone that caring about passing 1,000 followers was dumb… I keep...
Sep 16th
Cool discussion about Twitter usage and your productivity on @davesnyder’s “Week Away...
Sep 16th
Ok, Motorola site sucks for getting driver downloads for this cable modem… model exists in one...
Sep 16th
Hmm these social networks for Twitter baffle me- social networks for a social network?
Sep 16th
Ever write so much at once you start over-editing everything?
Sep 16th
Aren’t they all instant classics? Or do I just happen to watch the right 2 or 3 football games...
Sep 16th
That guy wow
Sep 16th
Watching cowboys um slip up
Sep 16th
Is there anything more annoying than an unwelcome smell of unknown origin? And no I’m not...
Sep 16th
Trying to get arms around my pubcon presentation http://tinyurl.com/5klnnl - researching
Sep 16th
Resonating with audience, good. Reasonating, bad. Latter = trying to persuade with intellect only.
Sep 16th
Mmmm just offered steak, football and cigars- suddenly working highly efficiently to get to Monday...
Sep 15th
Dang it Sphinn why are there so many interesting articles I have to read??
Sep 15th
Almost all caught up with the Burn Notices- what a killer show.
Sep 15th
Just remembered I once dealt with loud music neighbor across street by blasting blast Neil Diamond...
Sep 15th
Trying amarin thai in hillcrest, san diego…
Sep 15th
Santee neighbors can be so rude, actually kind of peaceful when the Chargers lose- not very...
Sep 15th
Wow Houston is so bad, @gingerwynn had to go to another city HOURS away. Haven’t checked to...
Sep 15th
Awesome- siesta key is beautiful- we get to go there in October http://tinyurl.com/6mojga
Sep 15th
Skeedaddling out to look for interesting food with the wife.
Sep 15th
Am I missing something or do you have to register for every ning network- surprised there’s...
Sep 14th
Or six-pac… the sexier pac.
Sep 14th
Palin-Hilary is instant SNL classic. Best SNL moment in a while.
Sep 14th
If I were a rapper I’d be three-pac. 50 percent more pac.
Sep 14th
Thinking a really bad nickname for a guy to have would be “Nano Pants”
Sep 14th
Thanks for the follow!
Sep 14th
Think Relient K is my new favorite band.
Sep 14th
my wife is playing james taylor- it’s like kryptonite for testosterone- i feel it all slipping...
Sep 14th
Brad Pitt is a surprisingly gifted comedian- he plays 20 points below his IQ really well.
Sep 14th
Going to catch up on recorded burn notice marathon and the new episode this wknd… Burn After...
Sep 14th
Optimization/Maximization Knol
Sep 13th
I know thinking that Mae rocks makes me a nerd. I already knew that....
Sep 13th
I’m opposed to italian restaurants playing more connick jr than sinatra
Sep 13th