If you’re not taking your money off the table, you’re leaving money on the table.
Nov 1st
It seems weird to see a palm tree AND feel 45 degree weather
Nov 1st
Ah, shoot. Studs Terkel, great writer, cool name, passed today at 96. http://zi.ma/5ecc1
Nov 1st
Happy Halloween, everybody :-)
Nov 1st
This one was on the Underworld soundtrack: “Optimised” Skinny Puppy ♫...
Oct 31st
Rolling Stones “Sympathy for the Devil” - One of the more devilish classic rock...
Oct 31st
“Werewolves Of London” One of the funnest scary classic rock songs. Go Warren Zevon. I...
Oct 31st
Nice, Tweetlater just sent me an autodm for following myself. How did that happen? Creepy. I should...
Oct 31st
You gotta turn this up. “Highway to Hell” – AC/DC ♫ http://blip.fm/~m7kz
Oct 31st
Rob Zombie rocks. “Demon Speeding” ♫ http://blip.fm/~m7pv
Oct 31st
Truly Scary- Ghostbusters PLUS Michael Jackson… wow. “Bad” but kinda cool. ♫...
Oct 31st
YES Joel! This is one of my favorite songs ever RT @jpostman Blue Oyster Cult Godzilla ♫...
Oct 31st
Need more cowbell? And more SCARYness? “Dont Fear the Reaper” from one of the darkest...
Oct 31st
Ozzy Osborne: “Mr. Crowley” a song about an occultist… ♫ http://blip.fm/~m7ja
Oct 31st
Halloween without White Zombie? Impossible! Cover of Black Sabbath: “Children of the...
Oct 31st
ah dang it the music track isn’t there, pretty silly
Oct 31st
Well awesome, CA failed to send me my absentee ballot, and it’s too late to register in SC.
Oct 31st
HILARIOUS! “I want Anderson Cooper to be straight” http://zi.ma/6038a6 (I don’t...
Oct 31st
LOL tried reading @PauloQuerido (who writes in Portuguese) via Google Translate and FAIL:...
Oct 31st
Finally! Google Alerts as RSS feeds: http://zi.ma/googlealertrss Great for monitoring your online...
Oct 31st
RT @sundaycosmetics Faith is more powerful than fear. Faith is the power against which fear cannot...
Oct 31st
RT: @StephAgresta @wevote08 captures election views of top women bloggers http://tinyurl.com/565kvq...
Oct 31st
FYI… RT = Retweet. Not sure everyone knows that? Saves space…
Oct 31st
Crowdsourcing! RT @dr_pete Funny how a quick question to 250 folks on Twitter is better than just...
Oct 31st
Going to have to blip some scary music
Oct 31st
LMAOBIDCOSIMBV = Laughing My A** Off But It Didn’t Come Off So It Must Be Velcroed
Oct 31st
LMAOBIDCOSIC = Laughing My A** Off But It Didn’t Come Off So i’M cONFUSED
Oct 31st
This is a Rico Suave as I get, in my Armani: http://zi.ma/418966
Oct 31st
COOL check if your name or brand has been taken at 68 social media sites: http://usernamecheck.com/
Oct 31st
LMAOBIDCOSIMBS
Oct 31st
10 Ways Twitter is Like Halloween http://zi.ma/twitterhalloween
Oct 31st
Is your blog REALLY set up to get the results you want? RT @remarkablogger Blog Conversion ‘Splained...
Oct 31st
“Trick or Tweet: Top 10 Funniest Ways Twitter is Like Halloween”...
Oct 31st
2*LOL = LMAO ; 4*LMAO = ROTFLMAO
Oct 31st
Announcing WINNER 2008 TwitterStache Awards:@budesigns!!! Runner up:@jg_rat, and Honorable...
Oct 31st
LOL + LOL = LMAO
Oct 31st
[Check out her avatar] RT @danalookadoo I had a digital deep cleansing facial yesterday - POOF!
Oct 31st
For the SEO nerds… Google has protected itself against Zombies via robots.txt...
Oct 31st
Wow I calculate dangerous randomness is up 72% today. Be safe out there.
Oct 31st
HA. Either some captchas are getting too difficult to read, or I’m turning into a bot. A...
