Twitter-Networking with Mass Media...
Aug 1st
“Twitter-Networking with Mass Media Influencers” http://tinyurl.com/twitter-mass-media
Aug 1st
FYI I’m making fun of twitterers with my new profile, @standupcomedy. If you’re...
Jul 31st
SMX Local presentation: “5 Powerful Local SEM Tactics”...
Jul 31st
Google maps WALKING directions. It would take me 38 days to WALK to see my wife in San Diego:...
Jul 31st
3 days ago I ate in one of san fran’s best restaurants- today I’m at a denny’s in...
Jul 31st
Warning: Controverial! My SMX Local presentation: “5 Powerful Local SEM Tactics”...
Jul 31st
Landing in *prop* plane in myrtle ;-) slightly adventurous.
Jul 30th
Airline travel is a regular exam to see how much tolerance, patience and mercy you’ve acquired...
Jul 30th
Myrtle Beach smells good :-) going to miss san fran, tho, what a city!
Jul 30th
Got sushi, going home to read me some spy novel!
Jul 30th
Wow culture shock from sfo to atl, everyone in atl stares and seems pissed off in comparison to...
Jul 30th
Awesome, we’ll be kayaking at the SEOmoz expert seminar! Coolness!
Jul 30th
Landing at ATL, hot here! 90 degrees or so
Jul 30th
Really should not have given into the cigar temptation, now have to decisively confront nicotine...
Jul 30th
Sfo slowest airport security I’ve seen
Jul 30th
Learning new ways to avoid the annoying people in the airport ;-)
Jul 30th
Waiting for this 767 to turn on the a/c… :-)
Jul 30th
Trying out the boulevard restaurant on mission, we’re making this our anniversary dinner...
Jul 30th
Watch
Hilarious Comedy Jokes (with Azziz)
Jul 24th
Get Google Rankings from Twitter, TinyURL,...
Jul 24th
And here it is: http://tinyurl.com/giraffemonkeyducks
Jul 23rd
Going to do a little test about “giraffe monkey ducks”
Jul 23rd
Question for you for new blog post: Have you made valuable contacts in related jobs to yours on...
Jul 23rd
Funny, saw a tweet: someone looking for a “copwriter”- clearly she REALLY needed a...
Jul 23rd
http://twitter.com/chucknorrisjoke
Jul 23rd
By the way, we finally made it official: we’re a Google AdWords qualified COMPANY!!!...
Jul 23rd
Well shoot I get in to SF early tomorrow for SMX Local, by 1pm- anybody wants to kill some time, let...
Jul 23rd
But I’m timid, @davesnyder … won’t http://www.ScarySEO.com/ be too scary for me???
Jul 23rd
New friendfeed room for clean comedy: http://tinyurl.com/cleancomedy
Jul 23rd
What’s amazing to me is how successful Digg is with such horrible categories. There’s no...
Jul 23rd
Have you heard about the Scary SEO conference/workshop in October?? http://www.scaryseo.com/
Jul 23rd
Ya @martinbowling I think Digg categories might have been ok when it was small and only geeks, but...
Jul 23rd
Humidity- sometimes it looks like it’s raining but it’s just haze- sunglasses fog...
Jul 21st
Sphinn anyone? :-) “Get Google Rankings for Your Persona on 27 Social Media Websites”...
Jul 21st
Humorous: our online marketing news parody video is #1 on google for “call tracking...
Jul 21st
Shamelessly pimping http://sphinn.com/story.php?id=60214
Jul 21st
“Get Google Rankings for Your Persona on 27 Social Media Websites”...
Jul 21st
Get Google Rankings for Your Persona on 27 Social Media Websites http://hellotxt.com/l/61Mx
Jul 20th
Get Google Rankings for Your Persona on 27...
Jul 20th
As part of blog post: http://tinyurl.com/funnymarketingvideo
Jul 19th
and don’t miss the Pay-Per-Click weather forecast http://tinyurl.com/5avomm
Jul 19th
Video: “Weird and Strange News: Online Marketing”...
Jul 19th
Yahoo Introduces “Chihuahua Marketing” to compete with Google AdPlanner...
