Brian Carter- Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker

2009

2008

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March
February
January
I go on some sales calls… we got one today- but one AM says about another prospect:...
Jul 2nd
Diggin my new Dell XPS. Was afraid of Vista… we’ll see…
Jul 2nd
Sounds so metro but have to get haircut in SD because so far two Myrtle Beach hair places have...
Jul 2nd
Check out this cool guy: @Venezia , CMO/EVP of Guitar Center, where I got my acoustic-electric.
Jul 2nd
New computer- 1. firefox 2. addons 3. igoogle 4. friendfeed 5. twitter - that’s the order I...
Jul 2nd
Almost hot, want to sphinn over the top?? AdWords Conversion Tracking: You Don’t Want to Make...
Jul 1st
“13 FriendFeed Tools for Twitter Refugees” http://sphinn.com/story/56234
Jul 1st
Dang @danalookadoo lovin that is.gd - that’s short! TINIER url.
Jul 1st
Where will this mysterious link take you? http://is.gd/Ji2
Jul 1st
Oh I get it, it’s (compete pro is) a trial offer- sneaky!
Jun 30th
“4 Tactics for Geo-Targeting Your Local Search Marketing Campaigns with AdWords”...
Jun 30th
Compete PRO is out, anybody using it?
Jun 30th
Funny Video: “Desperate SEM Director Dances for Redemption, Fun, and Profit”...
Jun 30th
“AdWords Conversion Tracking: You Don’t Want to Make AdWordsMan Angry…”...
Jun 30th
…any problem creates adrenal response- a shock to the relaxed system- and so people freak out...
Jun 30th
Good thing I’m out of here for SD on Wednesday, I think i NEED a vacation.
Jun 30th
I think the reason Mondays can be so stressful is: people are relaxed, people aren’t organized...
Jun 30th
I think I just figured out something about Mondays…
Jun 30th
Hey guys any tips on honeymoon-ish SF hotels to stay in with the wife- union square or nearby-...
Jun 30th
Seems like the oil co’s have plenty of $ for branding on tv- how bout just cutting gas costs?
Jun 30th
Rock on @johnculberson, welcome to twitter! And get us drilling please :-)
Jun 30th
Hey Vegas, isn’t a cop-out to say thinking is bad your ads? “Don’t think, just...
Jun 30th
Man I HATE freakin wildfires! Don’t live in SD anymore but the fires are the thing that made...
Jun 30th
AdWords Conversion Tracking: You Don't Want...
Jun 29th
“AdWords Conversion Tracking: You Don’t Want to Make AdWordsMan Angry…”...
Jun 29th
SF: Why not the Drake instead of the JW Marriott? $40 cheaper per night even with conf discount, and...
Jun 29th
Getting flights set up for SFO SMX Local.
Jun 29th
Never send a resume for an SEO job saying your primary skills and background are in Flash.
Jun 28th
I like jotting to self but it turns into things like this: “I want the salami to make...
Jun 28th
Nice. Our web 2.0 session at SCSAE was one of only two that got perfect scores from attendees!...
Jun 28th
There is an entire aisle of sunscreen in walmart- overwhelming! Where’s the feature comparison...
Jun 28th
I want to see the shamwow guy starring in a comedy!
Jun 28th
Grappling with notion of starting an AdWords coaching/teaching site. BIG project. Reluctant. But...
Jun 28th
Thanks @danalookadoo ! That’s just “dandy”!
Jun 28th
Still way more impressed with the two newest Snow Patrol albums than with the new Coldplay… =\
Jun 28th
You guys using Mixx.com? What do you think?
Jun 28th
When someone asks me why I’m following them, it’s VERY tempting to just unfollow them.
Jun 28th
Funny Video: “Desperate SEM Director Dances for Redemption, Fun, and Profit”...
Jun 28th
An ad about producing energy at home in the u.s. is a bit ironic when the advertiser is bp
Jun 28th
Playin darts