Oct 31st
RT @prsarahevans and @aronado on http://www.luckystartups.com ustream… did I miss it?
Oct 31st
NSFW “Manly Man’s Conference Guide” Good for Pubcon. Not for kids. You’ve...
Oct 31st
“Trick or Tweet: Top 10 Ways Twitter is Like Halloween” http://zi.ma/twitterhalloween...
Oct 31st
[BRULK] RAHHRRRRR I AM SO ANGRY RAHHHRRRR
Oct 31st
RT @chrisbrogan Today is the big Trick or Tweet day. This is a good cause, fun, *and* promotes good...
Oct 31st
Found: <|:~( witch hat. If you lost a witch hat, please dm me. To prove it’s yours, what is...
Oct 31st
Follow the interesting tweets coming out of Social Media Breakfast 8 http://zi.ma/smbmsp8...
Oct 31st
X-/ Twitter halloween icons! http://tinyurl.com/5b9fun
Oct 31st
I am the Incredible BRULK for Halloween. Don’t freak out.
Oct 31st
I don’t want to become “the bad man”.
Oct 31st
Check out @newedgemedia, a powerhouse in search.
Oct 31st
NO WAY look one of the guys (Iain Baker) from Jesus Jones is on Twitter, right here, right now...
Oct 31st
Looking for flights to go see the 97 year old grandma for Thanksgiving :-)
Oct 31st
Wow, although still dwarfed by StumbleUpon and Digg, Mixx has really eclipsed Sphinn in Google...
Oct 31st
Autumn, in chinese medicine, is a time of grief and nostalgia, and the remedy is joy.
Oct 30th
Need to have some fun tonight.
Oct 30th
Wow, twitterspeed makes things seem less recent- a tweet I had to answer from yesterday, swear it...
Oct 30th
Don’t understand why a guy who’s old enough to drive a real car would want a really fast...
Oct 30th
Ha, @lisabarone put a zi.ma link in her gTalk status, clever, haven’t seen that before.
Oct 30th
Interesting, search.twitter.com big delay, first time I’ve ever seen that…
Oct 30th
13 minute delay on search.twitter.com
Oct 30th
Yikes, he’s doing SOMETHING right… RT @remarkablogger Is 80% a good open rate for an...
Oct 30th
UH OH looks like Search’s cutest blogger is “a Codependent, Social Media Baby”...
Oct 30th
Just hit 99 zi.ma urls. I guess I really like @zima
Oct 30th
Listen to me on Podcast: “Twitter and Social Media for the Legal Industry”...
Oct 30th
RT @chris_hart of Bruce Clay: “The SEO Priest shares The Ten Commandments of SEO”...
Oct 30th
Checking out Pepsi’s crowdsourcing effort on FriendFeed:...
Oct 30th
RT @mattcutts “Annoying a friend by sending him an all-emoticon message in Gmail:”...
Oct 30th
“4 out of 5 dentists agree…” I’m wondering what’s up with that 5th...
Oct 30th
I sleep in my SEOmoz Linkscape shirt every night. And I dream of optimized sheep. #scaryseo
Oct 30th
Will a programmer PLEASE write a twitter script to auto remove ppl I follow who don’t follow...
Oct 30th
Got a secret tip about Twitter and Facebook I’m itchin’ to reveal, but have to sleep....
Oct 30th
LOVE the etrade commercial where the baby spits up. Love that whole series.
Oct 30th
Was there a baseball game or something tonight? Hahahaha
Oct 30th
Hey, anyone in the training or speaking industry? I have a quick question for you!
Oct 30th
Classic Van Halen, David Lee Roth style… “You Really Got Me” . OWWWWWWWWWW!!! ♫...
Oct 30th
“Red Skies at night whoa hoa…” from The Fixx. One of those songs it wouldn’t...
Oct 30th
Wooooo… just got interviewed by Garrett @learnseo, to whom I give my unofficial “Nicest...
Oct 30th
Blowin this popsicle stand
Oct 29th
Something big afoot in mb, 5 emergency vehicles going two directions
Oct 29th
Cool image/chart http://zi.ma/d6b56e of how in social media, content creates conversations which...
Oct 29th
“The Difference Between Blog Strategies and Tactics” http://zi.ma/2cfa5e from...