Jul 19th
Watch
Weird and Strange News: Online Marketing
Jul 19th
Pic of SEOmoz party typo from SMX Advanced: http://preview.tinyurl.com/seomoztypo
Jul 19th
Wow, looks like Google changed their images algorithm for the worse. Very bad results suddenly.
Jul 18th
Contacting other Brian Carters.
Jul 18th
Best thing about birthday was wife tipping me off to talking e-cards, you can do some funny things:...
Jul 17th
This is the cheeziest presentation ever. It has The Fonz, Yanni, and Fat Elvis in it.
Jul 17th
btw here’s a screenshot of the first page of my cheezy smx local presentation:...
Jul 16th
Do you like clean Christian jokes? Check out @christianjokes and...
Jul 16th
Ha, thanks guys for the birthday wishes, even the @jpostman birthday retweet, that’s funny...
Jul 16th
Breaking news: new gallup poll shows that george bush’s approval percentage has dropped to...
Jul 16th
Lmao airlines to put ads on boarding passes
Jul 15th
Ok twitter, zero @replies on my birthday? You’re dead to me now.
Jul 15th
Eating birthday pizza :-)
Jul 15th
“Five (5) “POWER” Tactics for POWERful Local/Mobile Marketing Campaigns that Give you...
Jul 15th
I’ve decided to make my SMX Local ppt horribly cheezy on purpose. That’s making it much...
Jul 15th
Rain is pretty amazing after 10 years in san diego- and like lloyd dobbler said… “The...
Jul 14th
Music: very happy with editors album “an end has a start”- do you like interpol? Get...
Jul 14th
Something odd about twitter @replies - they seem public when sending, but feel private to receive
Jul 14th
Strangely, knowing that every angels and airwaves song is a rip-off of u2’s...
Jul 14th
Embarking on the 4 hour epic journey that is returning to myrtle beach
Jul 13th
Hey everybody, any recommendations on best svc to tell my mom to use for free webcam chatting? Some...
Jul 13th
Golf is really really weird ;-)
Jul 13th
Golfing at sea pines country club
Jul 13th
Diggin justin barnes from atl on drums!
Jul 13th
Waiting for jazz at the jazz corner in hilton head
Jul 13th
Hey I’m showing people Twitter!
Jul 12th
Wwdm is so freakin funky!
Jul 12th
Rainin cats and dogs and donkeys!
Jul 12th
Yeahh, we got a little phone right here. We got a little, we got a little, we got a little phone...
Jul 12th
We’re so close baby. We’re close. We’re so close. We’re so close, we...
Jul 12th
Hey.. (?)it’s funky. It’s funky funky funky out here on the street. It’s funky...
Jul 12th
It’s a spell. Did you smell it? It’s hot. It’s me. Yes endless, hell...
Jul 12th
Twitterphoning song parodies
Jul 12th
I think it’s time to start “the brian carter alliance”- there are at least 7...
Jul 12th
(music)… I’m singing a jazz song. Which means it doesn’t have to rhyme.And it...
Jul 12th
(music).. (singing)Heyy, I’m so (?) my hand in my..
http://tinyurl.com/6pfe7f
Jul 12th
(music).. heeeyyyy… ohh boy..ohh it’s really fabricated.. yeahh...
Jul 12th
(music)…Yawww.. We gotta turn this (father?)out.. turn.. we gotta turn this...
Jul 12th
I’m Michael Mc donald. I’m Michael Mc donald. I’m Michael Mc donald. weeahhh.....
Jul 12th
(music)..(hummm)…
http://tinyurl.com/577x9m
Jul 12th
oohh baby, I want you so bad. I love you. I don’t want nobody else. Just you baby. Yeah...
Jul 12th
Heyy wanna say hi! I remember him, great pretenders were like one of the great fans I’ve ever...
Jul 12th
Twitterphoning some chrissie
Jul 12th
Wow you get out of myrtle and there’s real radio!
Jul 12th
Yeah baby, I got this feeling deep down in my lower end. It’s like gravy. It’s like...
Jul 12th
Got that open road positive anthemic soundtrack victorious feelin’!
Jul 12th
Headed out to hilton head
Jul 12th
Anyone tested underscores vs hyphens in page names lately? Aug 2007 Matt Cutts alluded to Google...