Jun 27th
Oh: “you’re such a snob” - “no there’s just some ppl I can’t eat...
Jun 27th
Any tips for podcasting hosting site that’s SEO friendly? Or alternate ideas for mp3...
Jun 27th
Come on sphinnsters, http://sphinn.com/story/55265 is only a few sphinns short of HOT. “10...
Jun 27th
Like my wife, Twitter… 4. loves to converse…. http://sphinn.com/story/55265
Jun 27th
… 10. remembers all the dumb things I said years later (damn you, Summize, you’re too...
Jun 27th
Like my wife, Twitter… 2. is my obsession… http://sphinn.com/story.php?id=55265
Jun 26th
Like my wife, Twitter… 1. gets to hear all my random nonsensical ideas…...
Jun 26th
Thanks for the love @danalookadoo @derrickwheeler @profwebs @spodjed and @eddings !!!! :-)
Jun 26th
Everyone in my office is laughing at me because of my silly dance: http://tinyurl.com/5zxsva
Jun 26th
“10 Things Twitter and My Wife Have in Common” http://tinyurl.com/6ychow
Jun 26th
“10 Things Twitter and My Wife Have in Common” click it —>...
Jun 26th
Wow just did a really interesting interview with Fred Yee about SEM, B2B, lead generation, etc.
Jun 26th
Diane Lane rocks.
Jun 25th
Ha! Jott thinks I do “paperclip marketing” too!
Jun 25th
Interesting orm tactic: change your biz name
Jun 25th
Lying on a public bench like a homeless person, but better dressed, and the security guy left me...
Jun 25th
Doing the fuel r n r motto: “we play hard and we relax hard”
Jun 25th
And who ever changed their mind because of a bumper sticker?
Jun 25th
Heading to the bierscht
Jun 25th
Why are the cars with 100 bumper stickers always liberals?
Jun 25th
Watching Greg Sterling Local Search presentation from SMN
Jun 25th
Lyrics to Def Leppard’s “Switch 625” Oh oh oh whoah http://tinyurl.com/4steqn
Jun 25th
New blog post, “Fun Interview (mp3) with Jordan Kasteler @utahseopro”...
Jun 25th
Whenever I say “I’m on EST” I feel like I’m saying I’m on some sort of...
Jun 25th
Fun Interview with "Utah SEO Pro" Jordan...
Jun 25th
Possibly coming up for air, but not holding my breath ;-)
Jun 24th
Hey, last minute adwords campaign to set up, spend $8k in 4 days… yow! Fun lol :-)
Jun 24th
I’m a guitarist, not a singer- one of my lyrics: “I believe in her HAIR.”
Jun 24th
Administrivia, joy of billing, but Howlin Wolf is making it all ok.
Jun 24th
Rambo is kickin some pirate ***
Jun 24th
Watching beg of “jumper” - promising start
Jun 24th
Wow. This was my worst Monday of the year… let’s hope!
Jun 23rd
Walking down the boardwalk to da beach!
Jun 22nd
Going to the beach somewhere
Jun 22nd
They tell me this is abnormally hot for sc in june - I think they’re lying to keep me from...
Jun 22nd
Groggily getting ready to go smack a little white ball around for four hours and hopefully not get...
Jun 22nd
Playing some hold em with fuelies
Jun 22nd
Fuel rock band party!
Jun 22nd
Weird why would one fm station start to overcome another in my car when I’m not moving?
Jun 21st
Lovin my new twitter background. Have you seen it?
Jun 21st
Sorry but most white people should never say “hollah”, especially christian pop singers
Jun 21st
Reviewing this month’s SEO reports… and planning what to say to designers about SEO...
Jun 21st
I’ve decided that my word for the week will be SEXY. Because I’m thinking a lot about...
Jun 21st
And if not, why not.
Jun 21st
Suddenly obsessed with whether or not @andybeard has a beard.
Jun 21st
Not really enjoying days off these days!
Jun 21st

Brian Carter on Tumblr

Thought I’d check it out. Need to think about what I’ll use this for. Since I have...
Jun 21st
Brian Carter is one sexy dude.
Jun 21st