Oct 29th
Twitterspectrum is very cool, see visually what words 2 ideas have in common, and what words 2...
Oct 29th
Finally getting lunch- 4pm?!?
Oct 29th
Wow, it must be a good idea if people you don’t even follow are retweeting it! ;-)
Oct 29th
Need to announce winner of 2008 TwitterStache Awards but been slammed! Soon.
Oct 29th
Interviewer:Brian, what have you witnessed in social media? \ Brian:I’m seeing a lot of...
Oct 29th
The most useful #ScarySEO post yet: “95 Killer Tips from Scary SEO’s 19 Session...
Oct 29th
Official analysis of Twitter from an intellectual property attorney: “Twitter is the...
Oct 29th
New device allows you to exchange tweets with your houseplant: http://zi.ma/0d9f19
Oct 29th
At Pubcon I’m speaking on a panel with a guy from Facebook. I’m afraid he might be...
Oct 29th
Tip for companies thinking about letting their employees Twitter: “Let your people shine, and...
Oct 29th
Uh oh, houseplants are already coming online! http://twitter.com/houseplant1 @houseplant1...
Oct 29th
Ooh just thought of a really needed app. maybe it already exists…? Auto-friend/request people...
Oct 29th
Awesome: “The Girly Girl’s SEO Conference Guide” http://zi.ma/girly-guide from...
Oct 29th
Hey, any examples of twitterers from non-internet industries success via twitter-networking with...
Oct 29th
Agree/Disagree? If a woman says WOOT, she is definitely under 30. Ooh, this could cause some...
Oct 29th
Twitter is newfunique. LOL that sorta sounds like a new shower product.
Oct 29th
Wow Buck Rogers is in the 21st century and he’s a dad blogger, not a space hero @BuckDaddy...
Oct 29th
RT @remarkablogger I think Twitter and an email list may be far better indicators of real influence...
Oct 29th
Just realized I’m smoking a cigar in a tai chi stance. Ironic.
Oct 29th
whoops I misspelled pocahontas. Poca-shawntus, Poca-shandra, Poca-poca-bu-hannah.
Oct 29th
Does qwitter send itself an email when I quit using it?
Oct 29th
oh YES I just figured out what song to use for the SEO dance.
Oct 29th
Funny dogs in Halloween costumes http://zi.ma/9bd63 My favorite is pocashontas.
Oct 29th
I got called charismatic for the first time today. My wife says it’s Twitterisma.
Oct 29th
LOL http://sphinn.com/story/81517#c56721 making fun of a guy who only posts negative comments…...
Oct 29th
SO make sure you use your deadbolts.
Oct 29th
Just was locked out of my place because my keys fell apart yesterday, found out how easy it is to...
Oct 29th
Researching more for tomorrow’s podcast about Legal Marketing and Twitter
Oct 29th
LOL it’s funny the things people respond to on twitter. At least 10 shameless book-smellers...
Oct 29th
Working on the Social Media for Legal Marketing material.
Oct 29th
Checking out demographics of blogger, linkedin, facebook, twitter via www.quantcast.com
Oct 29th
The legal podcasters are happy I’m funny, but… I’m not sure lawyers actually laugh...
Oct 29th
Warning Sign – Coldplay “I’ve gotta tell you what a state I’m in… the truth...
Oct 29th
Ooh new Bond comes out during Pubcon.
Oct 29th
Sphunn: “WTF- Is You A Social Media MFC?” http://sphinn.com/story/81842 Who are the...
Oct 29th
Don’t some books just smell awesome? I’m not the only weird book-smeller out there, am...
Oct 28th
Oops I forgot, it’s another idea I gave away. The Pigwich: http://zi.ma/470
Oct 28th
I’m at the top of your Facebook page!
Oct 28th
I just want to say, I created the Pigwich, just for the record. Cuz I think someone’s going to...
Oct 28th
Wow, @MandaOtto is a multi-talented minx! Her art for sale at: http://zi.ma/manda-art
Oct 28th
Dang it, in this pic I’m not upside down on the pole, but I am getting high fives afterwards:...
Oct 28th
Twitter friends are “convenient friends”- you can turn them on or off whenever you want....