Jul 11th
And for you who think I don’t have a life, this proves you’re right- one fun sumo SEO...
Jul 11th
Ok, the seo sumo women video and blog post is ready! http://tinyurl.com/seowomensumo
Jul 11th
Working on the hilarious “SEO women sumo wrestling video” blog post
Jul 11th
Anybody else going to the http://www.seomoz.org/expert seminar in August?
Jul 11th
Going to see a crazy donkey about some chimichangas
Jul 10th
I’ll never understand ppl at stoplights who stop 8’ too soon, then scoot up several...
Jul 10th
Heading home after Fuel suite night at mb pelicans game- we won AND two of our employees fought in...
Jul 10th
Dang it my Twitter followers # keeps hanging around 665, 667 today - I need 5-10 followers to get...
Jul 9th
Compiling a list of evidence that I’m retarded, including the fact that I still use words like...
Jul 9th
Is there an official name for the kind of laugh that’s just the quiet nose sniffing sound?...
Jul 9th
Ted koppel “creativity is a function of freedom”
Jul 9th
Just added RSS from FF search for my name to my Google Reader, so I can stay in FF conversations.
Jul 9th
Cool, tinyurl now allows custom subdirs- had to grab this one: http://tinyurl.com/briancarter
Jul 9th
Annoyed that I can’t find an email, contact form, or twitter account for someone who’s...
Jul 9th
“B2B SEO/SEM: Interview with Fred Yee of ActiveConversion and FoundPages”...
Jul 9th
Wondering why Flash 9.0 won’t install in my Firefox 2.0 on my new laptop with Vista. Dang it.
Jul 9th
B2B SEO/SEM: Interview with Fred Yee of...
Jul 9th
Driving is one of the things that helped me realize how competitive I am- I love passing people-...
Jul 8th
Scott van pelt doesn’t do ebonics too good- but then neither does stu scott
Jul 8th
Old spice still hilarious- whoever does their commercial scripts is freakin hilarious
Jul 8th
Coldplay on daily show-
Jul 8th
Hey wendy’s- if you want to differentiate yourself from fast food, try putting something in...
Jul 8th
I still can’t believe the gall of domino’s to keep mentioning 30 minutes when it’s...
Jul 8th
Hellboy preview does look visually stunning- return of the pants labyrinth guy
Jul 8th
I don’t watch movies anymore- I witness motion picture events
Jul 8th
Waiting in san for my flight back to east coast
Jul 7th
Hey is there something simpler than a blog if someone wants to set up a bio page on their dot com- a...
Jul 7th
My wife insists I complete the description: bruschetta with figs, shallot, goat cheese, basil,...
Jul 7th
Eating bruschetta with figs on it! Piatti in SD
Jul 7th
Robert @scobleizer is the patron saint of early adopters
Jul 6th
Watch “the kingdom”- pretty intense- funny how americans get their world history, as...
Jul 5th
Proud to be able to identify nusrat when he comes on in starbucks ;-)
Jul 5th
Weird when u see someone who really does look familiar but u don’t know where from.
Jul 2nd
Whoever just mentioned the @chucknorris acct, thanks- I wish there were more!
Jul 2nd
Is airport operations really so hard? Don’t want to judge but… Hard to understand...
Jul 2nd
The funny part of w impersonators miss is how he can go so quickly from impassioned crankiness to...
Jul 2nd
Trying to remember how to be on vacation ;-)
Jul 2nd
big sphinn discussion about seo going on here: http://sphinn.com/story/56250
Jul 2nd
I go on some sales calls… we got one today- but one AM says about another prospect:...
Jul 2nd
Sounds so metro but have to get haircut in SD because so far two Myrtle Beach hair places have...
Jul 2nd
Diggin my new Dell XPS. Was afraid of Vista… we’ll see…
Jul 2nd
Check out this cool guy: @Venezia , CMO/EVP of Guitar Center, where I got my acoustic-electric.
Jul 2nd
New computer- 1. firefox 2. addons 3. igoogle 4. friendfeed 5. twitter - that’s the order I...
Jul 2nd
Almost hot, want to sphinn over the top?? AdWords Conversion Tracking: You Don’t Want to Make...
Jul 1st