Oct 28th
Why “Spleling Iz Importent” in PPC advertising: http://sphinn.com/story/81517
Oct 28th
Heard about Twootball.com? That plus ScarySEO here: http://sphinn.com/story/81673 @davidedicillo
Oct 28th
Can’t find my ning badge code to add to blog.
Oct 28th
New on “ScarySEO: Top 10 Funniest” post (http://zi.ma/scaryfunny) scary video of...
Oct 28th
Feed Twitter into your Facebook. http://zi.ma/fb-twitter It’s making the Facebook adopters...
Oct 28th
One more PPC post: “Surgical vs. Shotgun Keyword Buying” http://sphinn.com/story/81474
Oct 28th
Hey it’s “Dealing with Unhappy Clients” from @Pamela_Lund !!!...
Oct 28th
At @jpostman’s suggestion, I changed Twitter Marketing Case Studies to a ning network:...
Oct 28th
We have to wait til April??? Dang. RT @missrogue I have an Amazon pre-order page. ;)...
Oct 28th
RT @remarkablogger The Onion reports “Swaggering Down 87%”: http://is.gd/4YIO
Oct 28th
Essential Angels & Airwaves if you haven’t heard them before, “Heaven” ♫...
Oct 28th
This is kind of ambitious, but I was thinking all the twitter marketing case studies should be in...
Oct 28th
Are you tracking your short url clicks? You should: RT @zima can www.zi.ma make it to half a million...
Oct 28th
Wow, cool for SEO’s RT @davesnyder X-Browser SEO Tool http://seo.searchandsocial.com/
Oct 28th
Love tweeting so much I will do it in the cold while shivering, lol :-)
Oct 28th
I can tell sm is going to make for another late night :-) clearly a passion now
Oct 28th
Are you social bookmarking your twitter-related blog posts on sphinn and stumble? Mixx? Where else?
Oct 28th
Just struck by how much I like the people who are tweeting up my tweetstream :-)
Oct 28th
I still feel like a sucker for liking angels and airwaves, but I still like them
Oct 28th
“Practicing Safe Social Networking: Are You?” http://sphinn.com/story/81562 Great post...
Oct 28th
Just curious, who’s going to pubcon?
Oct 28th
RT @PRsarahevans do you practice safe social networking when u take it face-to-face???...
Oct 28th
Hey, here’s a poll for my followers: NBA starts tomorrow- I’m nuts and watch everything-...
Oct 28th
RT @anildash As a kid, u see a limo & think “I bet that’s someone famous!”...
Oct 28th
I think one reason the people in seo and social media are so close is we’re all figuring this...
Oct 28th
What’s amazing about twitter: it produces enough insight for several blog posts a day, more...
Oct 28th
Is there a WP plugin that will stop it from deleting my br clear all tags?
Oct 27th
Been working on my new professional speaker website: http://www.getmorefaster.com/ - whatcha think?
Oct 27th
What was I reading last night about ORM for dog food industry, addressing the bad dog food quickly,...
Oct 27th
Doing a show Wed with @heathermilligan LegalTalkNetwork Lawyer2Lawyer show Wed about Legal Marketing...
Oct 27th
Actually my audience doubled in a month: http://twitterholic.com/twitter/briancarter
Oct 27th
Curious how the black hat side of SEO works? I don’t endorse this stuff, but these guys are...
Oct 27th
I bet I’m the only person you know that gets a daily Google News and Blogs Alert for...
Oct 27th
Blog post #2 from internet marketing apprentice @joshwilliams85 “Spleling Iz Importent”...
Oct 27th
Ah, looks like Twitterholic decided I’m worth checking daily now, since I jumped up 550...
Oct 27th
Absolutely brilliant… classic! RT @jmoriarty Jerry Maguire 2008: “You…...
Oct 27th
Have interview on LegalTalkNetwork Lawyer2Lawyer show Wednesday about Legal Marketing and Social...
Oct 27th
Beautiful song from a nerdy band you may not have heard of… MuteMath “Stall Out” -...
Oct 27th
LOL RT @dcrblogs: @briancarter @REBlogGirl Should I be worried about contracting TTDs? (Textually...
Oct 27th
RT @REBLogGirl And just cuz it’s Sunday and we need some U2 in their glory days - Sunday...
Oct 27th
People keep me at a distance. I think it’s because they’re afraid of how much...
Oct 27th
Back home. If I missed a tweet or reply last few days, sorry! I’ll try to get caught up this...
Oct 26th
Absolutely gorgeous day in myrtle beach, pleasant return after persistent precipitation in fort...
Oct 26th
Dumb domain name that SEEMED like a good idea at 3am a few years back…...
Oct 26th
A few more #scaryseo photos here: http://flickr.com/photos/brian-carter/
Oct 26th
Watch
Rhea Drysdale is SheRa at Scary SEO
Oct 26th
http://twitpic.com/id3n - Bag that got run over in FLL by conveyer driver
Oct 26th
Odd but successful landing-
Oct 26th
I know I’m important because I’m tweeting about being on the tarmac about to fly...
Oct 26th
Alright, I knew it was crazy that I would have said tweetbait first, twitter’s been around too...
Oct 26th
Hey! “ScarySEO: Top 10 Funniest Things That Happened” http://zi.ma/scaryfunny #scaryseo
Oct 26th
Hanging at FLL waiting for flight… #scaryseo was a great time, great speakers, great people,...
Oct 26th
Ya, has anyone used the term tweetbait before or did I really coin it?
Oct 26th
http://twitpic.com/i9a7 - @jquipp proposes a toast to samantha snyder
Oct 26th
Blog post about twitterbait/tweetbait http://zi.ma/tweetbait
Oct 26th
http://twitpic.com/i989 - Airplane panels still look like they’re from the 70’s
Oct 26th
Wow that tweet about losing followers because of sexiness was total tweetbait! Didn’t intend...
Oct 26th
Some people unfollowed me after I said sexy in a tweet, so… Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy.
Oct 26th
See how @cshel sells SEO http://flickr.com/photos/digitalpaladin/2972613610/
Oct 25th
See how @cshel sells SEO by the seashore http://flickr.com/photos/digitalpaladin/2972613610/...
Oct 25th
“You are not the axis on which the universe spins” @cshel “You are not actually...
Oct 25th
It was weird at #scaryseo when @rhea’s relatives from Planet Xera showed up:...
Oct 25th
If you have to choose any female SEO to fight another SEO in hand to hand combat? I’d pick...
Oct 25th
Writing top ten funniest things at #scaryseo blog post.
Oct 25th
#scaryseo is a trending topic on search.twitter.com
Oct 25th
#scaryseo attendees! @reply me the funniest things you saw at the conference, ASAP!!!
Oct 25th
Looks like @djpaisley and @cshel might be having a kung fu fight-off later this evening. #scaryseo
Oct 25th
#scaryseo got a standing ovation, and it’s ending, except for imcharity.com
Oct 25th
Enabling @utahseopro and his fauxhawk, I should go to fauxhawk-anon
Oct 25th
Evidently @davesnyder shaves poodles and does doggie manicures. I had no idea. #scaryseo
Oct 25th
Also @manonmoon is a funny twitter persona.
Oct 25th
RT @thewholeworld I’m excited about my upcoming season. Hey all earthlings, Winter is going to...
Oct 25th
RT @thewhole world I’m excited about my upcoming season. Hey all earthlings, Winter is going...
Oct 25th
RT @pdimaio Myself and @briancarter are very happy to sponsor the shared dial-up connection on...
Oct 25th
This is one of the hairiest men I’ve ever seen: http://zi.ma/18490b
Oct 25th
This is what happens when you let your not-too-sober coworker try to @reply me on your phone:...
Oct 25th
UPC = user promoted content #scaryseo
Oct 25th
This guy @garethjax came all the way from Italy for #scaryseo.
Oct 25th
Cartoon from @jquipp, dog says to another dog: “I used to have a blog but I quit and went back...
Oct 25th
Oops, THIS is what happens when you let your not-too-sober coworker try to @reply me on your phone:...
Oct 25th
13% of people read blog post word for word, the rest scan says @jquipp #scaryseo
Oct 25th
Wow, hearing a lot about this crazy “twitter” thing lately. Will have to check that out.
Oct 25th
Hard rock here is ridiculous- let’s see if I can get out of here without losing any money
Oct 25th
Right now I’m by the exit waiting for @pdimaio so I can get some sleep!
Oct 25th
They have rhymes to remember what order to drink stuff in, pretty sensible actually
Oct 25th
This is the bus of iniquity.
Oct 25th
Defeated by this big steak.
Oct 25th
Partying on the scaryseo party limo bus as only a non-drinker can…
Oct 25th
Big fat guy pole dancing is truly scaryseo
Oct 25th
Dinner at beach? #scaryseo talk to me, @joshuasci, @danalookadoo
Oct 24th
#scaryseo If going to hard rock and not on limo, @pdimiao can drive a few people down, get with him,...
Oct 24th
#scaryseo is there a dinner plan?
Oct 24th
Looks like there’s a .com hijacked @utahseopro’s identity.
Oct 24th
I’m speaking at #scaryseo right now and twittering because I’m that awesome
Oct 24th
Liked @cshel’s “Cajun SEO” approach. Great entertaining gimmick for presentation...
Oct 24th
Gettin ready to go on at #scaryseo
Oct 24th
Who’s at #scaryseo, twitter names I know: @slightlyshady @davesnyder @bofu2u @pdimaio...
Oct 24th
#scaryseo even got a guy here from italy, @garethjax
Oct 24th
#scaryseo also @pamela_lund and @cshel - if I missed you, @reply me
Oct 24th
#scaryseo @lisabarone @yummyman @murphyjason @johnsantangelo @brianchappell @djpaisley @utahseopro...
Oct 24th
I guess it’s not surprising to meet “slightly shady seo” at a scary halloween seo...
Oct 24th
http://twitpic.com/hxi5 - @pdimaio draws a bunny that actually is a cat
Oct 24th
http://twitpic.com/hxiv - @darrelllong @davesnyder @chris_hart
Oct 24th
Jeff Quipp doing opening keynote at #scaryseo
Oct 24th
At #scaryseo it’s $5 if your phone rings.
Oct 24th
Whoa @johnsantangelo pulls out the your mom jokes
Oct 24th
#scaryseo @iodine74 too!
Oct 24th
#scaryseo @greatscott! @geoffcaplan and @jsardinha here too. Question is, what loser came to scart...
Oct 24th
#scaryseo @inboundmarketer overdressed, awesomeness plus awesome clothes, she wants to dominate, lol
Oct 24th
I speak at 2:45 if anyone wants to tune in to www.imbroadcast.com then. :-)
Oct 24th
http://twitpic.com/hxzj - @cshel at scaryseo
Oct 24th
WOW!!! “Google Analytics Gets a Major Upgrade” http://sphinn.com/story/80662
Oct 24th
At scaryseo, the lights went out
Oct 24th
Lights went out at bar, @chris_hart instantly yelled “get your hands off me!”. Great...
Oct 24th
http://twitpic.com/hv2m - Scaryseo geeks at buca dibepo
Oct 24th
http://twitpic.com/hv90 - @learnseo at scaryseo italian dinner
Oct 24th
OH unhappy budget customer at FLL- it IS amazing how rental reservations aren’t always...
Oct 23rd
We got this pimpin cool caddy cts but @pdimaio says it smells like the inside of a fake leg
Oct 23rd
http://twitpic.com/htrj - Hilton bathroom products
Oct 23rd
If ur going to scaryseo and are in town tonite, tweet me about dinner
Oct 23rd
We’re going to sea ranch lakes to ride the sea horses!
Oct 23rd
I’m doing @reply-comedy @punking people… Cutting edge comedy
Oct 23rd
Dang it… This lady keeps interrupting me while I’m trying to read this book about how to...
Oct 23rd
If you take out of twitter context the fact that sometimes I follow cute girls, it sounds a lot like...
Oct 23rd
Trying to look important while walking past the first class judgment section
Oct 23rd
Google maps on my bb says not to use while driving. Thought I’d tweet about that. While...
Oct 23rd
http://twitpic.com/hrlv - Computer table in myr
Oct 23rd
I am feeling pretty SASSY.
Oct 23rd
So What’cha What’cha Want? Some bass? Some coolness? Some awesome? You got it. The...
Oct 23rd
Checking out the monstruous @haikutwaiku
Oct 23rd
Pretty, cool, retro (late 50’s early 60’s) rock “Phantom Limb” – The Shins ♫...
Oct 23rd
Oh this is a killer obscure Bowie song, “Andy Warhol” The acoustic guitar riff is so...
Oct 23rd
This ain’t rock n roll… this is genocide! “Diamond Dogs” – David Bowie ♫...
Oct 23rd
This will play when I meet my archenemy @chriswinfield. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ivg2
Oct 23rd
Wow this comacho maduro was a good recommendation
Oct 23rd
This trip to scaryseo will be my first where I fly as one of those 2 biz guy flying teams. But...
Oct 23rd
Hate it when I think of a joke but then realize it’s a horrible innuendo.
Oct 23rd
Cloak of invisibility: anti-spywear
Oct 23rd
Also need to start a political action group for pessimists. But I don’t think it will work.
Oct 23rd
It makes you wonder how there could be FAN clubs for depressing bands like Joy Division or The Cure.
Oct 23rd
Twitter rocks.
Oct 23rd
Thinking about starting a political action group to support the rights of the apathetic.
Oct 23rd
Seems like people don’t realize that on LinkedIn if you choose “Friend” you...
Oct 23rd
Cool conversation with @JessicaKnows, neat event in the works… it’s a secret,...
Oct 23rd
Now I’m following a bunch of mom bloggers.
Oct 23rd
Yep, I’ll pretty much unfollow you if you use crude language.
Oct 23rd
The best advice I can give a woman at one of my speaking gigs is to focus really intently on the...
Oct 22nd
Women don’t get much out of my speeches, what with all their swooning. Swooning makes it hard...
Oct 22nd
Got stogies for scaryseo
Oct 22nd
No matter how I prepare for a speaking gig, I still can’t stop all the women from throwing...
Oct 22nd
Got @kdpaine’s book…. now just have to find time to read that and six others!
Oct 22nd
Uh oh, is tweetlater hiccuping? Getting some autofollow DM spam.
Oct 22nd
Very important and interesting SEO study on Google personalized search’s effects on SERPS:...
Oct 22nd
lmao
Oct 22nd
Yahoo PPC cashed the check, credited nobody, and didn’t contact the check writer.
Oct 22nd
Trying to find pics of dumb people to put in a ppt- thin line between using retarded images and not...
Oct 22nd
Yahoo PPC screwed up. They deposited a check without knowing which account to credit, not crediting...
Oct 22nd
Failed to eat “two bite Brownie” in two bites. Will have to practice on other brownies....
Oct 22nd
Here’s the Prodigy/Enya remix @djpaisley suggested. This one sorta does rock. ♫...
Oct 22nd
Rockin out to Enya, because her beats are so nasty.
Oct 22nd
Rockin out to pianist Jim Brickman, who makes Yanni music look like Ozzy.
Oct 22nd
Voting closing very soon… “2008 TwitterStache Awards”...
Oct 22nd
“How To F*** Up At Online Networking” http://sphinn.com/story.php?id=80457
Oct 22nd
Ok gotta buckledown and work on a powerpoint.
Oct 22nd
Yay, Jim Gaffigan is my friend on Facebook!
Oct 22nd
McCain is attacking Obama. Obama is visiting his ailing grandmother. Who’s running...
Oct 22nd
“Father & Son”- Cat Stevens LIVE, more RECENTLY, new name is Yusuf… ♫...
Oct 22nd
LOL RT @juliepower Woot.com’s FAQs sound like FOQ:. “What happens if I don’t like...
Oct 22nd
Just joined http://twittersanonymous.ning.com/ …because I suspect I belong there....
Oct 22nd
“I know we’ve come a long way, we’re changin’ day to day, but tell...
Oct 22nd
This TwitterStache Awards has given me infinite ideas- I have a whole series of Awards thunk up now.
Oct 22nd
Remember this one? “Take My Picture” – Filter. Very nice. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ifjh
Oct 22nd
You know who rocks? @acclimedia. She rocks. That’s a shout-out. Check her out.
Oct 22nd
You know what we need? BOSE headphones that recharge with biomechanical energy. If you dance, they...
Oct 22nd
Optimizing the way I tell others about how I optimize things.
Oct 21st
Loads of people are voting in “The 2008 TwitterStache Awards” http://zi.ma/twitterstache...
Oct 21st